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How did Duke Jing of Jin die

Duke Jing of Jin who died in the toilet

Who is the funniest dead monarch in the history of China? Duke Jing of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period deserved it! Plus twenty-five histories and three biographies of the Spring and Autumn Period, you can't find a few more funny deaths than Duke Jing of Jin. By comparing the cowardly and funny monarchs who died, we found that Duke Jing of Jin stood out from the crowd, and other monarchs were dwarfed and eclipsed by Duke Jing of Jin. In the vast ocean of history, anyone can recognize Duke Jing of Jin at a glance. Of course, people who have read the story of Duke Jing of Jin will never say that his name is untrue. After all, our Duke Jing of Jin has achieved unprecedented success!

As the saying goes, if you don't do anything wrong in your life, you won't be afraid of knocking at the door in the middle of the night. So if you do too much, there must be ghosts coming to you? In fact, this theory is wrong, but when we look at Duke Jing of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period, we find that ghosts really came to us after doing too much. According to the current scientific explanation, these so-called ghosts and gods are just superstitious thoughts in feudal society, because I believe in my heart that ghosts and gods will do mischief, and then hallucinations will be disturbed by ghosts and gods, which can only belong to psychological problems. In fact, it's just human psychology at work. Where do ghosts and gods come from? In any case, the beginning of life is naturally good. Doing something harmful is always disturbing. Duke Jing of Jin has been uneasy because of his bad deeds, which led to revenge in his dream and panic and depression. This disease will kill him!

Jin Jinggong, surnamed Ji, is the son of Jin Chenggong. During the Spring and Autumn Period, a monarch of the State of Jin, which was later carved up by the three clans.

During the period of Duke Jing of Jin, Zhao Tong and Zhao Kuo were killed by mistake because they were provoked and framed by traitors, and the Zhao family was destroyed. Fortunately, there is still a child in Zhao Shuo who has not been born. Because Zhao Shuo's wife and mother are Jin Chenggong's sisters, she hid in the palace and escaped a difficult time. Later, the child she gave birth to was saved by Zhao Shuo's public friend. This is the origin of the idiom "orphan of Zhao". Later, things passed for a while, because the minister talked about Zhao's grievances and made many contributions to the state of Jin all his life. The monarch killed them unjustly, and so on. Duke Jing of Jin also knew that he had wronged a loyal minister, so he named the orphan of Zhao as the heir of Zhao. However, Duke Jing of Jin has always been obsessed with this matter, always afraid that someone from the Zhao family will come to seek revenge on him.

I think about it every day and dream every night. One day, Duke Jing of Jin had a nightmare at night, dreaming that a man with long hair and very angry and painful stood in front of him, lamenting that he had died unjustly, and that his descendants and family were innocent and wanted to kill him. With that, he destroyed the palace gate of the State of Jin and approached Duke Jing of Jin, who was very afraid and ran into the back room to hide. Where is it so easy to get rid of being haunted? This is how TV plays are played. Ghosts can do anything. This evil spirit with heavy grievances is not easy to get rid of. Therefore, no matter where Jin Jinggong hides, the spectre will chase him ... The situation in the dream is just like the fact. Duke Jing of Jin was so scared that his teacups and pillows sweated, and he finally woke up after shaking all night.

Although I woke up, the scene in my dream is still vivid and unforgettable. Looking back, my hair stands on end, which is much more terrible than going to the haunted house in the park to see some fake ghosts. After all, people at that time believed in reincarnation and retribution, and it was true to think of it. How can they not be afraid? Because he was worried day and night and often had nightmares, Duke Jing of Jin attached great importance to it and decided to ask someone to tell his fortune. So Sangtian had a very good fortune teller who was invited by Duke Jing of Jin to see the dream. The fortune teller half squinted and pinched his fingers when he came. Then he touched his beard and almost repeated Kim's dream. Jin was startled, so he was a fortuneteller! So I quickly asked for help and asked the fortune teller how to escape this robbery. The fortune teller frowned and pinched his fingers again ... Oh, dear! Great! Duke Jing of Jin was in shock and quickly asked how things were going and what was the result. I saw the fortune teller moved with compassion and said, "The monarch can't escape. This place is haunted! There's nothing we can do. Your Majesty, you may not live to eat wheat this year. " Duke Jing of Jin was furious, but you can't live on wheat! So he sent a fortune teller out. I think if I live to eat wheat in the future, you will see it.

But not long after, Duke Jing of Jin became seriously ill and never recovered. Psychological that urgent! Is it really the same as what the fortune teller said? At this time, Duke Jing of Jin discovered that there was a famous doctor in Qin called Yi Man, who had good medical skills. It's like suddenly seeing the dawn in front of you in the dark, and quickly sending someone to the state of Qin for a doctor. Duke Huan of Qin sent a doctor to treat Duke Jing of Jin.

Duke Jing's dream is very effective and can predict the future. Before Doctor Qin came to see a doctor, Duke Jing of Jin had another dream. This time, he dreamed of two children, who were transformed by his virus. A child said, "Now this doctor is a famous doctor, which is not good for us!" " What should I do? "Another child said," don't be afraid, we can stay above his stomach and under the ointment. Even the imperial doctor can't help us! ""After that, Duke Jing watched the two children become sick and hide in their own bodies. At this time, Qin imperial doctor came slowly. After seeing him, Duke Jing of Jin shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, I can't cure your illness. The disease is above the stomach, under the ointment, and acupuncture and medicine are useless. There is no way to go back to heaven! " Duke Jing's heart is dying. He is really a great doctor. Even he knows this. But there was no way to eradicate it, so Duke Jing of Jin had to do his best and resign himself to fate. Pray for a miracle in your heart 1 1 ten thousand times.

The time to harvest wheat passed quickly. Duke Jing of Jin looks radiant and full of energy. (It should be the legendary last breath. When you are in a good mood, your stomach gets better. If you want to eat new wheat, let the chef do it. In my spare time, I remember the time when I said I couldn't live to eat new wheat, and I was particularly angry. Say I can't eat new wheat, I'll eat it in front of you now. So I sent someone to call the fortune teller and let him see the new wheat: "Well, didn't you say I wouldn't live to eat the new wheat?" What is this? It's a nonsense charlatan. "Then triumphantly dragged the fortune teller out and killed him. Prove that the fortune teller is false. Duke Jing of Jin is very relaxed. Maybe he really won't die, so he relaxed and prepared to eat wheat. What a coincidence, it happened that Qi Huangong had a stomachache at this time. My stomach is not good! Duke Jing of Jin then hurried to the toilet. Walking into the toilet, I have a splitting headache and feel groggy. Is it really from God? Before he finished thinking, Duke Jing of Jin could not support himself and plunged into the cesspit! Died in it. I don't know whether I drowned or I couldn't stand up and stink. It's really disgusting to think of it. The king of a country died in the toilet, and Duke Jing of Jin was unprecedented.