Philosophical humor jokes

Philosophical humorous jokes, some short stories directly shake off the "burden" and stimulate your laughter; There are always inexplicable unhappy times, and when you are in a bad mood, you will do nothing. Let's look at philosophical humor jokes and related materials.

Philosophical humor jokes 1 short stories of philosophical jokes 1:

1, girls publicly voted for the class flower, and Xiaomei, who looks plain, gave a speech: If I am elected, in a few years, the sisters present here can proudly tell their husbands that I was more beautiful than the class flower in college! As a result, she was unanimously elected!

Feelings: Persuading others to support you doesn't have to prove that you are better than others, but to make others feel that they are better and more fulfilled because of you.

On the high-speed rail, an old man accidentally dropped the new shoes he just bought from the window, and everyone around him felt sorry. Unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe out of the window. This move is a big surprise. The old man explained: No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is useless to me. If anyone can find a pair of shoes, maybe he can put them on!

Feeling: If you are doomed to irreparable pain, it is better to give up early.

3. Two tigers, one in a cage and the other in the wild. Both tigers think their environment is bad and envy each other. They decided to exchange identities. At first, they were happy. But soon, both tigers died: one died of hunger and the other died of depression.

Feeling: Sometimes, people turn a blind eye to their own happiness and always look at the happiness of others. In fact, what you have is what others envy.

Philosophical joke short story 2:

1、

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?"

Dad replied, "Of course!"

"Who invented the electric light?"

"Edison."

"Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era.

2、

Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic.

The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to arrive."

Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"

The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous.

3、

There are two Taiwan Province tour groups traveling to Ribuidou Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere.

A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like pockmarked.

Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "We are now taking the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you.

4、

They are also students in the third grade of primary school, and their future wish is to be clowns.

Teacher China denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!"

The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" "

As elders, we require not only encouragement, but also a narrow definition of success.

5、

My wife is cooking in the kitchen.

Her husband kept nagging: "slow down, be careful!" The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil! "

The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook."

The husband calmly replied, "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving."

It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's point of view and position.

6、

A bus full of passengers was speeding down the downhill road, and a man was chasing after it.

A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "

"I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

7、

A: "The new neighbors are so hateful. He came at midnight last night and rang my doorbell hard. "

B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? "

Answer: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet."

Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different.

8、

Zhang San is driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly the oncoming truck driver rolled down the window and shouted, "Pig!" "

Zhang Sanyue gets angrier and angrier. He also rolled down the window and cursed: "You are the pig!"

Just after scolding, I bumped into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others.

9、

Father and son saw a very luxurious imported car.

The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!"

Father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets!" "

Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?

10、

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was a crash.

The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it."

"How do you know?"

"She didn't swear."

We are so used to seeing people and ourselves by different standards that we are often strict with ourselves.

Philosophical humor joke 2 1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

2. Crowding in Beijing brings trouble to the capital. ...

3, the heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

4. If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover for a day, I won't pass Grade 4!

5, uh-oh, uncle Hubei, Henan and Henan touched the Buddha, Tenirog drank the machine, and the seven-up knew the corpse. Japanese women thought.

6. Live well, because we will die for a long time ...

7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

8. Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people ...

9. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

10, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

1 1, let the house price rise more violently!

12, who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

13, bleeding ... Will it hurt?

14, they said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

15, be a person hovering between cow A and cow C.

16, JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

18, my handsomeness must have hurt me!

19, life is her person, and death is her mascot.

20. I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

2 1, ate a bottle of "Wuji Baifeng Pill" by mistake. That's great. I have nosebleeds for a few days every month.

22. It may not be stupidity, wisdom or even tolerance for the blind to touch the elephant. ...

23,24k pure men! Pure!

24. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

25, squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million. ...

26. What do you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

27. If I had known that I had looked back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in my life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

28. Hard life needs no explanation.

29. My wife calls me a third party!

30. God, my clothes are thin again!

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

32. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

Philosophical humor joke 3 Some people feel: "I'm not young, I'm not mature yet." In fact, you have matured, and maturity is like this.

With the ability to find boyfriends and girlfriends and a lot of spare tires, you can really enjoy single life.

Girls would rather be the spare tire of Gao Shuai's wealth than accept the act of diaosi, which ensures the progress of human beings genetically.

In the face of people whose lives are better than their own, Loser has resentment in his heart.

I went to see a psychiatrist for depression. After listening to my statement, he said, if what you said is true, why don't you kill yourself? You are not depressed; Depression is to look at things pessimistically, which is good, but not good. You are inferior to others.

Many people find that they can't compare with others on the issue of money, power and women, so they begin to try to make a fuss about morality and life realm.

I met someone I know and wanted to talk. She said that she went to Hong Kong and Greece to play and bought apples and cosmetics. I don't know how to respond, because I haven't been out shopping for a long time. I also said that I was thinking about why people were born alive recently, and she was silent, because I haven't thought about such a problem for a long time. There's nothing to say after that.

I pursued my dream, and others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. Finally, it turns out that I was really naive and ridiculous before.

You accomplished nothing when you were young; Sometimes you feel sorry for yourself, decadent and degenerate, and sometimes you work hard to manage relationships, but life has not improved until you are 30 years old. "Hearing this, he asked excitedly: What about after thirty? Is there a turning point? The fortune teller raised his head slightly: after thirty years old ... you began to get used to it.