Classic shocking lines of Jigong Living Buddha

Jigong, the living Buddha starring Chen Musheng, plays Jigong. Among them, "Gongzi" is a classic, citing popular words on the Internet at that time, which can be said to be a bit of a breakthrough. Of course, TV dramas are like this now. Let's look at the classic lines: right away, right away, you must be spiritual: you are Zen. . . Dougie: Does it look familiar? . . . Lingchan Zi: Oh. . . You are Uncle dragon sword Ji. . . . . . Who is your uncle? . . . Bon voyage, missing halfway, crazy return! Chen Liang: I just finished counting my fingers, and your mother is waiting for you to go home for dinner ... very simple! I added that gesture when I said this sentence, which reminded me of a scholar. ) only soluble in the mouth, insoluble in the hand, stretch your legs and stare at the pills, that's all, no semicolons. Bai Xue (to zhou wenbin) said: You are even worse than an animal ... You are even worse than me ... When I heard this ... I vomited blood and laughed ... Don't call me a holy monk, he will be jealous when he hears it ... ("He" means Liang Guang) He doesn't care about eternity, but only cares about having ~ ~ and being healthier (Dao Ji says to Liang Guang). Biqing: What you said is also reasonable ... I have an idea! (suddenly yelling at Zhong Qing) Just knock 1 19! ! ! Knife Ji fell to the ground ... Bi Qing said to Dong Zhongqing, "Oh, I'll go. You're a man. You can't walk with long eyes. You'll die. You hate it, you smelly rascal. What do you want!" Laughing wildly ... I can't compare with the cat's game of choosing a monk. Snow White: (to Yu Lian) Actually, I am Xiaobai ... Zhao Bin: Idiot ~ ~ ~ Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend! Your mother calls you home for dinner ~! Monk, I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious. Bon voyage, disappear halfway, go back to the temple crazy! Dougie: What's your team? So imposing? Chen Liang and them: Lingyin Temple Team! I like what Doggi said to Hu Huahua: Sincerity lasts forever and consistently. I prefer the way he said this, don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend ... Jia's family has beautiful women and everyone in Jia's family is waiting for a lover to laugh me to death. This sentence is also super funny. Your mother is going to eat in prison. I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious and simple! I added that gesture when I said this sentence, which reminded me of a scholar. ) stretch your legs and stare at the pills, only this one, there is no other home. Bon voyage, missing halfway, crazy return! Come on! Ok, dougie! Don't be called by the old monk, the monk is under great pressure! There's nothing like cleaning up last night. Oh, my God! ~ if a tree is not peeled, it will die, and shameless people are invincible. It's Liang Guang. Then whose sentence' Oh, I'll go ~' is so interesting! Lingchan Zi: And you are? . . Dougie: Does it look familiar? . . . Lingchan Zi: Oh. . . You are Uncle dragon sword Ji. . . . . . Who is your uncle? . . . Bi Qing: "Oh, I'll go ~ ~ This is really beautiful ~ ~" Liang Guang: "Why did you say your name? Just look at his back and you will know that he is really beautiful. " Dao Ji: This black wind array can only be said to be too fake. Sigh, sigh, sigh ... protect wild animals ... (when the fire spirit bead is going to kill the spirit) monk I love freedom and madness. My favorite monks travel around for a reason. I pursue fame and fortune for a reason. It's hard to live with your legs stretched. I pray hard why I don't know what will happen tomorrow. I shouldn't walk and swim ... to Chen Liang: Hey ... you can eat more of my leg-stretching pills! ! If people don't mend their mouths, I won't mend my heart. Have you ever heard of "wine and meat wear the intestines, but the Buddha's heart stays"? ! It seems that I am really going to see the Buddha this time ... The following passage makes me feel distressed ... Ji Gong was seriously injured and lying in the street, and no one saved him. When I woke up, I found a circle of people watching him and sneered at everyone: Hehehe ... Do I look like a strange animal? What is there to see? (Everyone: Why is this person like this? ..... Go for a walk, ignore him ... Go for a walk, go for a walk ...) (Jigong smiles and accepts) Jigong: This is really a cold world ... It pains me to see me like this. Alas ... the following sentence makes me vomit blood ... Jigong: Alas ... It's really tangled ... Zhu Ling: People should live ... and eat fat like pigs. It's stressful. Get out of here Get out of here. Jigong and Zhao Bin are in the cave ... it's very cold ... they are meditating ... Zhao Bin: What do you think of Yang Guo and Xiaolong girl ... (Ji Hong slaps him at once. ...

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