Dialect joke ..

Sparrows and crows form a dragon gate array together. The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am your phoenix! Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son? Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler.

A teacher assigned a task to her students, making sentences with "pleading" and "demanding". After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move." Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" "