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Text 1. Listen, I'm Bajie!

I'm wearing a men's black trench coat, dark sunglasses and half a cigarette in my mouth. I drove a black Hummer on the rampage in the street and went straight to the NO 1 Paradise in the city center.

My little brother was caught in the battle with the Flying Tigers. I received a letter from the Flying Tigers with a finger in it. The black ring on his finger clearly told me that it was really my brother Li Xiaobao's finger, because I gave it to him.

Ya, bully my eighth sister, I won't give you some color to see see, you really think I'm just a punk.

The flying car came to the paradise 1 with this enchanting neon light, stopped the car casually and walked in quickly. The beautiful counter lady outside greeted him with a trademark smile and asked softly, "Do you have a reservation?"

I glanced at her coldly, only to see her towering and full body wrapped in a red printed cheongsam, and the skirt fork reached the root of the thigh, revealing a slender white thigh, which was attractive and sexy.

I looked down at my flat airport and couldn't help throwing away my cigarette butts and muttering to myself: Ya, it's also a woman, how can it be so different? No wonder those brothers always secretly call me "semi-male" behind my back (Cantonese: neither male nor female).

"Have you made a reservation?" Seeing my silence, the young lady accompanied her fake professional smiling face and asked me softly. "I k, who am I? Do I still use an appointment? " I spat on the ground rudely, and the lady pretended to smile and couldn't hide her dislike for me.

"Oh, the original is eight elder sister? This is a newcomer. I don't know you, but please take a look again and forgive her once. " Sister Lin, the counter manager, just came over. Seeing this, she quickly stepped forward and burst into laughter, and then said to the counter lady with a straight face, "Xiaoji, remember, this is Eighth Sister, please accompany her quickly."

That is to say, when Miss Xiaoji saw Sister Lin's nervous appearance, she knew I was not to be taunted. She quickly apologized and said, "Please forgive my ignorance and bump into Sister Lin."

"Forget it, ignorance is not guilty." Because I have something important to do, I'm too lazy to dispute with her. What's more, although I am not a man, I never like to bully women.

"Eight elder sister is looking for emoko! Emoko has been waiting for you for a long time at 30 1. " Sister Lin said sorry, and then she often went out and found me alone, with no entourage, a little surprised.

"hmm!" I shook my collar stiff by the wind, and I strode up the stairs with great anger. I vaguely heard Xiaoji whisper to Sister Lin, "Eighth Sister? Is he a woman? "

"Well, she is not easy to mess with. If you want to hang out in Luomen, you have to be careful. "

Alas, the altitude of175m has become tough since childhood because of the devil's training of the boss, the naughty face of the underworld and this free and easy Leng Yan dress, which makes people not feel like men.

I'm a woman, too. I want to look like Jiao Jiao and Xiaoji in a sexy cheongsam, but can I do it? I have hundreds of brothers under my command, and I have to fight from time to time. At least I want to overwhelm others from the momentum of dressing up and make them afraid of me. In addition, it seems that when I was young, my boss and brothers didn't treat me like a woman, and my enemies didn't treat me like a woman, because I was a more ruthless role than men.

Text two, don't forget, I'm the eighth sister! ( 1)

30 1 There are five big men sitting in the room. The one in the middle is hugging a sexy woman with a low-cut backless dress and a long scar on her face. It is the boss of the Flying Tigers, Liang Hu, whom I want to meet today.

When he saw me coming alone, he let go of the woman in his arms, clapped his hands with laughter and said in a muffled voice, "Eight elder sisters, you are here. Sit down quickly. "

Then, he lowered his head, bit the sexy woman's cheek and said, "Baby, you are a woman, and she is also a woman. Why is the difference so big? "

The woman clung to Liang Hu like a wimp, looked at me with disdain and said, "Brother Hu is really joking. Is she a woman? Don't defile the word woman. "

"Well, only my baby is a woman, especially in bed, very woman, haha." Even when I didn't exist, Liang Hu touched the towering jade peak of that woman with one hand and smiled.

He thought I would be angry, but when he saw me sitting down with a straight face, crossing my legs, lighting a cigarette and leisurely spitting smoke rings, he lost his temper first.

Shit, you think I'm a punk, Bajie? What scenes have you not seen, and what unpleasant words have you not heard?

Can Liang Hu's little trick still make me angry?

At most, I should watch a reality show. Anyway, I haven't seen free live porn, and it's still cheap.

Seeing Liang Hu impatiently pushing away the woman stuck in her body, I was too lazy to play code words with him and said, "Since I don't play pornography, let someone else do it. Where's my little brother? "

Liang Hu leaned back on the sofa, lit a cigarette with one hand, and put the other hand on the woman's shoulder. She said with a smile, "Eight elder sisters, you are really brave. If you dare to come to me alone, aren't you afraid that I will rape first and then kill? "

I sneered: "I come from the street and have no courage in important things." How about me today, Sister Ba? If you want to rape and kill me, it depends on your ability. "

"Who the fuck is afraid of who? I heard that Bajie, you are already a black belt in Taekwondo, and Wing Chun has reached perfection. Although I have always disdained fighting with women, your eighth sister is just a woman. I have long wanted to know if your skill is as powerful as the legend! " Liang Hu said in a strange voice that the four bruisers around him were all tense, their fists clenched and their veins stood out.

"Ha ha, that's just a legend on the road. My skill is still very tender, eighth sister, but you are more than enough to deal with Emoko. " I hey hey sneer, is still a calm appearance, revealing the whole body empty net.

"Go!" Liang Hu sat down, put his arm around the woman and spit out the word.

The four clumsy but agile big men came forward and surrounded me, as if to tear me to pieces. Seeing that I was indifferent and a little timid, they only dared to bluff and wave their fists next to me.

"Depend, you pig, still afraid of women? Do it! " Liang Hu saw in his eyes and cursed.

Hearing this, the four big men came at me in unison, their fists roaring, and it is very likely to overwhelm Mount Tai.

Text two, don't forget, I'm the eighth sister! (2)

They are just four reckless men with a little brute force. Where is my eighth sister's opponent?

When I was three years old, my boss Huang took me on a trip to Thailand. An expert touched my bones very carefully and said that I was a natural kung fu wizard with a neat skeleton.

So the boss ignored my daughter and invited experts to force me to practice martial arts when I was less than four years old. It was simply devil training. Besides my Wing Chun and Taekwondo, which are well known to all, in fact, I can be regarded as eighteen martial arts, and I am proficient in everything. That's why the boss cared more about me, assigned hundreds of brothers to be at my disposal and gradually handed over the important affairs of the gang to me.

The boss often pats me on the shoulder and says, "Hachi, it's a good thing I took you out of the orphanage. Where else can I find such a capable assistant as you? "

Why did Huang, the leader of the Tang Qinglong gang, go to an orphanage to adopt a child? Is it for kindness?

Of course not. At the beginning, the fortune teller said that he was destined. Although he went to adopt a child to prevent evil spirits, he went to the orphanage to prepare for adopting a child. He chose me because all the children in the orphanage were scared to cry by his fierce style. I was alone, looking at him curiously. Actually, I was watching the dragon sashimi on his arm, and I thought it was very interesting.

So he took me out of the orphanage.

He has four sons and three daughters, so I regard him as the eighth child.

Because I am not his own, he can be particularly cruel to me. If I am a little lazy when practicing martial arts, he will beat me half to death and kneel until dawn.

Under his strict requirements, plus my own clever talent, plus my strange bones, I developed a good skill before I was ten years old, and even knocked over the first warrior around boss.

I have been growing up in a bad environment because of lack of love and care. I don't know what warmth is, so I inherited the boss's characteristics of treating people and things: biting, but not poisonous.

People who don't know the truth often think that I am so-called awesome, just because I am the boss's adopted daughter, and people avoid it. Besides, few people can really see me.

Liang Hu is such a self-righteous person.

He didn't know he was wrong until he saw four big men being beaten on the ground by me. Before he could stand up and challenge me, I grabbed a big man weighing about 160 Jin and threw him heavily, scaring the woman to scream and shaking her head with shame.

I stepped on Liang Hu's back, and the hard leather shoes rubbed behind him a few times, making him cry for mercy.

Grandma, or the boss, how can it be so useless?

No wonder the second ancestor made a fortune on Lao Zi, soft persimmon.

"If I press hard again, do you think your back will break in two?" I lit a cigarette and said with a smile.

Liang Hu turned blue with fear and said sadly, "Please don't remember the villain, give me a break. When I see Bajie in the future, I will take a detour and never dare to pee on her site again. "

"I have to! When I was young, my boss made an agreement with your father. Everyone occupies the east and west areas, not giving in to each other and not interfering with each other. As soon as your boy came out to mix, he crossed the line with Lao Tzu's power. He went to my club to buy ecstasy and hurt my brothers. What do you think of this figure? " I pressed my foot behind him a little hard, and he begged for mercy loudly, saying, "Eighth Sister, I was wrong, I was wrong. For the sake of my father's long friendship with your boss, please let me go. " _______________________________________________________________

Collection!

Text two, don't forget, I'm the eighth sister! (3)

The Qinglong gang and the Flying Tigers gang have been friends for many years, and I don't want to embarrass the boss, so I let go of my feet and shouted angrily, "So, can I hand over my younger brother now?"

Liang Hu got up and nodded hurriedly and said, "I'll pay it right away!" " "

Then a big man who kicked and still covered his stomach on the ground said, "Why don't you bring me someone?"

The big fellow stood up painfully, and then took a man to another wing.

This is my brother, Li Xiaobao. He was covered with scars, clutching his fingers painfully, and his fingers were still dripping with blood.

"Eight elder sisters!" Li Xiaobao is like a child who has lost his parents. He saw that I was like a savior, and my painful and twisted face was shining.

"Little leopard, do you lack any other parts besides broken fingers?" I took out a roll of clean gauze from my pocket (bumps are inevitable on the road, so I always carefully put a roll of medical gauze in my pocket for a rainy day) and threw it to Bao Xiao.

The little leopard glared at Liang Hu and said, "They killed me, Eighth Sister. You must avenge my brother."

Hearing this, Liang Hu and the Four Tiger Army turned green.

"I am very professional in the underworld. If you cut off one of my brother's fingers, I'll make you pay for it. " I pulled out a sharp dagger from my boots and waved it in front of Liang Hu.

Liang Hu fell to the ground in fright, covered his back with his hands, brushed his face and cried in horror, "Eighth Sister, give me a break!" "

"Hey hey!" I tore a hair from his head, put it on the blade and blew it, breaking it in two. This is no ordinary dagger. It was a seventeenth birthday present bought by the boss from America at a great price.

At this time, Liang Hu has been very forward-looking. A big man near the nearest door kept shrinking back, trying to escape when people were not looking. I glanced at it, flew up my shadowless foot in Foshan, and stepped on the ground with one foot, screaming like a pig in pain.

"Want to escape under the nose of Eight Sisters?" I sneered and lifted his collar and said, "What I despise most is running away from the Lord. Liang Hu, if you cut off a finger of my brother, I will be fair and cut off a palm of your brother as compensation. Any comments? "

Liang Hu saw that I didn't cut off his hand, and his face slowed down slightly. He quickly said, "No problem, no problem, you cut, you cut!" "

"Eldest brother you! ? "The big fellow frighten nu stare at Liang Hu.

"Ha ha!" I smiled, and before the big fellow could feel the pain, a bloody palm fell to the ground, and then there was a cry of pain and terror, which almost made the whole wing tremble.

I pulled up the tablecloth on the table and threw it to him. Then I helped the little leopard out of the wing. Before leaving, I smiled and said to Liang Hu, who was trembling with fear, "Don't forget, I am the eighth sister!" " As soon as the door closed, I heard the sound of scraping the table and swearing in the wing.

I shrugged and smiled.

The little leopard frowned and groaned because of pain. I asked, "What's the matter? Are you dead? "

Bao Xiao clutched his fingers and said awkwardly, "Sister Ba, I'm bothering you again."

With a wave of my hand, I said nobly, "Who is polite to whom? Is it still the boss without building a small one? Just remember not to be so impulsive in the future If you have something to discuss with me, I can protect you once, but I may not be able to protect you again. "

"Yes, boss!" The little leopard nodded in agreement.

This Li Xiaobao has been following me since my debut. He is simple-minded and impulsive, and often gets into trouble because of a pile of chicken skin and garlic skin. I often have to help him clean up the mess.

But because I have a very good relationship with him, I don't mind so much, but I'm not a god, and I can't always protect him. I just hope he can grow up quickly and not give me too much trouble.

This time, he actually clashed with the Flying Tigers, was caught, and cut off a finger as a lesson. I believe he will be more careful in the future. Don't always think that there is nothing in the shadow of my big tree.

"Without a finger, I will become disabled in the future!" The little leopard said with a bitter face.

"It doesn't matter, don't affect your handsome and beautiful image. Perhaps, if you are not careful, you will even become the peerless martial arts of the Nine Fingers Beggars. " I laughed sarcastically.

However, Chen Xiaobao is really beautiful. Just like Nicholas Tse, a Hong Kong star, when walking in the street, the evil spirit's eyes just inadvertently swept away, which will surely kill countless ignorant girls and fall in love with him at first sight.

He is not a lover. Every Monday, when he changes his girlfriend, I warn him not to catch any unspeakable diseases.

His answer is, boss, I play innocent little girl, very clean. Anyway, they delivered it themselves, and they didn't eat it for free.

Shit, are all girls so cheap nowadays?

Then he looked at me like a ghost horse and said, "Boss, are you still a virgin?" You are too cruel. I don't know who dares to bite you. "

"Fuck you, even the boss dare to laugh?" So, an invincible chain leg kicked him far away.

Indeed, although I am eighteen years old, I have never tried to have an intimate relationship with anyone, nor have I been seduced by anyone. Maybe, as Bao Xiao said, I am too strong to be a woman.

Text 4, a terrible task (1)

After taking Bao Xiao to the hospital, I must go straight back and report my safety to my boss and adoptive father.

Fu Huang monopolizes a Lingtou in the suburbs, covering a large area. It takes ten minutes to drive from the gate to the residence. The community is a western-style villa, resplendent and luxurious.

When I entered the door, I saw my boss frowning and lighting a Brazilian cigar. His black casual clothes make his face look a little dark and gloomy.

"Boss, I'm coming!" In front of the boss, I have to take off my sunglasses respectfully and bow down to him respectfully.

"Oh, Hachi, you're here?" The boss seemed very happy to see me coming, and the smoke ring in his mouth was particularly refreshing.

"hmm." I nodded, and then cleverly sat next to the boss.

The boss patted me on the shoulder and asked kindly, "What's the matter? Have you found your little brother? "

"Of course, otherwise how dare I sit in front of you?"

"Ha ha, I knew my family was capable. That kid Liang Hu doesn't even weigh himself. If it weren't for his friendship and agreement with his father, I would ask you to kick their Flying Tigers. " The boss said with a smile.

"Eldest brother, there are some things I don't understand. Our strength is obviously much stronger than that of the Flying Tigers. Why can't we do it, and then unify the outlets? Isn't it just for mutual affection and agreement? "

The boss raised his eyebrows a few times and sighed and said, "Yes, with the development of our gangs, it is impossible to support so many brothers in the West Side. We really need to expand our territory. I have to say that I am eyeing the territory of the East. Of course, I am not such a moral person. We are mixed in the street, survival first, and everything else is sidelined. Although the Flying Tigers look weak, and since that old thing Liang retired and gave his position to that boy Liang Hu, they are getting worse every day, but I still can't move. "

"Why?" I asked in confusion.

"Because there is an important person behind them. Therefore, I dare not move at all, for fear of offending the person behind me. "

"Who can make the boss so scared?" I keep asking.

"Asian arms king!" The boss spit out this sentence word for word with a cigarette.

I was shocked when I heard that.

Asian soldier king, the name alone can cause several earthquakes. And I know that all the arms of our gang are provided in his name, and he almost monopolized the arms in Asia. If you cut off his supply, you will have to go to Europe to buy weapons.

Alas, I also sighed in dismay and said, "There is no other way but to share half of the country with others."

"There is a way. The key is whether you are willing to do it. " The boss tapped the cigar on the ashtray and smiled.

"Small eight this life is the boss, as long as the boss commanded, small eight even on the sword is obligatory. Go ahead, what can I do? " I patted my chest and said.

"Ha ha, you are I look at big, I know your loyalty. So ... "The boss was smoking a cigar, buying a imprison son, thoughtfully.

"Come on, boss, Hachi, there's nothing I don't want to do, except be a chicken." I'm loyal to the liver, righteous and courageous, and I'm talking about righteousness.

"Haha, what I want to do this time is actually very simple and meaningful." The boss said with a smile.

"What is it? It seems that the boss is not so unhappy. Come on, what is simple and meaningful? " My impatience is forced.

"Go to school!" Boss clearly spit out these two words.

Text 4, a terrible task (2)

I wouldn't be surprised if he said the word "murder". Why should I receive high-cost martial arts training? Not to help him fight and kill people?

However, what he is saying now is actually the word "going to school", which really shocked me, no less than hearing about the Wenchuan earthquake of magnitude 8.0.

School? Call me to school? Is this a big joke?

Because I have to practice martial arts, I haven't officially entered the school yet. The boss just invited a special teacher to teach me some cultural knowledge after I practiced martial arts, so that I wouldn't be illiterate.

My boss is as strict about learning as practicing martial arts. If I don't finish the homework assigned by the teacher or I can't get more than 90 points in the exam, I will be beaten by the teacher, and it will be bamboo stick pilaf.

I don't understand. I'm going to be on the road in the future, and I'm not going to be a white-collar worker in college. It is enough to practice a good skill. Why am I still learning those habits?

Didn't he force his seven children to study? Let them go to the party and be lazy

When I was very young, I also envied those children who were carrying schoolbags, facing the morning sun, with bright faces and going to school happily in groups of three or five, and envied their happiness and freedom.

But now, I don't seem to feel much about going to school. How can you stand the monotonous constraints of the classroom after going out for so long?

Most importantly, I 18 years old. What else can I do at school?

"Boss, why do you want me to go to school so suddenly?" I asked.

"Ha ha. People who come out to mix should be in the forefront. They have brains as well as fighting. Haven't you heard? Rogues are not terrible. The terrible thing is that hooligans have culture. In order to turn you into a terrible hooligan, hey hey, you go to school. " Boss cracked his yellow teeth and smiled.

"Who said I have no culture? Didn't the previous culture teacher say that my cultural level was quite good? I don't go to school. " I rolled my eyes and said.

Body 58, masquerade carnival

The first volume 078, Iron Eagle

Because I have more than 600 thousand protection money, I bought more than 40 black motorcycles in one breath, which can solve the problem of more than 80 people riding.

Ok, everything is ready, let's go!

We have a machete wrapped in paper around our waist and drive a black motorcycle. More than 60 people took Yongle Street as the center, stepping on plates everywhere and taking over the scene of losing dogs.

Maybe the dog's funeral is really messy, or maybe it is too unpopular at ordinary times. Under the leadership of Daming Chen, we can say that we are bullying the weak and afraid of the hard, and we don't brag about it, so that those who have left to watch the street to collect protection fees will submit and don't even fight. As soon as they saw our momentum, they all laid down their weapons and surrendered.

It is hard to believe that in one day, we actually swept 20 streets and collected more than 300 younger brothers. It's so easy, I seem to smell a strong danger.

As the saying goes, a tree attracts the wind. So many venues have been chosen today, which is probably enough to attract others' attention.

Even if the dog can control his temper, his brother Tie Ying can't sit still.

I seem to vaguely smell the blood of the coming rain!

I didn't let myself rest, so I quickly packed my newly recruited younger brothers, all wearing black uniforms with skulls, to make our "God of Darkness" look different.

There are more than 400 people now. In addition to the younger brothers taught by Brother Liang, I also selected some fierce and aggressive people from the new younger brothers to form an elite army of more than 100 people-Black Whirlwind, and taught them to use the knife skills I learned from Yufei overnight.

Although they don't have much power in using these knife methods, it is more than enough to cut off a few people around them in a group battle, at least five times better than ordinary chopping, and this five times is basically enough.

Ouyang Feng called to tell me that our name "Diablo" has spread rapidly in Xilong Mafia, and everyone is full of curiosity and speculation about my leadership of this organization, telling me to be careful.

Sure enough, in the early morning of the fourth day, when I led my brothers to sweep the bridge in summer, we were stuck in a huge street.

More than 300 people came, all looking fierce, with machetes or mountain axes in their hands. The leader is Liu Feng, the only brother who lost his dog.

All right! I just want to find you!

It is estimated that the elimination of the Iron Eagle will almost occupy the whole bridge summer, but it is useless to lose a dog, even if it is not dead, because, looking at the momentum of these 300 people, we know that their elite troops "death squads" have all come out.

Of course, this war is bound to be a fierce battle!

The winner is king, and the loser is the enemy!

Sister Ba, whether I can run wild in Xilong in the future depends on today's World War I!

My pupil shrinks, my pores shrink, my eyes turn green, and my whole body's quarrels skyrocket, just waiting for the moment of pouring!

Because the leaders of both sides are here, this is different from the general melee. Everyone stood still, ready to act, waiting for the boss's order.

A big man next to Iron Eagle came out of nowhere with a megaphone. At the signal of the Iron Eagle, he shouted into the megaphone: "Who is the dead bitch of the Dark God?"

Fuck you!

I'm dressed in black, wearing big sunglasses and carrying a broadsword of more than 80 kilograms on my shoulder. I strode angrily out of my younger brother and walked to the middle of the confrontation between the two sides. I put the broadsword into the ground, and the blade went into the ground and jingled. At this time, the wind blew from the corner, and my short hair was well lifted (just like the Monkey King's hairstyle in Dragon Ball), and my clothes were blown away in vain.

Behind is the admiration of the younger brothers, and in front is the surprise of the enemy!

Ok, the effect has been achieved!

I put my hand on my hair, restored my rogue attitude and tone, and shouted, "grandson, are you looking for your grandmother?" Is your ass itchy and you want grandma to take off her pants and cook a meal? "

The younger brothers burst into laughter and said loudly, "grandson, take off your pants!" " Grandson, take off your pants! "

The iron eagle turned green with anger, grabbed the big horn and said, "I heard that Eighth Sister is good at martial arts. I want to see Liu Feng today! "

I quickly searched my head for information about the iron eagle.

Iron eagle, Juexue is a dragon claw hand, and his favorite part is his opponent's eyes.

Aha!

Just a dragon claw hand? No matter what hand you are, it is definitely the dead hand of our sword!

I said contemptuously, "OK, one-on-one or all?"

Of course, I used the incentive method. What any conceited person fears most is that others look down on him, so I know he must challenge me.

If only he could fight me. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

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