All funny copywriting is super funny.

1. It is also meat. Why is it so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

2. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

I can't find a girlfriend, so I have to tell my fortune. Fortune teller: Your first half life is doomed to be unattractive. My eyes lit up: what about the second half? Fortune teller: I'll get used to it for the rest of my life.

4. The husband drives out. My wife listened to the radio at home, and when she heard the report, she quickly picked up the phone: Dear, I just heard on the radio that there is a car reversing on the expressway, so you must be careful. Husband: Which one is it? I think hundreds of cars are going backwards.

The husband who has been married for one year said to his wife: Take care of my uncle tonight. I'll buy you clothes tomorrow! marry

Five years, husband: I served you well tonight. Can we not buy that dress tomorrow? marry

Ten years, husband: leave me alone tonight, and I'll buy you clothes tomorrow!

6. My husband asked me how much it would cost to have a facial treatment in a beauty salon. I said uniform price.

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8. My husband was silent for a while. I thought he would say I was too wasteful. As a result, he said, "Wife, you earned it. Your big face

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8 yuan, so are their little faces.

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8! "Suddenly scratched my heart!

7. A girl went to the pasture as a trainee to milk. But everyone else squeezed a bucket, and she only squeezed a little. She was in a hurry when suddenly the old cow said, Miss, you are in the wrong place!

Eight. Go downstairs to buy water, just take it out.

Five dollars, a gust of wind blew away. I couldn't find it anywhere, so I calmly took it out again.

Five dollars, deliberately thrown away, to see where the wind blows ... finally I lost it.

Ten dollars.

Nine. All the good-looking ones are taken, and the rest are of course those of us who are better-looking.

10. I hate the nonsense that tells me "why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

My wife is often angry recently. When she is angry, she likes to buy bags. I said, "Do you women buy so many packages? This is a disease that needs to be cured. " The wife replied, "Everything is cured!"

Twelve. "What is the gap between the lover you can accept at most and you?" As long as the face value passes, up and down.

Five thousand years is fine. "

Thirteen. Eating and living is like a train. Eat it. Eat it. Eat!

14. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

15. unspoken rules in the workplace: writing is not as good as running errands, doing is not as good as blowing, saying is not as good as sending, doing due diligence is not as good as publicity, obeying discipline is not as good as obedience, and adhering to principles is not as good as flexibility.

Sixteen years old. Muddle away with money at school and work. Life is like this.