Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - There is an urgent need for cross talk sketches about the bad atmosphere in middle schools
There is an urgent need for cross talk sketches about the bad atmosphere in middle schools
(Appearance: Teacher, Zhang Yi, Li Er, Wang San, Liu Mei, Lin Xiao, Meng Si, Wu Liu)
Language: Mandarin (used by all teachers), Zhuang language, Mandarin.
Venue: classroom (podium, seven sets of independent student desks and chairs)
(1) adjourned
During the activity time, Liu Mei practices writing on the blackboard. Zhang Yi and Li Er are playing, and Wang San is cheering for them. Meng Si and Wu Liu are laughing and fighting in the back seat.
Lin Xiao came into the classroom, quietly followed Liu Mei, threw the chalk behind him, and walked to his seat with a smile.
Liu Mei turned his head and looked at the suspicious man. She asked the class angrily, "(Zhuang Hua) Who lost me?"
Look at Liu Mei. The boys stopped talking and went on with their games.
Meng Si Uliu inexplicably replied: "(Zhuang Hua) Who lost you? No time! "
Lin Xiao: "(Zhuang Hua) It's not me anyway!" Say that finish laughed out.
"(argue irrationally) Oh, it's you!" Liu Mei chased him with chalk, and they fought in the classroom. The scene was noisy.
The bell rang suddenly. The teacher appeared at the door, and someone shouted: "(Mandarin, Zhuang language) The teacher is coming!"
Hua, take your positions.
in the classroom
The teacher stepped onto the platform, everyone stood up, said hello, and then sat down.
The teacher tidied up the lecture notes and smiled: "(Mandarin) students have been studying and living in middle schools for more than a week. In this class meeting, I want to ask you how much you know about middle school first? "
"There are too many classes in (Mandarin) middle schools, which is difficult!" Wang San made a sound first.
Li Er echoed: "(Mandarin) will teach itself at night!"
"Nothing can compare with elementary school!" The voices of several people.
The teacher smiled: "Middle school is certainly not as easy as primary school, because when you grow up, you will naturally have more subjects to learn." It is impossible to have two subjects like elementary school. "
"(argue irrationally) Don't say anything, if only there were a billiard table in the school." Zhang Yihuang shook his head and said.
"(argue irrationally) also! You still want the casino! " Liu Mei shrugged it off.
"(Zhuang Hua) Haha-someone from another class came to our dormitory to gamble last night and was almost seen by the teacher on duty." Li Erxiao.
"Really?" The teacher frowned. "Are you involved in gambling?"
"(Mandarin) Yes, everyone has a share. I don't have enough money. I only bet a dime. If I don't win, I will go to the classroom. " Wang.
Zhang Yi said: "(Zhuang Hua) someone lent me twenty cents and I haven't paid it back yet."
The teacher couldn't listen any longer: "I think I must warn everyone here that schools are places to study, not casinos, and all kinds of gambling activities are strictly prohibited." I hope you won't do this again! "
"(Zhuang Hua) It's okay. In our village, both old people and children gamble. My parents said that everyone said that all China was gambling. " Zhang Yi said.
The teacher said with a serious expression, "This statement is made by people who want to gamble. Who went all over China to investigate? " ? Or listen to other people's nonsense? No investigation, no right to speak! If you want to gamble, don't look around for reasons! You are just students, and your only task is to study, so don't get into contact with these bad habits too early, and ask your parents to be your role models at home! "
"(Mandarin) That's right. Those adults gamble all day and ignore us. When they asked for money to buy pens and notebooks, they said no, and then there was nothing. " Meng Si said angrily.
"So starting today, I ask my classmates to stay away from gambling, which is a bad thing. Don't touch it at school or at home, or even look at it. Out of sight, out of mind, you won't want to gamble again. " The teacher came to a conclusion. The topic changed: "The students who stayed in the dormitory have also lived for more than a week. I don't know if everyone has adapted to school life? "
"(Mandarin) teacher, teacher, someone in our dormitory cried in the middle of the night last night! Crying so loudly. " Lin Xiao stood up and said.
Wu Liuying and: "Well-yes, everyone is awake, and no one can sleep."
"Do you know who it is? Why are you crying?" The teacher asked.
Liu Mei said with a smile, "(Zhuang Hua) is from another class, not our class. Ask her, she said she wants to go home. "
Meng Si said with a smile, "(Mandarin) Then several people began to cry, and even the next class came to ask."
Wang San also smiled and said, "(Mandarin) We didn't sleep last night."
"Oh. "By the way," the teacher asked, "what happened to you last night? Why are your names posted on the blackboard early in the morning?
Is it? "
Zhang Yi got up and patted Li Er in the front seat: "It's him. He said that his mother made a bottle of Chili sauce, which was delicious and made everyone want to eat it. "
"(argue irrationally) blame me again, and you are not greedy." Li Er refuses to accept.
Wang said: "(Putonghua) Everyone got up and scrambled to eat, and it was noisy. Students in the second and third grades came to knock on the door, and someone in our class went back and stayed overnight. "
It was noisy at that time, but then the teacher came in and wrote down our names, which was written this morning. "
You!' The teacher was in distress situation. "Why are you still like some three-year-old children? Middle school students haven't realized yet! What about the female classmates,
Although some of them have never left their parents since childhood, you will begin to learn to be independent when you grow up. People can't hide behind their parents all their lives, so you will never grow up. And male students, you have no concept of time, you can't tell day from night, and you don't rest when you should rest, which also affects other students' rest. This is too inappropriate, so pay attention to it in the future. "
"Oh-"the whole class answered.
The teacher concluded: "I hope everyone can adapt to junior high school life as soon as possible and make their thoughts and behaviors consistent with the daily behavior norms of middle school students, and the sooner the better."
Become a qualified middle school student. "
"Thank you, teacher!"
When the bell rings,
"The class meeting is over here!" The teacher picked up the handout, and everyone stood up. The class was over. The teacher went out.
(3) Class time
Li Er slapped Zhang Yi with a book: "(Zhuang Hua) said I said I!"
Zhang Yi hit back: "(Zhuang Hua) You brought it, who are you talking about?"
When they got up, Li Er chased after Zhang Yi: "(Arguing irrationally) I called you greedy!" Leave the back door.
Wang San smiled at the back and followed.
Go to the back and whisper to Lin Xin: "(Zhuang Hua) I have two dollars!"
Lin Xiaohuan shouted: "(Zhuang Hua) Wow, treat, treat!"
When the two men walked to the back door, Lin turned to greet Meng Siwu: "(Zhuang Hua) Come on, someone will treat you!" Go down.
Meng Si pulled May 6th up and said, "(Zhuang Hua) What shall we do? Don't wait for me? I have a share! "
(end of the play)
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