Tomb-Sweeping Day's little joke

A man passed by the cemetery at night, saw the fire, thought it was a ghost fire, threw a brick, and the fire moved to another grave. The man had another brick, so he heard it? *****? You can't even shit. You get two bricks when you smoke?

In the evening, after the last shift, a bus is ready to deliver. The driver looked back and saw a lady in white sitting in the last row. The driver continued to drive and looked in the rearview mirror. The woman is gone, scared ~ ~ brake quickly. Looking back, she sat there again. The driver turned his head guiltily to continue driving and looked at the rearview mirror carefully. The woman disappeared again. She got a fright and suddenly braked. Looking back, the woman appeared again. Facing the collapse, the driver turned his head and continued driving in a cold sweat. The third time, the driver looked at the rearview mirror again. That woman disappeared again. The driver had collapsed and braked suddenly, but she didn't turn her head away. At this time, the woman slowly came to him, her hair was messy and her face was covered with blood. The driver was too stiff to turn to look at her. The woman said in a low voice, "I hold a grudge against you." No sooner had I squatted down to tie my shoelaces than you suddenly braked. "