Read comics, write a composition, and tell Fortune 300 words.

The child eats at his aunt's house, and her aunt cooks fish for him. The child said while eating: this fish is delicious, it would be better if it didn't put thorns!

A frog called the priest and asked about his fate. The priest said, "Tomorrow, a young girl will know you." The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really? Was it at the prince's wedding? " The priest said, "No, it's in her biology class tomorrow."

Mr Zhang and Mr Hou are good friends.

One day, Mr. Zhang went to Mr. Hou's house, and Mr. Hou was not at home. His wife said to Mr. Zhang, "What's your name?"

"My surname is Zhang."

"Is it a longbow or an early chapter?"

"The bow is very long."

After returning home, Mr. Zhang praised Mr. Hou's wife to his wife. Zhang's wife is very dissatisfied.

One day, Mr. Hou visited Mr. Zhang's house. Mr. Zhang is not here either. His wife asks Mr. Hou, "What's your name?"

"Free of charge, surnamed Hou."

"Are you a male monkey or a female monkey?"

"Xiaoming was fired for cheating."

Because he counted his ribs in the physical examination, the result was found. "

A farmer was carrying a bucket of shit, and a foreigner saw it! Come and dip it in your hand and ask, "How much is this sauce?" The farmer didn't speak. The foreigner was very angry and thought, "Old man, you won't tell me how much the sauce is." Hee hee ... I won't tell you, your sauce stinks!

A Fu teaches in a primary school. He is tall and dignified, but he stammers when he is nervous. When he invigilated, he found that some students cheated. He angrily pointed at the cheating students and shouted, "You … you … you … you … you … you … you … you … you … you dare to cheat, stand up for me!" ! "After that, nine students stood up.

The teacher reprimanded the students on duty in the class and said, "The blackboard is so dirty, the rag is dry, and the globe is …" Then he wiped it with his hand, "It's all gray."

"Oh, teacher," said the student on duty, "the place where you put it happens to be the Sahara desert."

Mother often tells the sheep: "Don't sway when wearing a skirt;" Or the little boy will see the underwear inside! "

One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" "

Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! "

Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's free if it's not sweet!" " "

Hungry Niu Niu: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one! "

Mom told Shuangshuang to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! "

Both of them said, "What does a cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! "