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Firecrackers ring on New Year's Eve, not because I miss you.

2. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

3. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.

I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

5. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.

6. "Did I tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

7. Life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

8. "Do you know who I can't live without?" I don't know. "Of course I can't live without you."

9. I am stubborn by nature, and I have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of clear you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different views.

10. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

1 1. I like being content with the status quo and looking forward to tomorrow. With you, I am content with the status quo. Without you, tomorrow can be expected.

12. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

13. "Do you know why I am thirsty?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

14. Do you like cats or dogs? "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

15. "Sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."

16. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

17. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know, "I'm boiling water because I want to soak you."

18. Do you know my weakness? What is this? Your shortcomings.

19. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

20. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

You are the cutest, I have no time to think about it, but after thinking about it, I will still say so.

I have two loveliness, one is that I love you, and the other is that I love you.

23. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

24. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

I don't care about anything, but I like you very much.

26. I said that I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

27. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

28. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

29. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

30. Only when you have been with yourself for too long will you be eager for love and be eligible for love.

3 1. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"

32. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stop you. I will only trip you up with my foot and let you fall into my arms.

33. How to solve the problem? Only hug you.

34. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

37. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

38. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

39. Hey, give me your hand? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

40. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

What time is it? What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

42. If you don't let me love you, you can do whatever you want.

43. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000m". then what "Civil Affairs Bureau will be there or not"

44. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

45. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

46. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

47. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

48. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

49. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

50. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

5 1. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

52. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, I am still you.

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

55. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."

56. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.

57. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

58. I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.

59.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

60. I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are a couple.

Humorous, funny and earthy love stories used to tease male gods

Humorous and funny earth love stories are used to tease male gods (I) 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

2. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

3. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you and you.

I don't care about distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

I would like to be your little tail, I will follow you wherever you go, accompany you to enjoy the sunset, accompany you to walk in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.

6. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

7. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

8. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

9. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

10. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

1 1. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

12. I remember the light and gentleness you gave me. Even if I am disappointed occasionally, my determination to be with you has never wavered.

13. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

16. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

17. I seem to have ADHD. My heart is pounding at the sight of you.

18. I hope our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breaths in my ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on my cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

19. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

20. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

Humorous and funny earth love stories are used to tease male gods (part 2) 2 1. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

22. Only when you have been with yourself for too long will you be eager for love and be eligible for love.

23. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

24. Life is short and sweet since I met you.

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

27. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

28. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

29. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

30. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

3 1. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

32. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

33. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

34. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

35. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

36. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

37. I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

38. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

39. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

40. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

Female students respond to tacky love stories with high emotional intelligence humor

Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of Tu-1. Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

3. Take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.

4. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."

I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.

6. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

7. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."

8. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)

9. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

10. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

1 1. There is a sweet way to eat sugar and cake and miss you every day.

12. You don't have to change yourself deliberately, I just adapt to you.

13. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

14. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

15. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

16. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

17. What happened to "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

18. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

20. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of the earth 2 2 1 I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.

I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.

I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.

24. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

25. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

27. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.

29. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

30. If you don't come, it will snow.

3 1. "It's annoying that it didn't thunder." What's so annoying about this? "There is no reason to drill into your arms."

32. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

33. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

34. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

35. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

36. I have super powers and like you very much.

37. I wake up thinking of you every morning.

38. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

39. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

40. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

Super sweet love words tease male gods.

The super sweet love story sentence annoys the male god 1 article 1. "If people also have tails, it's really awkward to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

2. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

3. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.

4. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

5. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

6. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

7. "The box with the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? " "What?" "A match made in heaven."

8. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you get used to getting lost"

9. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.

10. It's troublesome to like you, but I just like getting into trouble.

1 1. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others, I won't stop you. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

12. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

13. I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you.

14. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

15. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unswerving heart.

16. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

17. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's be together.

18. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

19. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

20. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

Super sweet love story sentences tease the male god 2 2 1. My mind is like playing with a mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

22. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?

23. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

24. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

25. Immediately = like you.

26. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face."

27. I love you without any discount. Every day I love you deserves my serious attention.

28. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

29. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

30. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

3 1. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

32. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "

I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. I don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.

34. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

35. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

36. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

38. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

39. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

40. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

The love story sentence of super sweet soil teases the male god. Chapter 3 4 1. "I'm going to learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love. "

42. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

43. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

44. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"

45. You are the joy of youth and vice versa.

46. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

47. The little girl is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

48. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

49. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

50. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

5 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I have only two TV sets left.

55. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

56. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

57. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

58. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

59. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

60. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."