Who is the most pretentious person in history?

When Xiao He died, Emperor Hui of Han asked Xiao He, Who will be the prime minister when you die? Xiao He is talking about Cao Can.

As a result, after Cao Can took office, instead of burning three fires, he ate wine and meat every day, oh no, drinking and eating meat. Now we have to put this on, there is something wrong with our life style, so we need to check it out! Sure enough, I was very unhappy and invited Han to have tea.

Emperor Huidi asked him, what do you mean, doing nothing every day, raising you as prime minister, so corrupt every day! You don't give me a reasonable reason, hehe, it's up to you.

Very calm, ask Han, who is better than your father? Han's father is Liu Bang. Regardless of his objective merits or subjective opinions, he is his own father, and Han can't compare with his father. Han Huidi said, I am not as good as Gaozu.

Hearing this, Cao Can, you still know. By the way, who is the best, Xiao He or me?

Hearing this, Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty lay down. Why do you ask? You are stronger than Xiao He. It's not Xiao He hanging out with my dad. It is you. Besides, look at you, you bear. You only know that you don't do business. How can you compare with Xiao He? ! So he said, you can't compare with Xiao He.

Cao Can patted his thigh, hmm! Yes, you are not as good as your father, and I am not as good as my brother! So what do you think we're doing? They have done everything they should, so you just have to keep doing it. What else do you want, mom? You see, I have nothing to do every day now, but Xiao He's policy developed very well in those days! I advise you, your majesty, to listen to me and relax. Your father is so awesome, just do what he used to do, and don't think about those things.

Zilu 6

To say the highest level of Lutz's feign death, Lutz fights with people, and people knock Lutz's hat off with a sword. A good student, Luz, remembers the teachings of the old Confucius and can't lose face in any case, so he shouted "The death of a gentleman is inevitable", regardless of his opponent. Picked up his hat and put it on his head first, so his opponent took the opportunity to attack and cut Luz into meat sauce.

Duke Jing of Jin and his eunuch

According to Zuo Zhuan, once a big fairy told Jin Jinggong that he would not live to eat new wheat this year. Later, he was treated by an imperial doctor, cured of his illness, and really survived to eat new wheat.

So he opened the dressing method, cooked a bowl of porridge cooked with new wheat, and called the wizard to the palace: "Did you see your grandfather's?" I ate new wheat! "Say that finish, he cut down the wizard.

Before he took a few bites, Duke Jing of Jin felt his stomach like a thread of water and ran to the toilet to squat.

1 Li Yuanba

Li Yuanba, the first hero of Sui and Tang Dynasties, was twelve years old, with a sharp mouth and medium yellow hair. Wearing a black gold crown, he looks like a sick ghost; Thin and powerful. There are four elephants in the two arms, but they are brave and twisted like mud, which is better than Xiang Yu in the Han Dynasty. Eat ten catties of meat for a meal. Use two hammers weighing 400 Jin and two hammers weighing 800 Jin, which are as big as cylinders. Wan Liyun is invincible when riding. "

At that time, almost no one could walk three rounds in front of Li Yuanba. It can be said that Li Yuanba, the prince of Zhao, was invincible all over the world. Li Yuanba of Siming Mountain defeated the 230,000-strong army against Wang, and successively killed the famous soldiers Wu Tianxi and Yuwen Chengdou. Facing the million-strong army in Purple Mountain, a pair of golden hammers, like swatting flies, only shot a piece of blood and corpses everywhere, forcing Shi Biao to hand over the decree and rebel against Wang Xian.

However, on my way home, I was killed by "God"-"I saw clouds everywhere, raining in Mao Mao, flashing rainbow lights and fog. The thunder only fell on Yuan Ba's head, as if it had been shot down.

Li Yuanba was furious, pointed the hammer at the sky and shouted, "Hum! Why are you so hateful, circling the young master's head? Let nature take its course! " Throw the hammer into the air. Looking up, the 400-pound hammer came down, "jumped" in the middle of Yuan Ba's face, turned over and fell off the horse. "After such an invincible demon was killed.