Humor that makes people think I'm smart.

1 It's really indecent and ugly. Be careful that the bourgeoisie corrodes our hearts!

You play monkey, I play you!

He who is not afraid of death is afraid of shame.

4 Take other people's road and let others have no way out!

The upgraded version of "robbing Peter to pay Paul" is "robbing someone else's account"

Six white horses ... where the hell are you! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?

I have to pretend to be experienced.

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

9 Not afraid of thieves with tools, but afraid of thieves knowing technology!

10 looks like a steamed stuffed bun, so don't blame the dog for following!

1 1 is pure fiction; Chaos is a beauty.

12 when the night is put in bed again during the day, the sun is born …

13 fell, get up and cry.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

15 loneliness is a carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

16 No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

17 is both residential and unfinished, and its future is uncertain.

18 is in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

19 driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

2 1 It's far from Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

Yes, the donkey has read it backwards.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

It's easy to hide when it's obvious, but it's hard to prevent when it's dark.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Anonymous wrote in his blog diary: One day, I got drunk, reached out and touched it, and my mobile phone and chastity were there, so I fell asleep!

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

3 1 women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

I have a background, and I have a background.

36 people are not smart and bald like others!

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

If the sun does not come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

God doesn't embarrass simple-minded children.

Failure is not terrible, the key is success.

4 1 The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

How far is your mind? Get out of here!

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

If Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I will pass Grade 4 every day!

Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

The coach told me to wear loose clothes. Why should I join a weight-loss class?

My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.

My life has two aspects: A and B, and your life also has two aspects: S and B. ..

My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

5 1 I am fat, not a clown.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

Wash your face only your cheeks, and brush your teeth only your front teeth.

College students nowadays are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!