Why is the incident of dyeing and weaving workers in Shao Zhang the most stupid rebellion in the Tang Dynasty?

As the saying goes, the brave will die, and the timid will starve to death before they dare to take down the emperor. The rebellion was only because his friend Sue lied to him that he was a statue of the king. In the future, if he wins the honor in the Ninth Five-Year Plan, he must invite Sue to the palace for dinner. Sue is just talking nonsense after drinking. One really dares to say, and the other really believes. So after Sue left, more than 65,438,000 textile workers gathered to seize the palace and then ascend to the throne.

Su was a fortune teller in Chang 'an in the late Tang Dynasty, who was called the magic stick. You know, at the end of the Tang Dynasty, the emperors were not doing their proper business, and they were feasting all day. And they were controlled by our time and became princes. How rich and healthy can the people in Chang 'an be? Therefore, even in his fortune-telling business, he is extremely poor. Of course, the main reason is that he has no real talent, just a mysterious stick. Sue, who hadn't opened for a few days, could hardly eat, so Sue thought of his good friend. Shao Zhang is a worker in a dyeing and weaving workshop in Chang 'an. This dyeing and weaving workshop serves the palace, so Shao Zhang has enough to eat and wear. In those turbulent times, he still lived well.

When Sue got home, she treated him warmly and greeted him with wine and delicacies. Perhaps out of embarrassment, Su, who had drunk a few glasses of wine, suddenly told him that his face was expensive and he could sit in the dragon chair for the rest of his life. The ancients were superstitious, and Sue was a street fortune teller. Not many brain cells think that Su dares to say such a thing, which shows that he may really have the life of being an emperor. So I was convinced that I was predestined friends. After Sue left, the goods quickly found someone to plan how to capture the imperial city and ascend to the throne.

Ridiculous Rebellion Although Shao Zhang's IQ is not enough, his action power is really strong and his appeal is not weak. He even fooled more than 100 people. No matter how corrupt a dynasty is, no matter how stupid the emperor is, the imperial guards guarding the palace are also elite teachers, so it is no problem to resist other countries' fighters for a while, not to mention ordinary people with only 100 people. Anyone who is a little more normal in Shao Zhang should know that his rebellion is like throwing eggs at a stone and killing himself. Who believed Su's theory of destiny, no matter how absurd and unreasonable, just felt that his opportunity had come, so this nonsense rebellion quietly came to an end.

It turned out that Shao Zhang wanted to mix the cloth with the palace when delivering it to the imperial city, and then killed the emperor. But when I entered the palace gate, I was so nervous that I was seen by the guards at the palace gate. Fortunately, Shao Zhang reacted quickly, hacked the guards directly, and took people into the imperial city. When the kings of the Tang Dynasty saw this movement, they rushed to the camp of the imperial Ce Shen. Also attend to not top the emperor, hurriedly sit on the dragon chair, let the chef prepare royal meals for himself, and ask Su He to come and have dinner together. Soon, the guard came and chopped Sue, who had never sat in the dragon chair, into a paste. Obviously, Shao Zhang's successful accession to the throne was nothing more than a farce, so it was called the most nonsense rebellion in the Tang Dynasty.