The Story of Wu Dalang (edited)

Wu Dalang's story holds that Wu Dalang was poisoned by Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, and then he was thrown into the Yellow River and floated into the sea. Dalang's life should not be predestined. The cold sea awakened him. At this time, a turtle swam over and picked Dalang up. I saved you now, so you must repay me later. Dalang replied that the tortoise carried Dalang to an island. & ltSPAN lang=EN-US>。 & ltBR & gt Island is full of short fishermen. Seeing Dalang's joy, the fishermen ran around and told him that there was a tall, handsome and powerful man on the island. The fishermen held a meeting and discussed: "Our ancestors have been so short. If we want to use this comrade's height advantage to improve our race, then choose him as our king. " & ltBR & gt So Wu Dalang became king. There are seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and there will soon be a group of governors in Wu Dalang. These princes scattered among the people and intermarried with civilian women, so the height of local residents has improved obviously since then. After Wu Dalang became king, he was still obsessed with his hatred for Ximen Qing. Every day, he thinks, "Ximen Qing is disgusting. Every day is my head. " & ltBR & gt Just when a minister came to ask the name of the country, Dalang said, "Japanese." Another minister took out a white cloth and asked for a national flag. Dalang casually took out a piece of kitchen cake and patted it hard. At the thought of Ximen Qing, he was ashamed and angry, and vomited one mouthful blood on the kitchen cake. It became the national flag of Japan. & ltBR & gt Dalang thought again, "Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian tried to kill me, but I was lucky and lasted for a long time." Immediately, write a letter on the national flag: Wu Yunchang. Meaning: Wu Dalang has been lucky for a long time. I remembered my promise to the tortoise and ordered the whole country to regard it as sacred. & ltBR & gt Dalang was born as a chef selling cakes, so he bowed to everyone. All Japan follows the example of the king. As a king, Wu Dalang was quite diligent at first. Every day is "play early if you have something to do, and leave early if you have nothing to do." But after some days, he felt bored. Officials have to talk about trivial things for a long time. So he said, "You write down the important content of the matter as a souvenir and show it to me." & ltBR & gt ministers were surprised and said, "What is writing? We can't read or write. " Wu Dalang said, "OK, I'll give you a cram school to eliminate illiteracy." So Wu Dalang opened a minister literacy class with his limited knowledge to learn to write. However, Wu Dalang is a cook's cake seller, and he only knows a few words. He only remembers some radicals of many words. When ministers study communication abroad, they forget some words, so this is a kind of "fake" word, such as hiragana and katakana. This is an important part of oriental culture. & ltBR & gt One day, Dalang discovered that his subjects had no surnames. So he added, "This can't be done. You have to have a name. Well, no matter where you live, you can take your last name. " So there are surnames like Tanaka, Matsushita and Yamaguchi. As for the name, take the row of one two three four five six seven for example. But the boss can't be called Dalang. That's my taboo. I can only call Taro. The second child can't be called Jiro, which is a taboo for my brother Song Wu. He can only be called Jiro, and you can call the others in order. I have no problem with that. "So this country has Yamaguchi Taro, Tanaka Jiro, Isoroku Yamamoto and so on. & ltBR & gt When Wu Dalang became king, he was always tired of eating delicacies. He remembered that when he was drifting at sea, he had nothing to eat and had to catch raw fish to eat. Looking back now, the taste is quite good, so he asked the chef to eat the fish raw instead of cooking it. This dish has been popular and welcomed by the Japanese, and has since become the famous dish of this country "raw fish". & ltBR & gt Wu Dalang also found that Japanese people, like China people, sleep in beds. He was very angry and thought Pan Jinlian was having an affair with Ximen Qing. Ximen Qing often went to his house. He had no place to sleep, so he had to sleep on the ground. Since I, the king, have to sleep on the ground, you can only sleep on the ground! In this way, we can not forget to take away the shame of our wife! So he promulgated another law according to this meaning. From then on, the Japanese can only sleep on a mat, which is called "tatami". & ltBR & gt Wu Dalang is known as the "three-inch golden tongue" in the Central Plains, and he has some inferiority complex. He is afraid of being looked down upon in Japan. He ordered that all the people taller than him in the country should be put to death. Many families beat their sons into bowlegs to keep them alive. So the Japanese are short and have many bowlegs. Dalang hated women because of Pan Jinlian, and ordered Japanese women to wait on their husbands only at home, kneeling down to wait on them, showing the heavy punishment. All beautiful women are executed, so there are many ugly women in Japan.

Wu Dalang's Japanese Travel Notes

After Pan Jinlian fell in love with Ximen Qing, Wu Dalang was angry, but there was nothing he could do. Play, but beat Ximen Qing; Go ahead, Pan Jinlian won't listen. Men can be killed, but not humiliated. In a fit of pique, Wu Dalang decided to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.

He drifted in the sea and was washed to an island by the sea. Local fishermen salvaged him and found that there was still breath. They quickly gave artificial respiration, which saved Wu Dalang from dying.

The fishermen were overjoyed and told each other that there was a tall, handsome and powerful man on the island. We have been short for generations, so we should use this gentleman's height advantage to improve our people and make him our king. So Wu Dalang became king. Seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals, Wu Dalang soon had a large group of governors. These princes scattered among the people and intermarried with civilian women, so the height of local residents has improved obviously since then.

As a king, Wu Dalang was quite diligent at first. Every day is "play early if you have something to do, and leave early if you have nothing to do." But after a few days, he found it boring. Officials have to talk about trivial things for a long time. So he said, "You will write down the important contents of things as a souvenir and show them to me." The officials were surprised and said, "What is' writing'? We can't read or write. " Wu Dalang said, "OK, I'll give you a cram school to eliminate illiteracy." So he used his limited knowledge to open an official literacy class and learn to write. But Wu Dalang is a person who buys baked wheat cakes. He only knows a few words, and many words only remember some radicals. When officials study communication abroad, they forget some words, so this forms a "false" word, such as Hiragana and Katakana. This is an important part of island culture.

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After this reform, Wu Dalang won more support. One day, he found that his subjects had no names. So he said, "This won't do. Everyone has to have a name. Of course, Qian Sun Zhao Li and others can't call you. You can call anyone who lives there. " So there are surnames like Tanaka, Matsushita and Yamaguchi. As for the names, let's rank them by one, two, three and four. But the boss can't be called "Dalang". That's my taboo. I can only be called "Taro". The second child can't be called Jiro, which is a taboo for my brother Song Wu. He can only be called Jiro. You can order the rest, which is fine with me. So this country has such names as "Yamaguchi Taro" and "Jiro Tanaka".

6. When Wu Dalang became king, he was always tired of eating delicacies. He remembered that when he was drifting at sea, he had nothing to eat and had to catch raw fish to eat. Looking back now, it tastes good, so he asked his chef to eat the fish raw instead of cooking it. After its popularity, this dish was warmly welcomed by the people of the whole country and has since become a famous dish in this country-"raw fish". Wu Dalang also found that locals, like China people, slept in their own beds. He was very angry and thought Pan Jinlian was having an affair with Ximen Qing. Ximen Qing often went to his house, leaving him no place to sleep, so he had to sleep on the ground. Since I have to sleep on the ground as a king, you can only sleep on the ground! In this way, we can not forget to take away the shame of our wife! So he issued a decree according to this meaning. From then on, people in this country can only sleep on a mat, which is called "flat rice".

7. Wu Dalang wants to be king in China, crowding round, colorful flags flying all over the sky. In this country, we don't even have a sign, so it's boring. So he took out the apron selling sesame cakes and asked the servant to wash it. It's still white, so use it as a flag! But there must be signs on the national flag. All the impressions in Wu Dalang's mind are only the baked wheat cakes sold. So he branded a red and round sesame seed cake and stuck it in the middle of the apron, which became the national flag of that island country.

8. Wu Dalang was king for several years and died. Before he died, he was still upset that he couldn't avenge his wife because he couldn't beat Ximen Qing, so he left his last words for future generations to seek revenge from Ximen Qing. Later, his descendants practiced day and night and went to Shaolin Temple to steal a few tricks. In memory of Dalang, the King of Wu, it was named Bushido (later it was spread as Bushido because of the low educational level of kung fu learners and the fake Chinese characters), and because Wu Dalang gained the world from scratch, these kung fu moves were also called karate.