20 12 Liaoning spring festival evening Zhao Benshan sketch blind date line 2

Performers include Zhao Benshan, Song Xiaobao, Zhao Haiyan and Sun Lirong. Date of performance: 20 12 65438+ 10/0/by Yin Qi. These lines are as follows:

Zhao Haiyan: Go for a walk.

Zhao Benshan: Why do you always ask me out? What's the matter with you?

Zhao Haiyan: I want you to vacate this house. I want to use this house.

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? Blind date again?

Zhao Haiyan: Not my blind date, not my blind date. I just met an old sister and found her a date.

Zhao Benshan: That song again, right?

Zhao Haiyan: You're smart. You guessed the right person. That woman is here. Please receive her.

Zhao Benshan: How can I help the receptionist?

Zhao Haiyan: Praise Sun Lirong.

Zhao Benshan: White and clean. It's a big guy with a height of 1.7 meters. God, I-we lied again.

Zhao Haiyan: Praise her merits.

Zhao Benshan: I praised her. It is our common wish to send Sun Lirong away.

Sun Lirong: What about Zhao Haiyan?

Zhao Benshan: Didn't you meet me when I first went out? How do you know Zhao Haiyan?

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan always teaches me to dance yangko. I said, is this a dance?

Zhao Benshan: Zhao Haiyan didn't introduce you?

Sun Lirong: What is the introduction? This situation is all here.

Zhao Benshan: You don't choose his size, do you?

Sun Lirong: The size is fine.

Zhao Benshan: We can make a deal with him.

Sun Lirong: Look at you, big brother.

Zhao Haiyan: Song Xiaobao, don't finish. You are at the door. Why did you flinch? Let's go.

Zhao Haiyan: Coming?

Sun Lirong: How was the conversation?

Zhao Benshan: It's all set.

Song Xiaobao: Hello, let me introduce myself. Zhao Haiyan and I are partners, dancing yangko together. Why don't you say something, Zhao Haiyan? I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I read a book for a long time and was fascinated by the Tang Priest inside, so I wouldn't let the Monkey King play that Bai Gujing. The Yangko team needs this Eight Rings, and this is the Eight Rings. You give that pig the whole inside, and it's colloquial.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, what are you reading? What's wrong with it?

Zhao Haiyan: You two talk first, and I'll talk to him for a while. Go ahead.

Zhao Benshan: These flowers are for you. Did you not believe in constellations last year? Why do you want to tell a fortune?

Song Xiaobao: That was last year. Last year I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in the five elements.

Sun Lirong: That's the five elements.

Song Xiaobao: If you say yes, it's up to you. Jin Mu has a cycle of fire, water and soil for 60 years. Jin Kemu, wood fire, fire and water, fire and water.

Zhao Benshan: You hit me.

Song Xiaobao: What's your name?

Zhao Benshan: I am a bad karma.

Sun Lirong: Brother Du Ming, you gave birth to me.

Zhao Benshan: It's none of my business what can give birth to a black product like you.

Zhao Haiyan: Where did you two go? The girls were all nice?

Zhao Benshan: Not too dark, is it?

Sun Lirong: It's white.

Song Xiaobao: You mean teeth, right? This is a signal. Brother, let me tell you a story. Listen to me too. One day that year, I was idle and walked under the street lamp and saw this woman. I just grinned at her and the woman ran away. Damn it, whose tooth floated out. I won't go out after that, and I'm afraid I'll scare people when I go out.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, don't be so messy. You must control this woman, don't you understand? Pay special attention to it, don't spit it out casually. This is Gorky's poem. Didn't you say you read it?

Sun Lirong: Which yangko team is Gorky in?

Song Xiaobao: From the Soviet Yangko Team.

Sun Lirong: Who is Gorky?

Zhao Benshan: Golf is his big brother.

Song Xiaobao: Who is Gorky?

Zhao Benshan: If I like you, I'll throw you a shot. That's a writer.

Song Xiaobao: Brother, please ask me.

Zhao Benshan: You need chest resonance when reading poetry. Brain cavity resonance. Several cavities resonate together.

Zhao Benshan: There are dark clouds on the vast sea.

Song Xiaobao: Gail.

Zhao Benshan: The strong wind swept away the dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a Zhao Haiyan proudly flying.

Song Xiaobao: It resonates, Zhao Haiyan.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister.

Sun Lirong: Surprise me, I'm not ready.

Song Xiaobao: I'll read you a golf poem.

Zhao Benshan: The key.

Song Xiaobao: The foundation of golf.

Zhao Benshan: Gorky's husband.

Song Xiaobao: On the boundless sea, the strong wind rolled up dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, let's meet here and fall in love here. Jesus, big brother.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, he is very humorous. Optimism is always like this.

Sun Lirong: No more meals.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, see you in the Yangko Team another day. I am glad to hear your good news. Stay in your room and don't go out.

Sun Lirong: Brother, where are we going to eat?

Song Xiaobao: Didn't you say we should talk alone? Brother, let's go.

Zhao Benshan: I'm not going.

Song Xiaobao: What manners do you think you have?

Zhao Benshan: Go out. I'll just eat at home.

Sun Lirong: I think we all agree that at this age, you are welcome and you will not be allowed to be with me.

Song Xiaobao: Zhao Haiyan, how could I be cheated? Who was this woman introduced to?

Zhao Haiyan: Open your hand.

Zhao Benshan: She caught me.

Zhao Haiyan: Although we are divorced, we can't share a room. You can find whoever you want. I've never stopped you from introducing someone to you and letting you pry it in.

Zhao Benshan: How did I pry it?

Zhao Haiyan: How can I get it to you without prying?

Sun Lirong: I misunderstood. I was introduced to him.

Song Xiaobao: Not so good.

Sun Lirong: Is this your wife?

Zhao Benshan: No, I'm a neighbor. We live in the same room.

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan, you two are divorced?

Zhao Benshan: I was divorced a long time ago.

Sun Lirong: Listen, big brother, she doesn't want you. I want you. You've always been with me.

Zhao Haiyan: You spread it.

Zhao Benshan: Sister, there was a misunderstanding today. Big brother is not blessed. This is my whole life. This heart is here with this woman, and eldest brother won't go.

Sun Lirong: I feel sorry for you, big brother. I'll leave you a business card, and then I'll submit to humiliation and come to my place. If we can't be husband and wife, I'll raise you as my brother.

Song Xiaobao: Anything else? Give me one?

Sun Lirong: Go away, Yan. I'm going back. Anyway, I thank you. You can find me a wife in the future, and choose for me like my big brother. That thing has nothing to do with humans. Don't introduce me.

Zhao Haiyan: I tell you, you will be my mother in the future. Don't leave the house even if you are rotten.

Sorry, Song. I insulted you again, once a year.

Song Xiaobao: I can't help it. I'm used to it. You can have a snack in Zhao Haiyan. Anyone who introduces you can do this. I don't think you are all right, so how can you grow up? Zhao Haiyan, I look at this and that. I think you are me. Look at your loss.

Zhao Benshan: In the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Zhao Haiyan, you can have a snack.

Extended data:

201265438+1October 2 1, Zhao Benshan performed "Blind Date 2" with Song Xiaobao and Zhao Haiyan in Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.

Blind date 2 is the sequel of Liao's sketch "Blind date" 20 1 1, and the relationship between the characters in the program has also continued. In order to realize his wife Haiyan's wish, Zhao Benshan actively arranged for her sisters Sun Lirong and Song Xiaobao, but in the end she was caught in a blind date story.

Zhao Haiyan and Zhao Benshan play a divorced wife. Because they don't have a house, they don't leave home and still live together. Zhao Haiyan is a warm-hearted, and wants to introduce Song Xiaobao, who danced yangko with him, to his home to have a blind date with Sun Lirong.

However, Sun Lirong saw Zhao Benshan by mistake, and was quite satisfied with Zhao Benshan, but was very disappointed with Song Xiaobao who arrived later. In order to express himself, Song Xiaobao pretended to be literate and recited poems, which led to a series of jokes.

The essay "Blind Date" landed in the Spring Festival Evening of Liaoshi at 20 1 1, and its classic line "Haiyan, you can have snacks" attracted Faye Wong to imitate. In 20 12, "blind date 2", which was rated as "new characters, new contradictions and new elements" by Zhao Benshan, appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening in Liaoshi on the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, and was immediately praised by many netizens. A large number of netizens reported that Song Xiaobao was brilliant in the sketch (Zhao Benshan was made to laugh twice).

In the sketch "Haiyan, grow up!" "God, I lied again." Lines such as "Watch your mouth and don't always spit" are widely circulated on the Internet.