Jokes about turtles

The dog answered the reporter's question: When Song Wu killed Ximen Qing, Pan Jinlian knew that there was a catastrophe, and hurriedly ran out for his life. It was all Ximen Qing's fault, she thought. Simon was unlucky and fled to the East Gate. Finally, I found that there was no way out, so I had to cross the ocean and stay on an island. The baby was born. A few years later, the baby was short and short. She knows it belongs to Wu Dalang, but what should she call it? Just call it Taro. You don't believe me? Some Japanese are called Taro and Ichiro, but never Dalang, just because Wu Dalang is their ancestor. The Japanese figure is caused by Wu Dalang's genes. Mother and son live on the island. Botti couldn't help being lonely and made up his mind about his son. In the end, the mother and son became a good thing, and people on nearby fishing boats criticized them. Botti cursed: "My son is my own son. I don't care what you do." Later, everyone called them "Japanese". The more children I raise, the more Taro thinks, why don't I build a country and get rid of the addiction of being an emperor. The country wants the national flag, and Pan Jinlian said, "Your father sells baked wheat cakes, so just draw a baked wheat cake on the sheet." Therefore, the national flag is available. In order to bring good luck to the Lao Wu family, four big characters were specially written on the flag: "Wu Yunchang."