Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - Fairy Wang tells her fortune. _ Wang Xianzi Fortune Telling Original Singing Video

Fairy Wang tells her fortune. _ Wang Xianzi Fortune Telling Original Singing Video

Psychodrama script

Psychodrama script (1)

First act

Location: home

Character: the blind mother, Xiaofeng

Narrator: There is a blind mother in Luocun. Her husband died in his early years, leaving two daughters, Xiaofeng and Xiaoxi. The blind mother finally raised her daughters, and both of them got college admission notices with excellent results. Just because of her poor family, only Xiaoxi, her sister, finally realized her dream of college.

Blind mother: Fenger, did Xiaoxi write it?

Xiaofeng: Mom, not yet.

Blind mother: Almost half a year. How come there is no news at all? I am not practical in my heart.

Xiaofeng: Mom, it's okay. Don't worry too much. The stream will take care of itself. Maybe she is too busy studying to write to us, or maybe the letter is being sent to us.

Blind mother: You two sisters are really unlucky. You finally got into the university, but you couldn't. I wronged you by following me.

Xiaofeng: Mom, don't say that. Without you, we can't grow up so safely, mom ~

(Xiaofeng hugs her mother ...)

Act ii

Venue: Village Director's Home

Character: Xiao Feng, village director

Village director: Xiaofeng, come to my house for a moment. This is a letter from your family.

Xiaofeng: Letter? Did my sister write it? Great!

Village Director: Look first! (hands the letter to Xiaofeng)

Xiaofeng: Prison? Why is it from prison? ! (Opening the letter and reading it aloud) Letter to the families of prisoners, Wang Shu 'an, who committed the crime of injury, was sentenced to two years in prison, hoping to help and educate with his family. (Xiaofeng sits on the ground, sobbing) How did this happen?

Village Director: Your mother's life is really not easy. If she wants to know what happened to your sister, I'm afraid she can't bear the blow. You have to find a way to hide it from your mother. I promise that the people in the village will not know about it, let alone let them tell your mother.

Xiaofeng: Yeah. ...

Act iii

Location: home

Character: Xiaofeng, the blind mother

Xiaofeng: Mom, what is this?

Blind mother: Mom knows that this is a letter from Xiaoxi. Read it to me quickly.

Xiaofeng: (taking the letter and pretending to be reading) Mom, sister, I got good grades in college, and my teachers and classmates are very kind to me. Because the course is too tight, I didn't write to you, saying that I would study hard in college and find a good job after graduation ... Besides, I will work here during the holidays, so I won't go back in the winter and summer vacations these years. ...

Blind mother: (touching Xiaofeng's face) Son, why are you crying?

Xiaofeng: Mom, I am happy.

Blind mother: the stream is promising, and mother is happy. Get ready, son. Let's go to see Xiaoxi tomorrow. She is busy and can't come back, so let's go and see her.

Xiaofeng: To see her? Oh, then I'm ready. ...

Blind mother: Let's walk there, so we can save some money. The stream is tired, let her make up more.

Xiaofeng: Um ... (sobbing softly)

Narrator: Mother and daughter are on the road, taking a walk, eating biscuits and drinking water, and sleeping in the waiting room of the town bus station at night. It took them 1 1 day to reach the city.

Act IV Prison

Characters: old policeman Xiaofeng, blind mother Xiaoxi.

(Mother and daughter arrive in prison)

Xiaofeng: Mom, you sit here first, and I'll find the stream.

Blind mother: OK, go ahead.

(Xiaofeng finds the police alone)

Xiaofeng: (plops down on his knees) Comrade policeman, I want to ask you something.

Policeman: What's the matter, son? Stand up and speak slowly.

Xiaofeng: Comrade police, my sister is in your prison. Today, my mother and I came to see her. My mother doesn't know about my sister's imprisonment. I lied to her that my sister was in college. Comrade police, it was not easy for my mother to raise us both. I'm afraid my mother can't stand the excitement. I want you to help me lie.

Policeman: Son, we have never done such a thing in prison. Tell you what, I'll look at your sister's file first, and we'll try our best to meet your requirements. (Find out the case file: Wang Xi, an undergraduate, was bullied by his classmates many times because of his poor family. In a rage, I accidentally pushed my classmates down the stairs, causing injuries. He was sentenced to two years in prison and has served half a year. Good behavior in prison, reduced sentence by one year. )

Children, we will help you out of your panic. You should talk to Wang Xi.

Xiaofeng: Thank you, uncle policeman (Xiaofeng's mother enters the reception room).

Policeman: I'm the headmaster. Wang Xi hasn't finished class yet. Please have a rest in the reception room first, and I'll call her.

Blind mother: (full of laughter) Thank you.

(Wang Xijin) (Xiaofeng pounces on her sister)

Xiaofeng: Hey, have you finished class?

Wang Xi: (kneeling on mom's knee) Mom. ...

Blind mother: (reaching out and touching her daughter's face) Son, you have lost weight. ...

Wang Xi: Mom, I can't keep up with my class. I always want to study hard before going home.

Blind mother: Everything is fine at home, and everyone in the village praises you. Don't be homesick. It's best for your mother to learn this.

Wang Xi: Yes, Mom, I know. (refrain from crying)

Blind mother: Go ahead, hee hee! It's time to go to class, study hard and be rich.

Wang Xi: Well, Mom! I know, you always tell us that no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in your heart. I will try my best to do it in the future!

(Xiao Xixia)

Blind mother: Xiaofeng, go outside and play for a while. I'll tell the headmaster.

(Xiaofeng obediently walks out)

Blind mother: (groping for 100 yuan into the hands of the police, crying) Please give this money to my daughter, kind police comrade, thank you, thank you for the prison. I can hear that my daughter has repented and she will turn over a new leaf here. I'm relieved.

Policeman: So you already know.

Blind mother: A mother knows her children best. As long as my daughter is alive, she won't have no news for more than half a year unless she is in prison. I know that everyone is acting this play for my own good, and I have fulfilled everyone's lies, just to make the child feel that her mother thinks she is studying in college, to reduce her psychological burden and to reform with peace of mind.

Policeman: (sobbing) You are really the greatest mother in the world!

(End)

Psychodrama Script (2)

Scene: fortune teller Wang's home for the blind? Two chairs and a table.

Character: Mother and son of Zhu Zi, a blind disciple of fortune teller Wang.

(This post helped the blind Wang Man to the stage. Note: Wang Man, the blind man here, doesn't wear sunglasses, nor is he blind. )

Wang: Bring me a cup of tea.

C: Yes, master.

(Bring a cup of tea to Wang)

Master, you said that the society is progressing now and the feudal superstition outside is being broken. Why do you think so many people ask you for fortune-telling every day?

Wang: You don't understand, do you? How many years have you been a feudal superstition? It has taken root in everyone's heart. You can't just break it. Besides, if it breaks, who should I have dinner with?

Column: (scratching his head): Oh, I see. Ha ha. But you are not blind, why do you pretend to be blind?

Wang: Ben, because most people think that blind people can tell their fortune accurately.

External:

The mother walked forward and the son dragged along.

Son: Mom, I told you, I feel that I did well in the college entrance examination and will definitely pass it. Don't worry, don't spend money on fortune telling, you can't trust it.

Mom: Son, all these moms know, but I dreamed last night that you failed the exam. Mom is not practical. It will be a few days before you know your grades. I'm not going to find someone to replace you. My heart will be hanging in the air for the next few days. You'd better let me know earlier. Last time, the fortune teller said that you had bad luck in the exam, so I'd better go to him and find a way.

(Mother knocks at the door)

Mother: Is Mr. Wang at home, please?

Wang (immediately alert, put down the cup): Who is it?

Mother: Oh, Mr. Wang, we are looking for your fortune-telling.

Wang: Oh, open the door quickly (look for sunglasses and put them on quickly, pretending to be steady)

Mother and son came in, and the son pulled his mother's skirt and was dumped by her mother. )

Mother: Mr. Wang, I want you to count my son's life.

Wang: Oh, please sit down.

Son (whispering): Gee, how did he know we were standing?

(Mother sits down and son stands by)

Wang: What do you want to give your son?

Mother: He just finished the college entrance examination a few days ago. I wonder if he can be admitted.

Wang: When is your son's birthday?

Mother: 1985 The eighth day of the third lunar month is ugly.

Wang: OK, let me do the math (move your fingers and mumble).

Wang: Well, your son has a lot of ink, but he was unlucky in the exam. If you don't pray for God, I'm afraid ... (shaking his head)

Mother: Yes, he failed the exam last time.

Wang: Did you pray for him last time?

Mother: I didn't expect it at that time. I regret it, so I came to ask you this time.

Wang: it's easy, easy, but that's it ... (makes an embarrassing statement)

Mother (got the message): As long as you can help, any money will do.

Wang: This college entrance examination is also a big event, so it needs a bigger god, so ... let's say it's 300.

Uh: ah! 300? So much? Mom, stop asking.

Mother: No, as long as you can get in, how much money will do, 300.

Son: Mom, I can't. Under no circumstances will I let you give me this 300 yuan. The condition of our house is not good. You usually scrimp and save, so you won't be cheated by them. You must listen to me this time, otherwise, even if you pass the exam, you will not get in.

(The son picked up his mother and left)

Wang: Hey, hey, don't go. We can discuss the problem of money. Hey, hey, the big fish that is close at hand has escaped.

Don't be angry, master. There are others. Come on, I'll help you rest in your room.

(A few days passed)

(About sons and mothers)

Son: Mom, I said I could pass the exam. Now I have received the notice. Believe it.

Mom: Yes, of course. You are my son. Who do you trust?

Son: Do you know where I'm taking you now?

Mother: Where?

Son: Look, here we are.

Mother: What are you doing here?

(Son knocks at the door)

Son: Hello?

Zhu: Right, right (opening the door). Are you here to tell a fortune? Please come in.

Son: Where is your master?

Oh, he is in his room. I'll ask him out right away.

(Pillar goes to find the master)

Mother: What do you want, son?

Son: Mom, don't ask. You'll know then.

(Pillar help the king comes out)

Wang: Who do you want to tell your fortune?

Er: Oh, yes. Suddenly he looks at the ground and looks surprised. ) Hey, who left his wallet on the floor?

Wang (taking off her sunglasses at once): Where, where, where?

(Wang suddenly realized something)

Wang: Oh, my eyes can suddenly see.

Son: Come on, put that away. Last time I wondered if you were really blind. Now I know. Besides, I'm telling you, I didn't ask you to go to college as usual. Now that I've exposed you, I'm going to the public security bureau to accuse you of fraud (turn around and leave).

Wang (holding the child in her arms): I beg you not to go. I knew that I had made a mistake. I will never lie again. Please spare me this time.

Mother: Son, I feel sorry for him, so don't sue him.

Son: OK, but if I find you cheating again in the future, I will never be soft.

Wang: OK, OK, OK.

Son: Mom, let's go.

Columns: masters ...

Wang: It seems that I can't do this business anymore. Pillar, you'd better find another master and learn a practical craft.

Column: Master, you have to change careers and do something else.

Wang: Alas, young people nowadays are really amazing. I am relieved that I will never cheat again.

Psychodrama Script (3)

Doctor: I'll look around. It seems that the police are too busy to take care of me as a hooligan. No, don't get me wrong. I am a psychologist, majoring in deception in Tongling College. Now I'm 2 1, and I have no house or wife. I'll open a small clinic for you to put out the fire for half a month. I don't lack anything except patients. Come on, let me see. Are you sick? Are you sick? Or are you sick? (pointing to the audience)

Lovelorn man: it is difficult to be a man. There are thousands of college girls who always look at me unhappily. Alas, I have been lovelorn for 33 days. Bah, it's been half a year.

Doctor: Haha, it's true that you don't talk about ghosts at night and people every day. A sucker comes to you. Ha, this classmate, I can see that you are in a trance?

M: Huh? How do you know that?

Doctor: I'm a psychiatrist.

Doctor, you must help me. I thank your eight ancestors.

Doctor: this is no problem, but! Hey hey.

Man: Oh, I know, I know, what it means.

Doctor: Ha ha, that's easy to say. What's going on here?

M: I remember it was the first snow in 2009, a little later than that in 2008. I met her, met her and fell in love with her! You don't know, if her eyes blink, I will die; If she blinks twice, I will come back to life; If she blinks, I die.

Doctor: Then what?

Man: Then, who knows, she should, the music begins! She quarrels with me every day and sees that I look more and more like her eldest sister-in-law. It makes me sick to think of me because I look like her second uncle. I get dizzy when I see it, because I look like Li. She abandoned me, abandoned me. Say with satisfaction

Doctor: well, asking what the world is like makes his mother want to vomit. Men don't flick when they have tears, depending on who keeps his word. But I don't know which girl can make you fall in love with each other.

M: (Continue to cry, revealing Sister Furong's poster)

Doctor: Huh? I vomited blood! Okay, okay, don't cry. There are thousands of beautiful women in the world. Why should they hang themselves from a tree? It is still an S-shaped tree. Look, I'm not bad either. Hum, it's cheaper for you.

M: Huh? Damn it (go away)

Doctor: Besides, I'm as pure as ice! Really, the world is so crazy that donkeys make trouble in the bridal chamber at night. Look at this man's bear!

Sister: studying is hard and tiring, and I have to pay tuition. But joining the new society, without knowledge and degree, the employment pressure is great. Everyone is looking for a degree. Do you think you are tired?

Doctor: Hehe, little sister! Hello!

Sister: You, who are you?

Doctor: Hey, I am your light in the dark.

Sister: Oh, I used to repair street lamps.

Doctor: What do you mean? It was, but it changed.

Sister: Why?

Doctor: Because she is naturally handsome, beautiful women want to kick her when they see her. This street lamp can't be repaired.

Sister: And you are?

Doctor: Hey, hey, I'm a little idiot, a psychologist adopted by the mentally retarded master of Shaolin Temple. His martial arts is unique in Huangshan, and a pear flower overwhelms Haitang.

Sister: Oh, goodbye.

Doctor: Wait, I think your eyes are dim, your impression is black, and your lips are purple. Hey, hey, there seems to be a writing on the wall.

Sister: You know all this.

Doctor: I dare not. It is also called Little banxian.

Sister: Wow ~ It's more annoying recently.

Doctor: Who can't see such stupidity? Anyway, I graduated from Tongling College. If I watch Jiang Taigong fishing, I will take the bait. Hey, I said, sister, what's bothering you?

Sister: Well, people say I'm a bookworm. I soak in books every day, and it's almost rotten.

Doctor: Oh, but it sucks. Look at your figure. It should not rot. But reading is good, books have their own golden houses, and books have their own handsome guys.

Sister: Is there anything delicious? I'm under great pressure to study, and I'm afraid I won't pass the exam. I wore thick eyes, covering half my face, and my poor nose was squashed.

Doctor: Actually, my fate is the same as yours. The music has started. Wrong, change it. ) it is difficult to start a business, and I am afraid of the police. It is difficult to start a business, and I am afraid that the city management will stop it. Every day, mice hide from cats, and I am forced to run around. This life is really not human. ouch ...

Sister: My book, my book.

Doctor: Oh, I'm sorry, I lost my temper. (Wipes his nose, wipes it on the book, and then returns it) What else? You tell your brother

Sister: Alas, my sisters say that I have a very high IQ and feel that I have a high fever every day. Where can I find a quarter of my IQ except me, a big idiot?

Doctor: A quarter of a thousand, not low.

Sister: Not low, not low, but 250.

Doctor: Oh, I'll tell you! Let me test your IQ.

Sister: Well, you can test it.

Doctor: Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no?

Sister: No.

Doctor: What a fool! The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no!

Sister: Huh? What about this? Say with satisfaction

Doctor: Hey, don't lose heart. Don't lose heart. If I want to have a high IQ, I have a trick. What do you think this is? As long as you have it, your IQ will definitely surpass that of Xifeng.

Sister: This? I don't believe it. Is there really such a coincidence?

Doctor: You don't believe it? Then let me ask you: once upon a time, there was a bird. The hunter hit it and it stopped running. Why?

Sister: Why? Because I'm deaf and blind, I don't know? Because she's pregnant and can't run?

Doctor: Because of that bird, she is very strong!

Sister: Huh?

Doctor: There is a couplet called: If a tree is not peeled, people will die. What's the next step?

Sister: This? I don't know

Doctor: The bottom line is: shameless people are invincible in the world. Here, try this! Aha, really handsome! Hahaha! Listen to this question: Once upon a time there was a bird. ...

Sister: Because she is strong.

Doctor: Congratulations, you can answer first. By the way, how much is one hundred plus one hundred plus fifty?

Sister: 250

Doctor: Congratulations, everyone knows that it is equal to 250. What else don't you know? I am proud! From now on, you are no longer 250, but 250 fucking, 500!

Sister: Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Is it true? Is it true? I want this symbol! See who dares to call me 250! I thank your eight ancestors.

Doctor: Good-bye. I am really afraid that if I do too many evil things, I will be punished.

(The song of blood and hearts rings, men and women fight)

M: The younger one will report it!

Woman: Hum, did you sweep the floor? Did you wash the dishes? Did I wash clothes?

Man: Why do I do all the housework? I want to turn over and be a man. There is only one sentence in the future, I will not do it.

Woman: ho, boy, ok, don't do it?

M: Huh? No, no, I dare not. I dare not. Alas, my girlfriend is as fierce as a tigress, peeling me to skin and bones. Choppers often dance in front of me, pots and pans jump on me and look at me coldly. The whole thing is terrible.

W: You're complaining, too.

Man: Honey, you heard wrong. People are obviously reciting poems, reciting poems.

Woman: You are quite calm! Come on, let me see your face. Well, small eyes, single eyelids and diamond nose. The longer the mouth, the more it looks like a navel. If it is not abused, the people of the whole country will not agree.

Man: I'm tired. The song "Men Tired"

Woman: Look, there's a clinic ahead! Life has been hard recently, so go to consult and see if you are sick or not.

M: Yes, am I sick, () or am I sick?

Doctor: Oh, you two look sad. What do you want to ask?

W: We are asking about marriage.

Doctor: Oh, get married. I wonder, do you mean your marriage? Or our marriage? (Looking at the woman, handing out the label tube)

M: Are you a counselor or a pervert?

Doctor: Well, the nature is the same, the nature is the same.

Woman: I'll do it, I'll do it.

Doctor: Oh, this sign is the next sign. It seems that the relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious recently.

Man: Ah, that's accurate.

Doctor: I'm flattered

W: Is there any other way? Although this damn fool is very annoying, it is indispensable to turn on the water, queue up for dinner, buy something to eat, and vent when he is in a bad mood.

Doctor: Well, hey, there is a panacea for this problem.

Man: What medicine?

Doctor: Husband and wife and pill! Our husband and wife Hehe Pill is made of Fritillaria cirrhosa, Platycodon grandiflorum, Ginseng and Saussurea involucrata through 7749 processes. Non-toxic and harmless, green and environmentally friendly. Not only does it work, but it's delicious! Before taking medicine, we were like this. And it's finished! It will become like this! Really brought harmony between husband and wife.

Female: nourishing yin and strengthening yang

Doctor: Traveling at home.

Doctor, female (female): Basic medicine!

M: Then where can I buy it?

Doctor: This guy is really lucky. I happen to have one here!

Woman: Wow, great, dead man, pay for it.

Man: Oh, oh.

Woman: Why is it so dark? Come on, come on.

Man: Honey, you have spent all your money.

Woman: Huh? what did you say ? /Excuse me?

Man: pay the money and take it out of your shoes. It's fatal.

Doctor: Well, thank you.

M: Ha ha ha! As long as she has, let's see if she dares not listen to me!

Woman: What did you say, dear? I love you very much.

M: Huh? Honey, oh, honey, I'll play with you. Women's singles.

Doctor: Well, all's well that ends well, Devil. Friends in need can come to me to order.

Oh, my God, the police are here. Don't forget to order the telephone number: 74 198.