Funny pictures, an incurable disease of fortune telling and divination _ Is fortune telling and divination credible?

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1. I can't find a girlfriend, so I have to tell my fortune. Fortune teller: Your first half life is doomed to be unattractive. 1 My eyes lit up: What about the second half? Fortune teller: I'll get used to it for the rest of my life.

2. The human potential is infinite. Some people quit their jobs at the beginning of the year, but they are still at work, even afraid to be late.

I said to my mother, "I'm tired of eating at home every day." Why don't we go out for dinner today? " Mom thought about it and nodded her head. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it alone in the yard outside.

Times are changing, and dreams are always changing. I just wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty!

If I were a genius, I would draw a well, put you in it and draw a lid.

6. I remember when I was in junior high school, the class teacher called me a dung-stirring stick, and then everyone in the class burst into laughter. I don't understand what those bastards are laughing at.