What are the invincible quotations?

Honey, are you still struggling with your image? Now is a new era, and we are also advancing with the times, playing with individuality and being cute, and being a tough and smart girl. That's funny! So tough! Come and learn a few words!

1, don't always say that mud can't turn over the wall, because even if you are concrete, there is no one to turn over with you, and you still have to lie on the ground; Someone turns it upside down, and no matter how rotten the mud is, it will still stick to the wall.

2. A real warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

4, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

5, I will cry, I will make trouble, I will stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a demon.

7. Pass the bottle after drinking the medicine, hang yourself with a rope, and the person who jumped off the building waved a handkerchief to see him off.

8. A toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad; A swan-eating toad or a toad.

9, 20 13 new female logo: shake the car number and get the tax bill; Get an account and buy a house in Beijing; Singing trembling, playing with the collar; You don't need a man's help to have your own baby.

10, I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

1 1, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.

12, this girl's heart can't hold you in XXXL.

13, I'm afraid of getting diabetes if I hear too many sweet words.

14, the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

15, I'm not afraid of a flat bicycle. There are people having abortions everywhere in the street.

16, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

17, if you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

19, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

20. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really miss them!

2 1, Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

22. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

23. I like you so much that you will die.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

25. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

26, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

27. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

28, Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent.

29. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

30. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

3 1. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said, I can have this. I said, I really don't have this ...

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

34. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

35. Saying that money is evil is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

36. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

37. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

38. Being single is not difficult. It's hard to deal with people who try their best to get you out of being single.

39. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

40. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness.

4 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

42. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.

43. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

44. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

45. If she says to you, "Forget me." You tell each other, "I never remember."

46. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

47. As a god, I shine at this beautiful moment. Please don't disturb mortals …

48. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

49, born, easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

50. Some people are alive, but they are dead ... Some people are dead, so they don't want others to live! ! ! Such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange. . .

5 1, the grandmother of Tianshan children-the appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes are like demons.

52. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. This kind of donkey is named: economical and applicable man.