Do you know why people don't like dealing with you?

Husband: Honey, do you know why people don't like dealing with you? Wife: hmm ... I really don't know! Husband: To tell the truth, it's because you like being jealous too much! Cause people to dare not approach you at all! Wife: So you mean I don't want to be jealous, so all women dare to approach me? Husband: Yes ... Wife: But the purpose of my jealousy is to keep women away from you. Husband: Fool, as long as you are not jealous, they will naturally approach you. In order to make more friends, what should I do with women around me? ........

In the forest, magpies see crows. Magpie: Brother Crow, why do people throw stones at you when they see you? Crow: Because I have a crow's mouth. Magpie: What do you mean? Crow: I like rotten and smelly carrion. When I am addicted to food, I can't stand it. There is always a cry. Humans hate my cry, so it's strange not to throw stones at me! Magpie: crow, you are so stupid. You volunteered to help people clean up garbage and carrion, and you were bullied by them. Can't you learn from me? Crow: Brother, please make it clear! Magpie: I tell you, whatever you say in the future, it must be sweet and crisp. Take me for example, sometimes I feel unhappy. Although I gnashed my teeth and cursed my ancestors for eighteen generations, people still grinned and thought I was giving him good news! Crow: Huh? ?

Xi- feng has a crush on a male god, but she is afraid that her confession will scare him away, so she goes to the fortune teller to ask if there is fate. After asking about their birthdays, Mr. Wang mumbled for a long time and said, "Ugly." Hearing this, Xi-feng said urgently, "I am ugly, but I am not ugly enough to die?" Mr. Wang said calmly, "Don't worry! You misunderstood! " "So you mean I'm worried sick. I am like this. Can I worry? "

Liangshan Zhongyitang caught fire, and the fire was fierce, and everyone could not save it. Wu Yong, a strategist, lamented: unless it rains heavily, how can such a fire be saved! Li Kui jy, beside him, grab Sung River and throw it into the fire! Wu Yong took a look and said urgently, What are you doing? Li Kui Zhan: Didn't you say it would rain? Dude, he just called it "timely rain". Throw it in for safekeeping to put out the fire!