Where is the fortune-telling place in Longyou _ Where is the fortune-telling place in Longyou?

Where is a fortune-telling place in Longyou?

I carefully collect, hilarious jokes! Once you laugh, just fill it out? There are always a few that can make you happy. I hope you like it. O(∩_∩)O is a super classic comedy! Read slowly

The headmaster and the English teacher visited a middle school in France, and the English teacher translated the main speech in the audience. one

Principal: "My dear teachers and classmates!

English teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! Want to say: "Good morning!

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: = = "Sweat.

A polar bear, because the snow is too bad, must wear sunglasses to see things, but he can't find sunglasses, his eyes are closed, so he crawls around on the ground, crawling up with dirty hands and feet to find sunglasses. Mirror photo shows: Oh, I'm a panda.

Polarity stood alone on the ice in a daze. When she was really bored, she began to pull out her hair, one, two, three, and finally there was one left. It was so cold with him.

4。 A bird in the fairy tale world, he passes through the cornfield every day. Unfortunately, the cornfield is 1 day, and all the corn is burned into popcorn! Birds fly by ... I think the snow is very cold.

5。 Xiaoming's hair has a new reason. On the second day of school, the students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, his head is like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry, cry, cry, his crotch.

6。 The spider fell in love with the butterfly in love, but the butterfly refused. Spider asks: Why? Why is this? The butterfly said, "My mother, is it a good person to spend all day surfing the Internet?" .

On a hot summer day, the banana that walks in front of two bananas every day suddenly feels hot. He said, it's too hot, I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he lags behind bananas in peeling them. Then peeled bananas become bananas.

8。 One day, three explorers finally discovered the legend of ancient spirits. As long as the valley next to the bracket calls you what you want, and then jumps off the valley, you will want to be submerged. Therefore, the three of them decided to have a look.

The first one is a goat. He shouted, "woman! Woman! " Jump down. Beautiful people are waiting.

The second nerd shouted "Book Book Book!" Then jump into a book behind the valley.

Third, indecision does not always determine his favorite. After an hour, he finally made up his mind that this bill was the most useful, so he went to the valley. When he accidentally kicked a stone, he shouted, "Shit!" Unexpectedly, the center of gravity fell on this valley.

Xiaoming, I have an exam tomorrow, but I want to watch TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously, Do you read? Tomorrow's exam

Xiao Ming readily replied: Mom, I study. Zan Xiaoming

Xiaoming's mother is very happy: OK, you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I said,' Mom, I'll check.

/& gt； 10。 When the panda loves deer to express his love, he is rejected. Panda roars, why? All this, why? Deer timidly: my mother, those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. Walking, I suddenly feel my feet are very sour! Why is this happening? Xiaoming stepped on a lemon!

What is the coolest character in China 12? Thong (cool)

Towel "right" coin: child. Wearing a doctor's hat is also worth a hundred times.

"Do" on "feet": Sister, the results are out. You are pregnant with twins.

The "giant" of the "minister": your favorite area. I have a three-bedroom and two-bedroom apartment.

13。 One day, a student who was questioned by a university teacher, killing ten birds in one tree, shot and killed one and left several.

The student asked: Is it silent pistol? No, what about the gunshots? 80- 100 decibel. It is illegal to shoot birds in this city? Don't do this. Are you sure that bird was really killed? Ok. At this time, the teacher was impatient: "Can you just tell me how many birds are left? Are the birds in the tree deaf? No. Aren't they locked in cages and hung from trees? No. There are no other trees beside. Are there any other birds in the tree? Are there any birds that pregnant operators can't stand? Do people who shoot birds too much have flowers? Teacher Hua 10 is sweating all over. As soon as the bell rang, the students continued to ask: Is Shadowbird afraid of death? You wouldn't shoot two people. It's not that students confidently say that if your answer is not "the forbidden bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall off, then there will be 1, if you belong to one." The teacher immediately foaming at the mouth fell to the ground!

14。 One day later, at the crossroads, I found a super scary thing. He found Kakashi and the Monkey King laughing!

15。 One night a long time ago, a female ghost farted to death in the Three Shrimp Pond, hahaha.

16。 A woman engaged in biological research, an alien, came to the earth, a circle with many human genes to learn from. She caught a man and brought him back with the text information of the human genome. The ship is too small to take him away, and there is too much data to get it done at once. When in a hurry, the computer help system on board said, "This man is a stick and can solve all problems." When she realized that the drooling man smiled and said, "Give me the USB flash drive!" " " .

17。 A trapped child crossed the road and the truck was accidentally razed to the ground. When he died, he looked at his body and said, "My children with bean paste don't eat meat."

18。 Dude, don't touch it! Your hair is all on it, you touch such delicate skin, you touch the water! How to sell it in the future? This peach is fresh, don't buy it!

19。 Lamb Once upon a time, one day, he went out to play and met a big bad wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! The lamb was stunned! Guess what the result is? As a result, the wolf ate mutton.

20。 A long time ago, there was a swordsman and other cold hearts. The sword died of cold last year.

2 1 Once upon a time, a tiger chased a deer in the street! The deer was frightened faster and faster, and finally turned into a highway.

22 tomatoes, stones, drum-type dry clothes spit, a tomato spit, throwing rotten is the vomit of tomato pit. The last tomato crushed by many tomatoes has also fallen into despair! Tomato sauce!

23。 The soldier asked the company commander: Do you want to fight when stepping on mines? The company commander was very angry: damn it, what can I do? The trampled price compensation.

24。 One day, three little pigs escaped from the wolf and built three huts. Wolves easily destroyed huts, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf ran after them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. What about you? At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Please tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is?

25。 Elephant dung was in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. He glanced at the misty peak and couldn't help singing: Ah, my friend's cable, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

/& gt； 26。 There is no paper beside the Queen's Railway. Don't worry, the train will remind you: pants wipe pants, pants wipe! The queen in the river has no paper, don't worry, the frog will tell you: stick it, scratch it, stick it from the beginning!

27。 Accidentally created a counterfeit currency with a face value of 15 yuan. When they decided to go to remote mountainous areas to make flowers, they got 15 yuan and bought 1 Sugar-Coated Berry. They cried and the farmers found their two sevens.

28。 Someone's new phone is just the surrender of the cinema. People often call to ask about the start time of the film screening. He always explained in a good statement that this mobile phone has no cinema yet, so I won't call it now. One day, he was also annoyed, so he received such a phone call and simply said, "You have the wrong number!" " This will also save some saliva. One day, a voice familiar to others came: "Is the movie or something on now?" As usual, he said, "You are wrong!" After a moment of silence, the other party replied, "Is it a movie or a foreign movie?

29 people climbed over the wall and left the school. The principal who was arrested, the principal asked: Why don't you go to school? The answer is: Mi Bang Wei, the principal who doesn't take the usual road, asked: How did such a high wall get over? He pointed to his trousers: Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked: What's it like to go up the wall? His pointed leather shoes: Xtep, flying sense. Two days, I entered the school from the main entrance. The headmaster asked, why don't you climb over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose. I think he's been wearing a gangster costume for three days. The headmaster said: nothing can be worn. He said: Mason wears a vest to school for four days. The headmaster said that you can bully the installation school without wearing a vest. He said that a man is like a simple dress that loves to push a fortress. The headmaster said, I want to remember that you are older than he said. Why? The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site is my decision.

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Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy's child lent me 4000 yuan, saying that he had plastic surgery, and now he doesn't know what he looks like, Oh4000 yuan BR/& gt；;

3 1' s snatcher condition: the staff of the bank is only Spain, so you must be patient when grabbing, and it is best to bring an interpreter, thank you!

Are you blind? You can't see such a shield, but why are you throwing stones at my head!

33. I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, 100 ml lard came out.

/& gt； 34。 Tourist: Master, what are the side effects of the toilet in the straw house? Monk: Except for a thatched cottage, all the other places are toilets.

Hair without a trace, dandruff is more prominent!

36。 The shit discharged with urine is a good brother. One day, shit crossed the road and was killed by a car. Urine said, I miss shit. ...

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I attended a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they made me wear loose clothes. How dare you? What if I have loose clothes and log in?

My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her.

Thief A: Did you rob money today? Thief B: No, I'll read the newspaper tomorrow.

40。 The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

4 1。 Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

42. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

43。 Late at night, after a mental hospital, a young woman suddenly came back. The woman turned around and saw a naked man chasing her. The woman was scared and ran, and the man behind her was enthusiastically sought after. Poor, in the face of a dead end, the woman was desperate, kneeling on the ground and crying, begging: "You are willing to do things, you can do this, but don't kill me." The sly man smiled and said, "Really?" Now you start chasing me. "

44。 Time variety show, the host takes the stage. Announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Silence is creepy! Cold arrival

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45。 I'm dying. Tigers don't send cats!

46。 Go to our dormitory to get drunk and pee, and then bring out a cold message: drinking too much wine makes a lot of urine.

47。 Go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister, my sister said, "Miss, how much are these shoes?" ? "

48. Someone visited my aunt's house before. It happened that my aunt wanted to go to the bathroom as soon as she entered the door. After greeting the guests, she quickly said, "You sit, you sit, I go to the toilet, but you order tea!" " "

49。 Colleagues and controversial questions in college are sometimes a shortcoming, so he stood up and shouted, you are talking nonsense, striking the table. I am not stupid! I vomit, look at the shit.

50。 Popsicle ice cream is usually sold to children by pushing bicycles. Once I hear my aunt shouting in the room, the new ice cream will heat up. (It is estimated that my aunt sells fried dough sticks to make cakes.)

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5 1。 Controversial colleagues and people scrambled to say, "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've been thinking about how to eat to grow up. "

52。 KTV VOD MM shouted: "Give me 1 Zhou Chop Stick" Shuang Jie.

In the 53 days in the big forest, the fox and the rabbit came from afar. Seeing all this, they came up with this idea and said, "Fox, how can you smoke marijuana?" This is not good for your health. Look, how much fresh air runs with me. " The fox was right, so he ran and ran with his little rabbit. They saw that the elephant was * * *, a rabbit's elephant: elephant, elephant, you are making medicine, running with me in the fresh air. The elephant should be running. Running, I saw the lion rolled up his sleeves and was about to inject * * *. Little rabbit shouted from the lion in front: Lion, is drug abuse good for your health? What do you think of fresh air? I saw the lion put down the syringe, and the red rabbit fought wildly. The elephant's trembling lion said, Why did you hit the rabbit? He doesn't want to hurt his health! The lion said, "Because the rabbit eats ecstasy every day, I told him to run!" "

In summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, a rabbit. She proudly showed off her neck: ah, rabbit, you know, is a long neck ok? The highest bid and sweet leave? You know that feeling. Drink cold water slowly over your neck in summer. The rabbit looked at her and said, "Can you throw up?" ? "

55, once, my brother hit me and hit my head. Later, my brother tried to pack something, but he couldn't find the bag. He instilled it in me. BR/>；

A long time ago, there was a cotton candy ball that played for a long time. He said, "I'm tired. I think I've softened."

57。 The first two snowmen, a snowman said, "I'm cold." The other said, "I'm cold, too." The other said, "We hugged and they hugged. Guess what happened to you? Later, they froze to death.

Even if what children eat is not true, a farmer told me to educate me: 2060 is hard, I have never eaten it.

When interviewed by reporters, the topic was going to the toilet. The first few didn't wash their hands, so the rich man left. Only one washed his hands and left him abundantly, but one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands. The rich man asked him why. The maid replied, "even today, toilet paper." ......

Did anyone see the gap to go shopping? "I want to buy a dog? Food. " We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog. "Where there is such a regulation? This is true for discounted goods. " A salesman who has been grinding people for a long time, or refuses to sell it to him, has no other choice but to go home and buy a dog? Food. A few days later, he went to the store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat. Still an assistant, the man dawdled with her for a long time, only bought cat food or cats to go home and then took them away. A few days later, the man dug a hole in a big carton, went to the store and found the salesman. "Do you buy anything?" Just put your hand in. "The clerk put his hand in." What's this? Sticky. "I think I bought two rolls of toilet paper."

6 1。 A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. When his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table, he talked to his grandmother and ate all the peanuts. When they left his friend's grandmother, they said, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Ah! Alas! Because my tooth fell out, I had to suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. ...

62。 Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot". Once, he ordered this dish in a restaurant, but the waiter told him that it was sold out. He was very disappointed. "Really sold out" requirement. "Sir, really sold out. Look, watch seller, sir. " The waiter answered the waiter's instructions and saw a decent gentleman sitting next to the gentleman's plate, which was almost the last one, but still full of "spicy vermicelli pot". In fact, the man thought that the gentleman was wasting food, so he went to the gentleman next to him, pointed to the "hot pot fans" and asked politely, "What about you, sir?" "The gentleman shook his head kindly, so the man immediately sat down, picked up a spoon and wolfed it down. Just then, he suddenly found a very small rodent lying at the bottom of the casserole, but it was covered with fur. That's disgusting. People ate all the fans, and all the fans vomited back into the casserole. When there was no end to Fan Wei, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting that I use the same method. "

63. On this day, the hotel owner was traveling in the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away for a while, but a beggar came and brought a toothpick. The boss thinks that if you want to eat now, do you want toothpicks for rice? I gave him one too, not too old, a beggar. The boss said to him, "Did you come with a toothpick?" The beggar said, "I threw up. I came late and was eaten by two beggars in front. I can only drink soup. " Can you give me a lifeline?

& lt/ 64。 Boss, the second child is flying, the second child is carsick and has been vomiting. A bag was full, so the boss had to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole machine kept vomiting. The boss asked her second son why he said, "I see the only bag is full, too." I have already drunk half, and they all vomited. "

65, the priest was playing golf, and a nun was watching the first shot. He missed, and the priest scolded, "Damn, he missed!" " "Beat, the priest scolded:" TMD, if you don't hit the nun, say: "God will punish you for cursing the priest." As soon as the voice fell, I heard a nun coming out of the blue crack. The priest wondered: Why curse? Why split the nun? At this time, I only heard the voice of God in the sky: "Damn, I missed it!" " "

In Japan, the head coach of the Korean football team came to heaven together and asked God that every football team was in the World Cup. God said: 50 years in Korea. The Korean coach was in tears: I saw him again. God said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach was in tears: I saw him again. China Coach quickly asked, What about us? God was in tears: I saw him.

Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.

Let's get some small game together.

Shaw, I'm not leaving. I'm leaving. You ate my mushrooms.

Don't worry, rabbit. Two loud voices sounded.

My little rabbit hasn't come back yet. He has been eating at my door for half a year. The other said, how about this? A year has passed, and the White Rabbit has not come back from two big discussions, so there is no need to wait. Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle and said angrily, I know you want to eat my mushrooms.

68。 Bears are called koalas, so we say, what is a bear without any penis? The answer is the female bear, and the female bear has a big penis.

69。 The music teacher played a Beethoven song.

Xiao Huaming asked, "Do you know music?

Xiaohua: "

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher plays?"

Xiaohua: "Piano class".

70。 A man went fishing and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: You let me go and don't leave me for a barbecue.

M: Well, let me ask you some questions to test it.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam, you take the exam!

Then roast squid.

7 1。 Xiaoming had a car accident.

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Screaming in pain? I'm sorry

In fact, Xiaoming is such a beautiful dog.

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No.72, the chef's black shit saw the chef's white shit.

Big black asked: Why is it white?

White shit is very angry!

He said, "I'm not shit! Ice cream!

Playing mahjong on a hot day, suddenly there was a power outage, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. Half an hour later, it was too hot to stand. One of them said, "The electric fan is on, it's too hot." Another man said, "You can't open the candle and blow it out. Aura = = "

74。 When I was in college, my classmate just bought a mobile phone and a mobile phone card. When I dialed 1860, the heat at that moment was: "Your ground has moved, business ..." Coming out of the hands-free mode, the waitress politely said: "Our land has been moved and business ... the whole dormitory laughs!

75。 One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "son, we can wash the fruits together after picking them, and we can eat them together after washing." /& gt； All the children ran to pick fruit.

Gather all the children from the collection of time.

Teacher: What does Xiaohua take? "

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples, because I have collected apples." "

Teacher: "Xiaomei, did you do it?" "

America: "I'm washing tomatoes because I collect tomatoes." "

Teacher: "The children are great! What about you, Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing my shoes because I stepped on a stool." "

76. The mental patient screamed: I am the president, you must listen to me!

The doctor asked him: Who said that?

Patient: God said.

Hearing this, the patient jumped up immediately: I never said that!

77。 There is a family, and the family is lazy. Dad asked mom to do housework, and mom didn't want to ask her sister to do what her sister told her not to do, but her sister didn't want to be asked to do it by a puppy. One day, a guest at home found the puppy taking care of the house beside her and asked the puppy in surprise: puppy, can you do housework? The dog said, no way, they don't do this, they want me to do it. More surprise guests, you can chat! ! Puppy: Shh! Keep your voice down, they know I'll talk, they'll call me and pick up the phone!

78。 Lele went to the zoo to feed the monkeys that day. The monkeys ate peanuts and threw them away. ... but every time the monkey gets peanuts on his ass ... and then he has a chance to eat it ... Lele feels sick and runs to ask the principal why the monkey behaves so strangely ... Anyway, the main explanation is that he lost a big peach last year and gave him an ass that the big peach can't fulfill ... the tragic murder of him! ..... So, he must first put the food into the beam ridge of the cigarette butt to ensure that it can be eaten, and then pull it out. ..

79。 Devil: "Princess, your throat is broken, and no one is coming to save you!" " "

Princess: Broken throat.

: "Princess! I will save you! "

Devil: "What is hell?" . "

Ghost: "Who found me?"

Who: "No.What happened to me?" "

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80。 A long time ago, there was a white cat and a black cat. The white during the day fell into the water. The black cat has been putting it on the black cat. The white cat said, this word

I asked what this sentence was. A: Meow. ...

8 1 The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"Well ..." The little white rabbit left in frustration.

The next day, the rabbit skipped back to the bakery. "Boss, there are a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"Wait." The little white rabbit left in frustration.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, are there a hundred buns?" ? "

The boss said happily, "Yes, we have one hundred steamed buns today!" " "

Little Nutbrown hare took the money: "Great, I want two!" " ! "

82 Fire Brigade: Where is the fire?

Call the police: my family.

Fire brigade: What's my question?

Alarm: kitchen

Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there?

Alarm: Don't you have a fire truck?

83。 Coffee cups cross the road. At this moment, grandpa, he cried, "Oh, be careful, it's a red light now." But after a while, the coffee cup ran across the road smoothly, but the water from his cup truck flowed into the note. I want to ask why? Coffee cup "ear", water cup.

84。 Two tomatoes went shopping, and the tomatoes suddenly walked very fast. The second tomato asked, "Where are we?" One tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again, but didn't answer. Tomatoes are, tomatoes ask again. A tomato finally turned slowly and said, "Aren't we tomatoes?" We'll discuss it?

BR/>； 85。 Xiao Ming and his classmates tactfully guessed "Andy Lau"

Xiaoming shouted, "Four Heavenly Kings"

The student said confidently without hesitation, "I know the Monkey King!"

The 86-year-old penguin 1 asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" Yes, of course you are a penguin. The little penguin asks his father, "Dad, am I a penguin?" "Ah, your penguin, what's the matter?" "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

Kidnapped three college students in' 87. Bad guy, he tied it to a telephone pole and asked him, saying, where are you from? Electric shock! College student A: My college student B: Jiaotong University, Peking University, and college student C: My TVU (Electric Power University)! The result was electric shock ... cold.

88。 Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down in the bar, found a bartender with a glass of wine and said to the bartender, your face is so long. ...

The prisoner was shot, but the first shot missed. The second shot was fired because of the poor quality of the bullet. . . The third shot. . . The prisoner cried: eldest brother, you strangled me and held the bailiff's thigh! It's so fucking scary. .....

90 three people together to test marksmanship. A black man was wearing something as a target.

The first man put an apple on his black head, and then smashed it with one hand and one gun at a distance of 10 meter. He took a breath and said, "I'm Zorro!" "

The second man put a cherry on the black man's head and smashed it at a distance of 50 meters. He raised his hand, blew on the muzzle and said, I'm M007.

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9 1。 Wang is on the 10 floor, in the personnel department. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor ... Now, Wang calls the personnel department to find him: "Is Amy there?"

The colleague who answered the phone said, "Amy has no staff yet."

Amy student: "Ah! Why don't I know about this? I haven't had time to send it to him yet? "

"Never mind, you can find him below.

92, my wife spent a lot of money on beauty and went home a few days later! At the door, the husband looked puzzled and said, "What's the matter? Don't you recognize me? " My husband paused, and then said in surprise, "No, my wife is not at home.

I was pregnant with a daughter all night, and suddenly I saw a man coming to her, holding what he liked to do. The man who wanted to kick fell to the ground and cried and said, Is it so difficult for you to take a piece of glass home?

94。 I was chatting with a group of female colleagues this afternoon, and suddenly someone said I was not a man. I was very angry. I said little boy, you said I wasn't, so I took yours out. The girl smiled, and the best one said, you take it out and I'll take out my ID card.

95。 He said that in a new country, his relatives and his relatives lived on a farm for the New Year. The children had a good time and saw many things they had never seen before. When he got home, he told his mother everything and left a deep impression on him.

What is the sow doing? The child said, "The pigs ran after the sows, and then the sows they turned over began to tear their navel."

96。 Mother: "My son, my son! Coming! " It's so simple! "What?"

Son: "It's so easy." "

Mom: "Why don't you make it simple?"

Son: "Oh, it's so simple!" "

Mother: "You didn't think I would hit you, did you?" " BR/>； After speaking, the lesson of eating will be his son.

Then, my mother asked me:

"Is there any solution to the word' what'?"

Son: "What?"

Mom: "I said," What do you mean? "

Son: "What!"

The mother took her son and taught him a lesson. ......

After the punishment, the mother asked:

Ask you, tell mom it's okay. "

Son: "ah U_U". "

Mother: "I often hear people say,' What the fuck do you mean?'"

Son: "(courtship) ..."

The thief said, "People call me a ronin, which is nice!"

The soldier said, "It's not bad for people to call me Xia!"

Master said, "People call me an expert, which is actually quite nice!"

The swordsman said, "You say, I'll go."

BR/>； 98。 The students in the teachers' college said: I am a "teacher"

The students of Railway Institute said: My "iron house"

Students in vocational and technical colleges say: My "vocational and technical college"

Technical college students: You talk, I'll go first!

Bai Yu said: My name is Bai Yu.

Jade jade said, my name is jasper.

Redjade said, My name is Ruby. about

The beige jade said: You talk, I'm leaving.

100 Jane Zhang said: "I admire my fans and say, yes.

His idol BiBi Zhou Jay said, "My fans say even idols are clean."

"Fans who worship me say: Even idols are constant."

Chris Lee said: "You talk, I walked first.