Fortune telling hilarious dialogue _ Fortune telling hilarious dialogue daquan

1. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?"

Dad said, "silly child, how can you be a silly child!" " "

When you speak ill of me, would you please stop embellishing it? You think this is cooking!

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

Xiaoming thinks that his mother's cooking is not delicious. To this end, Xiao Ming's mother specially reported a training class. A few months later, Xiaoming's mother beat Xiaoming for dinner with taekwondo.

Xiaoming: "Don't make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees."

Xiaohong: "Why?"

Xiao Ming: "Because I'm not familiar with it."

6. Mrs. Gates said in an interview, "Our family never uses apple products or even eats apples."

Jobs, who was sitting by, said dismissively, "Hey, what's the big deal? Our house doesn't even have windows. "

Zuckerberg said, "Do you dare not face it?"

7. When a man doesn't have a girlfriend, he goes to a fortune teller.

Fortune teller: "You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life."

The man's eyes lit up: "What about the rest of his life?"

"You'll get used to it for the rest of your life," said the fortune teller.

8. The ant and the elephant got married, but they died in a few days. The ant is very sad. While burying the elephant, he said, "Dear, why are you walking in front of me?"? I don't have to do anything in my life, so I buried you. "

9. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family property to luxury cars and villas. I'm not dependent on others. I came up with it bit by bit.

10. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "The melon seeds in your head will light up."