What are the funniest and most wonderful reasons or sentences for breaking up in history?

You are a QQ member. I don't think I deserve you. Let's break up.

For example, his ex-girlfriend is pregnant

Your QQ level is already two suns, and I only have two moons. I don't deserve you. Let's break up.

Four years ago, the fortune teller said that I was in big trouble two years later and should not live. I broke up with my girlfriend like this, and now I'm embarrassed to see her.

Girlfriend said her brother was 22, so she broke up.

Let's break up because we don't agree on sex.

My friend's boyfriend suspected that she always wore high heels, lipstick and dirty nail polish, and broke up after six months.

You always steal my skirt. Forget it. You even stole my dad's skirt this time. I want to break up with you.

I don't want you to meet a rival of the opposite sex, so I want to break up with you.

I like you, you like me, and you don't like the same person. Can't be forced.

He said that my bangs were not worthy of his colorful explosive head.

Hunan oranges have reduced production and want to break up with you.

The anchor of CCTV wears a silk scarf. I want to break up with you.

My boyfriend said that his ex-girlfriend was getting married, so he broke up with me. ?

I come from Cybertron, and now my planet is suffering. I have to go back.