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Humor is the first in life

Can't blame me

Asshole father-in-law

give up sovereignty (over)

Malicious slander

Stop talking.

Special wedding invitation

Slips and gaffes are funny.

build up one's prestige

Bathroom attendant

A stutterer

Misunderstanding misunderstanding

Xiao Jie fen Dan

Dumb master

Quotations of buying a house

Everyone wants to be a beggar.

What a big tree.

The electricity is on!

A puff of smoke disappeared.

see a doctor

be in a dilemma

Excellent actor

enjoy adulation

Open a drugstore

got it

common sense

Confessions of a cattle thief

Traffic/roads/cars/accidents

commit suicide

Physical and mental health rules

Buddha is also annoyed.

Ultra-short mini skirt

wager

Travel adventure

Excellent mule

Change it.

Senior female guest

Before the scandal

Boiling steamed cake

The function of boasting.

Glass hobby

The fire of life

Unfortunate patient

[Name] Sherlock Holmes (a novel character created by British detective novelist Arthur Conan Doyle)

hug

Willing to die

Distinguish smell

Wise advice

come out victorious in every battle

bill

Mail a letter

A label

Refrigerator till

Worried about what?

Not now.

What will you do when you grow up?

Hit the nail on the head-a pertinent sentence can pierce the truth.

I didn't cry.

entreat

The devil in the church

Read sb's palm

Beggar rhapsody

Professional habit of hilarious laughter

listeners

Toilet dialogue

A book that can't be sold

Better than this.

Cruel words of comfort

Serve god.

sir

Pick out a thorn

Who is the tailor?

A ship will sink.

Haha sannin

Does the cat know?

Medical ethics always shines.

The second kind of love humor

Confession of breaking up in love

take a risk

Face is the most expensive.

dowry

The difference of a word

feel scared

New wedding vows

Transfer one's love to another person

Kissing is not allowed here.

Marriage report

Confidentiality of mail

Being a matchmaker is tiring.

Have the same idea

No need for lights

Programmer blind date

Courtship resume

Wedding trilogy

Life question and answer

The old lady made a wish.

Teacher's love letter

Who pushed me?

Oppose tying

Original opinion

Before and after marriage

Chef's love letter

Chemistry fan

have no chance

Cut and dry

elope

Lifesaving measures

Look what you stole.

She is your wife.

Funny words about kissing.

Philosophy and love

Questions

learn from each other

Trick sb. into telling the secret

A butterfly in love with flowers

Professional love letter

have ulterior motives

Two real people

A celibate remark

How dare you wait for you?

Finally cashed in

The window won't open.

Love and steak

Happy marriage

Fall in love with someone else

Women's self-esteem

Myopic girl honeymoon

love letter

commit suicide by taking poison

I've been watching you for a long time.

love

Husband's survival rule

Spider mate selection

Perfect match

The third kind of campus humor

Wording and wording

Who am I?

taste

achievement

What's your name?

Job fair list

Learn English.

Geography exam

What gift is it?

judge

Dormitory harassing phone calls

Who created everything?

Number of self-study classes

Classroom question and answer

double bed

Zi zai chuan Shang ri

A thief who borrowed a car.

Free admission ticket

crack a joke

Go home at once.

Two eyes

Judubi

What should I say?

Don't like thinking

Desk classic culture

A female fish

The Price Of Love

Come and find me together.

school doctor

simple question

translate freely

Classic answer

Kiss me when no one is around.

Chapter 4 Family Humor

Wife's reaction to listening to music

Husband position system

Marriage and suffering

Wife's occupational disease

Go out for a walk My wife has confessed.

for me

Find a role model

It's amazing.

I'm no expert.

Lazy couple

testament

Who is the lucky one?

thirsty

Very hot

You too

Ask for a cold shoulder

As time goes on, things will change.

Keep your eyes open and save money.

Be struck by lightning

I don't know tenderness

What's your name?

My name

Out of reach?

make money

what kind of tree is it?

Mama and Beibei

A colleague's child

What is an escort?

Use cunning tactics

I have your mother.

Men's 15 trick

man and wife

A letter to my wife.

Husband and wife quarrel

The tortoise is dead

resist

Men's rights

Newly married

Haoke little Tom

Rebellious thoughts

Attitude towards hail

Don't understand amorous feelings

Pigs and cats

Say it earlier

carry out a task

Just kidding.

waste

importent information

If you want to hear it.

Scared to death.

I follow my mother.

The mayor's wife

Rack one's brains in vain

Master's trick

Afraid you'll hurt me.

Wife is pants.

Even less valuable.

Finally fell for it.

have one's wish fulfilled

opponent

Article 5 Celebrity Humor

crossword

Mr.president

Control your anger

Regrettably,

Beach swimming

Willing to answer difficult questions

Rest resort

Outstanding black man

Don't worry about it yet.

Make a man's heart move

Be a "thief" in public

Hope to see

Propose again.

miracle

200%

Second-rate review

Clowns get double pay.

What does it matter?

cannot afford to

Royal society

Mix water in wine.

It's almost at the door

Quick milking

Against god.

Interesting story

Too many acquaintances

It seems that we need a blanket

The embarrassment of pants buttons

An emotional old singer

I admire you more.

Poisonous potatoes

With wheels

A piece of cake

Heartfelt acceptance

Tactful answer to reporters

Speak clearly and fluently.

I can't afford it anyway.

Hanging rope

False praise

Save your hometown with wisdom

It's full

Scared lady

Precious hair

A new patient

register

Stone landing

New residence

My audience

ancestors

invent

Act like a snob.

What are you doing here?

Musician's answer

Writers and mirrors

Spider and advertisement

Turn it upside down.

Conductor and chopsticks

Meet at the dance.

campaign speech

Just to comfort myself.

appreciate

Compassionate eyes

No secrets.

You can't touch anything.

Carpenters and gentlemen

Smarter

clear

Subtotal for retirement from England

Guess the age

Nothing can be taken out.

Chaplin's request

masterpiece

Not a word is wrong.

make a speech

give tit for tat

Like you

Unable to obey orders

Just send some punctuation marks

Use the topic under discussion to express your thoughts.

Send me to supervise you.

Happiness in life

It doesn't matter.

The best work

letter of recommendation

Money earned for the first time

Anyway, Churchill

Write a reply

Dare not peek

difficult problem

What an appetite.

Little dummy

The most useful advice

Pay tribute to the national emblem

Revenge against reporters

prove inferior by/in contrast

Notice on the Wa River

I don't want to write any more

Know everything.

A fictional fishing story

Relieve thirst

The interesting passerby replied.

keep away from

suggestion

worship

mark

Let's talk about it after hell.

Chapter 6 Petty bourgeoisie humor

Unfamiliar and inexperienced

Chinese character dialogue

Zuiba dessert

Speak one's mind skillfully

A joking dialect

On sticking to posts

Smart customer

When I get rich

long-term project/plan

Digital problem

Superb skill

punish without leniency

salt cellar

Stop snoring

What a change.

Digital toilet

Very powerful

Be kind to creditors

complain

An alternative interpretation of men's charm

An unexpected answer

fish

Keen observation

The wonderful use of boyfriend

Bible salesman

God and the lovelorn

die rather than submit

Fashionable language

alarm clock

Whose thick skin?

Wise move

Award reply

After drinking

Guangzhou people

Reminder letter

The mouse is dead.

Autobiography of unfortunate people

The reason for drinking

worship foreign things

One thing wins one thing.

Female ball blindness

Creativity of steamed bread advertisement

Miaodui

The best reason to propose.

Extrusion impact

Beautiful women are also very interesting.

Men are not easy to become.

Women's hearts and men's feelings

Eat meat

Son's request

economic crisis

Mistaken people and forbidden the palace

Tell sb's fortune

yellow weasel

Never accept gifts.

Live turtle

crazy thief

I am responsible for laughing until my stomach breaks! !

Active village head

Watch a game of chess and say nothing.

Find a husband

Double; double

Inscribe an inscription on a signboard

heart disease

Father's imprisonment

expense

Thieves and philanthropists

intellingent medicine

Good pig

pay back

After meeting a robber

Insomnia is hard to live.

Who is an idiot?

A hodgepodge of local accents

Article 7 Military Humor

invisibility

Brush pot water

newcomer

Bribery of judges

Politeness demands reciprocity.

Tanks and cows

Captain's defense

Please ask your wife to come to the parade.

Years of habit

In order to survive

Pretend to be blind

Is swimming

A clever commander

Interesting narrative

Meet the requirements of conscription

copy

Swear; curse

It's too early to be happy

Spit it out quickly

A trumpeter unfamiliar with the story.

illusion

Crazy talk

Turn right 9 degrees.

respect

mischief

What is courage?

military exercise

Spend the night at someone else's house

Good gambler

practised

reason

Good soldier Tom

Please laugh.

Contact signal

Pre-war expenses

Batch escape

suddenly realize

Hair problem

Where is the location?

grasp

veteran

I am a tank.

Not for you.

Helpless answer

There are so many cats.

Transfer order

All experts.

Careless lieutenant

Article 8 Animal Humor

A dry dog

A talking bird

Animal IQ test

culicifuge

lags in response

Dialogue between mouse and cat

Animal complaints

Male and female dogs

the ant and the elephant

tariff

Mosquitoes play lanterns

Looking for food

Phoenix is angry.

polar bear

Throw a cat

measure

Whose dog is clever?

Call drinking water

bull

Master a foreign language

mouse

Xin cock

An orangutan

vampire bat

Why are you here?

The legend of mosquitoes

Drowning this little bastard

pay

Le le he niao

The price of fake cattle

Cherish variables

identity

sandwich

Just buy carrots.

Different kinds/types

Give up the game

Orangutan hall

trade-off

flea

bill

Watch orangutans

black sheep

Rare guy

antidote

Don't swear.

canary

pray

I am a donkey

cling obstinately to one's course

Call father

Hedgehog

Male and female rabbits

mosquito

Thick-skinned; brassy

The sneak attack of fish

Three mice

have a bath

Crazy growth

Why so angry?

The ninth article booze humor

Drunk shooting

Wang Xiaoer went home.

Like a wife.

The story of pumpkin

The same tone

Model driving

Drunkard chat

Yu drunk

Only two-quarters of a cup.

Drunk drinking

Read a lot of books

Mistake a tree for a person.

Yamen work

One thing becomes three things.

What size?

Red-faced Guan Gong

Ji Xiaolan "annexed six countries"

Half a chicken head and a glass of wine.

I'm drunk.

Knock at midnight

Drunk people

Identify the real killer

mental state

I′m on the WAGON.

Not local.

I'm not home yet.

There is no cupboard.

Drunk and bull

marching orders

28 14

Put up a signboard

Zhang San da JIU

The wine is gone.

Dirty than Tang Priest.

Good drinker

A word from Ji Xiaolan.

Don't drink.

Love wine

Buy wine

Wine oath

Drunks and nuns

The dog is drunk.

Drunk monkey

Drinking is not afraid of insects.

Article 10 International Humor

Indian proposal

My son will be a politician.

politician

calculate

Disturbing news

Three passengers

nationality

Reagan's embarrassment

sing one's own praises

Presidential stamp

Landlord and housekeeper

Wise move

Wandering lion

Sahara forest

judgement

President and queen

apology

Spit out the wine.

Argue for the sake of argument

Don't go to hell

come and go in haste

as always

Hollywood law

The first person to be jealous

a pair of shoes

Untitled

Station manager

Unlucky pirates

Eat before or after meals?

Cat and dog language

Three questions

Last words/wills

This is the ass.

Eat fried beans

There is a complex feeling of happiness and foreboding.

The next program

Japanese cuisine

Really have no money.

Li Shu and Xiao Min.

Taste the forbidden fruit

A few days after death

very happy

Guide patiently and systematically

Get the second one

Half stay at home.

chivalrous swordsman

Luck has turned in sb's favor.

Fear of thirst

Small tribes in mountainous areas

talk nonsense