Classical Chinese funny epitaph

1. What humorous epitaphs are there? Epitaph is a way of mourning in ancient China.

When the deceased was buried, he was carved on a stone and buried in front of the grave. With the changes of the times, writing epitaphs seems to be out of fashion in China.

However, in today's network age, with the continuous prosperity of network culture and network language, many humorous people in the network also have network epitaphs, and many classic humorous modern epitaphs have appeared in the network. 1, welcome, please knock.

2. I am dead and have something to burn. 3. I am dead, and you still bother me! If I am short of three, I am short of you.

5. Welcome, Surface Man. 6. I'm not dead. Do you believe me? 7, I finally died ... 8, who will accompany me 9, come on ... 10, I used to be like you, and one day you will be like me.

1 1, you can finally lose 80% of the water in your body and become thinner! 12, an impartial property seizure officer, this time by himself. 13, people-oriented here! 14. My blog user name is * * * and my password is * * * *. Please help me to update ... 15. Thank you for coming to see me. I will definitely visit you tonight 12. Thank you.

16, am I in the wrong place? Hmm? Thank you for coming to see me. I will come to see you from time to time. 18, let's do this first ... 19, the people who love me and the people I love, I finally left, and your troubles disappeared with me, right? 20. We don't accept gifts this year, but only RMB.

2 1, since you are here, I think you should know about the underworld again! 22. I don't want to be awake but awake, I want to be confused but not confused! 23. Small things arouse the soul, and big things dig the grave. 24, sample, you have to pay the toll ... 25, life is like irrigation, excessive irrigation will be banned. If you live too long, you will sleep here. If you are banned, come and irrigate.

It's okay now. It's my turn to get up. You lie down. 27. Respond to the call and advocate cremation! 28, the following is really good! 29. I spent my whole life filling people's cavities, and now I have to fill this grave myself.

If possible, please wake me up ... 3 1, I have been to this world ... 32, don't stare at my house, you will have one! 33. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts 34. Hell is the most beautiful. The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!" " "35. I will wait for you one day! Brothers, I'm leaving first! Reverend, help me revive. Thank you. The coordinates are: * * * 37. Life is a bowl of spinach soup. Do not hesitate. Come on in! 38. In my life, I have wronged many people, and many people have wronged me.

I'm sorry that people can come here to humiliate me; Sorry, my people can come here to commemorate me. If you really miss me, come down with me ... 40. Haha, I'm coming! ! ! 4 1, please don't disturb while sleeping! 42. People who see this line follow me! 43. Epitaph of Shennong: Damn it! This grass is poisonous! 44. I don't live here 45. Accompany chatting and provide on-site service at night.

46. Stay away from nuclear pollution areas. 47. There is no 300 taels of silver here. I'm lying to you ... 48. I live below. Come and talk sometime? I didn't move, don't worry! 49. Hello, I'm sorry I won't stand up ... 50. When you see this line clearly: You stepped on me. 5 1. Thank you * * * for solving my housing problem! 52. If you are not nice to me, I'm sorry to send you away ... 53. This person can't irrigate any more ... 54. Don't miss it when passing by. Come in and have a rest ... 55. Let the thoughts be destroyed from now on, and the disaster will never reappear. When love becomes so real, the soul disappears in the three realms.

56. Publish illegal information and ban it permanently! 57. Be kind when you are a ghost. This is the last pit I dug (warning the digger). I was alive before, and now I'm dead! 60. Call me if you need anything. Mobile phone number130 * * * * * *, or add my QQ number: * * * * 61,and the advertising space is waiting (100cm x 300cm) 62. The tomb you visited.

Ah, I finally know the biggest secret of mankind! Too bad I can't tell you! 64. Please don't spit, shit or pee here. If you need it urgently, you can go to the 29th floor next to you to sweep the grave.

65. Want to see a ghost? Right behind you. 66. I am wronged ... 67. Some people are dead and he is still alive-me; Some people are still alive, but he is dead-he killed my vet.

68, waiting for you ... 69, why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive, and you will sleep after you die. Please help me clean the yard, thank you! I will give you a dream.

7 1, how did I die? 72. Don't steal my sacrifice! Give me a smile, or ... shall I give you a smile? 74. I finally don't have to cry. 75. I am reincarnated in the United States, and my phone number has not been set. Email: * * * @ * * * 76. Gene recombination is in progress, please wait ... 20 years 77. Has anyone called cf? Remember to call me ... 78. I came to this world, looked around, was dissatisfied, and went back.

79. Well, the space is so small that it is difficult to turn over. 80, provide whipping service once 100! 8 1, I used to be a fat man, and now I'm as thin as all the people lying down! 82, Wangpu transfer, the price is negotiable.

83. I started with words and missed three years; After practicing martial arts, the tinker made an arrow, and the drums were deafening, one after another; I studied medicine and achieved something. Write a prescription, eat it and die.

Although I haven't paid back the money I owe you, this is my last home! ! 85. It is forbidden to urinate here, otherwise the tools will be confiscated. There is nothing to miss in the world ... so I left ... 87. I think I can save it again! Please don't dig! ! 89. xxx comes here to visit ... I sometimes go out for a walk ... 9 1, one bedroom, seeking sharing, negotiable.

92. What are you looking at? Say your opinion to your face! 93. Come naked and walk naked without taking a coin. 94. Touch the bones to tell fortune ... 95. It's boring to wake up, boring to sleep, boring to be born, and boring to die. 96. Please tap on the tablet and leave a message after the beep.

97. I will see all kinds of things in the world here without a ripple in my heart. 98. The paradise here is beautiful, but let me enjoy it alone ... 99. I advise the above people not to drive a BMW again. I only drove it once and lay here ... 100. I spilled it all over the floor, dust to dust, dirt to dust.

The epitaph can be written so lightly.

2. Superfun world celebrity classic epitaph 65438+ German mathematician Rudolph spent his life calculating pi to 35 decimal places, which was the most accurate value in the world at that time.

On his tombstone is written: "π = 3.141592686" 37, 22, 35, R.I.P "American movie star Marilyn? Many people don't understand the meaning of Monroe's epitaph, and the mystery is finally solved by Monroe Research Association. These three numbers are the inches of Monroe's bust, waist circumference and hip circumference, which means sleeping here in abbreviation.

The greatest hobby of the deceased before his death was to love beauty. She used numbers to record her favorite figure permanently. The epitaph of the English poet Shelley is a poem in Shakespeare's Blizzard: "He didn't disappear anything, but he felt the change of the sea and became a rich and rare treasure."

Nie Er is a famous composer in China. His epitaph quoted a poem by the French poet Colato: "My ears are like shells, and I miss the sound of the sea." The epitaph of Irish poet Ye Zhi is the last seventeen words of a poem he wrote on the eve of his death: "Look at life and death coldly, and knights will pass by."

The epitaph of the great writer Bernard Shaw said, "I always knew that this kind of thing would happen no matter how long I lived." The epitaph of Hemingway, a great writer: "Forgive me for not getting up!" What kind of language can praise any painter better than the words appearing on the tombstone of Italian painter Raphael: "If you are alive, you are naturally afraid that he will surpass his own works;" It's dead, I'm afraid it's dead. "

The epitaph of French writer Stendhal is simple: "Henry of Milan? Bell sleeps here. He used to live, write and fall in love. "

Voltaire, the author of Philosophical Correspondence and epic Henry V, naturally occupies a seat in the Pantheon dedicated to burying great men, and is known as "a poet, historian and philosopher. He expanded the human spirit and made him understand that it should be free." The epitaph of aristophanes, the "father of comedy" in ancient Greece, was written by the philosopher Plato: "Melody was looking for an immortal palace and finally found it in Fu Ling, aristophanes."

The epitaph of Diao Fandu, a great mathematician in ancient Greece: "Passers-by, Diao Fandu's ashes are buried here. The following figures can tell you how long his life span is. One sixth of his life was a happy childhood.

In the twelfth part of his life, he had a sparse beard on his cheek. In this way, after a seventh of his life, he got married.

Five years after marriage, he had his first child and felt very happy. But fate gave the child a glorious life in the world, only half of his father's.

Since the death of his son, he has lived in deep sorrow for four years, ending his earthly career. Jefferson was one of the three great men in America and the third president of the United States.

His tombstone inscription was written by himself: "The drafter of the American Declaration of Independence, the author of the Virginia Religious Freedom Act, and the father of the University of Virginia." Rousseau: "Those who sleep here are people who love nature and truth."

Mark? Twain: "He observed the changes in the world, but he told the truth of the world." Beethoven: "He always treats all people with his kindness."

Feng Yuxiang: "civilian life, civilian life, do not talk about beauty, do not talk about broadness. Only for the people, only for the country.

Old ambition is unremitting, honest and clumsy. This will never change, and I will fight Japan to the death.

Try my best, I wrote, I said, grit your teeth and I am who I am. Work hard, that's right. "The US Air Force awarded milovic the Purple Heart Medal in recognition of his heroic performance in the Vietnam War.

Later, it was discovered that he was gay and was expelled from the army. Its epitaph reads: "When I was in the army, they gave me a medal for killing two people, but they gave me a medal for loving someone."

Pushkin: "Pushkin and his young muse are buried here, and love and laziness have lived a happy life together;" He hasn't done anything good, but he is really a good man at heart. " Before he died, Newton said, "I'm just a child picking up shells at the seaside." "

However, it is quite interesting that the tombstone of this great British scientist reads: "The dead should celebrate themselves, because human beings have produced such great decorations." Hideki Noguchi, a Japanese physician, worked and lived in the United States for a long time.

In order to explore the source of yellow fever that ravaged Africa, he became famous and decided to go deep into the epidemic area himself, and eventually died in the line of duty. On the bronze tombstone of his cemetery in Uzdren, new york, the inscription reads: "Born in Daocheng, Japan, died in Godox, Africa, devoted to science, lived for science, and died for science."

The physicist Boltzmann discovered the statistical explanation of the second law of thermodynamics before his death, and his tombstone only wrote the formula "S = KlnΩ" he found. Shakespeare, the great English poet, cherished his body and the haunted house. Doesn't seem to be under the famous Egyptian Pharaoh. On Pharaoh Kuff's tombstone, there is a terrible spell: "No matter who disturbs Pharaoh's peace, the hope of death will fall on his head."

Shakespeare's epitaph is said to have been written by himself: "For Jesus' sake, good friend, don't dig a coffin under this loess;" "Those who let me rest in peace will be blessed by God, and those who touch my bones will be cursed by the undead." The tombstone of Franklin, an American scientist who once "captured" lightning in the sky, is engraved with "Franklin the printer".

He will never forget it until his death, and he is proud of being a printer when he was young.

3. Superclassic epitaph of world celebrities The monument of the famous mathematician Chen Jingrun was built in recent years. The shape of the tablet is the superposition of Arabic numerals "1" and "2", which symbolizes the great breakthrough of Chen Jingrun (1+2) in the study of Goldbach's conjecture. On the black stone tablet of the base, the "Chen Theorem" named by the international mathematics community is engraved.

Qi Gong, a famous calligrapher in China and a famous professor at Beijing Normal University, wrote a humorous and unforgettable epitaph at the age of 66: "Middle school student, associate professor. Bo is not good, but he is not an expert.

Although famous, it is not enough. Neither high nor low.

Paralyzed to the "left" and sent to the "right". The face is slightly round and the skin is not thick.

When the wife dies, there is no queen. The loss is fresh, but the illness remains the same.

Sixty-six, not longevity. Babaoshan, getting together.

In my life, I said I was ugly. The body stinks with the name. "

The tombstone of Rousseau, a famous French thinker, is engraved with his own inscription: "He who sleeps here is a person who loves nature and truth." Bernard Shaw, a contemporary English writer, thinks that death is as natural as a fallen leaf.

He lived to be 94 years old, and the tombstone humorously wrote, "I always knew that no matter how long I lived, this kind of thing would happen." The epitaph of Hemingway, an American writer who won the Nobel Prize in Literature, is simple and sad: "Forgive me for not getting up!" " 1873, the Englishman Hincks calculated the π value to 707 decimal places by the method of infinite series.

This book almost consumed his life's time and energy, and later generations admired his spirit of pursuing science and perseverance. 707 digits after π decimal point are engraved on his tombstone to commemorate his contribution.

The tombstone of maclaurin, a great British mathematician, is engraved with the words "recommended by Newton", which profoundly expresses his infinite admiration and sincere love for discovering and cultivating his own "Bole"-Newton. The epitaph of American movie star Marilyn Monroe is "37, 22, 35, RI. P ",seemingly simple, left a mystery, which was finally solved by the Monroe Research Association: three numbers are inches around Monroe's chest, waist and buttocks, indicating the love of beauty of the deceased before his death.

Two generations of love (1209-1285), formerly known as Hoga Nasreddin, was born in Turkey and is a theologian who is proficient in Islam. He told countless vivid stories and jokes in his life, which were widely circulated in Central Asia, Arabia and China.

Two generations are knowledgeable, wise, honest and humorous. In China, it can be said that he is synonymous with wisdom and humor.

Two generations of love died on 1285 at the age of 76. There is a gate in front of his grave, and there are many locks on it that can't be opened. On the rock next to the door, there is a passage he said before his death: the door is closed for my friend, but it is open for my enemy for two generations. He always reminds friends who cherish their lives to live well in the world; And the keys and weapons are in your own hands. Once the door of battle is opened, you will become the grave digger of the enemy. This inscription is full of philosophy and sense of justice, with strong contrast and clear love and hate.

Newton Newton (1642- 1727), a famous British scientist and poet, was the founder of the law of universal gravitation. Newton died in Kensington, not far from London, late at night on March 20th, 727.

Before he died, he told the man who could write an epitaph that only one sentence would be engraved on his tombstone: isaac newton, a child who picked up shells at the seaside. As a master of science, Newton's outstanding talents and contributions in many aspects are unparalleled.

But he has always been very open-minded, repeatedly stressing that he sees farther than these giants because he "stands on the shoulders of giants". He didn't intend to eulogize himself at all.

A simple inscription shows the noble virtues and lofty ideals of the master. After his death, people held a grand funeral for him and buried him in the cemetery of Westminster Abbey, where famous politicians, scholars, artists, marshals and admirals in English history were buried.

Newton was the first natural scientist to win the honor of state funeral in human history. Franklin Franklin (1707— 1790), an American bourgeois democratic revolutionary, an outstanding politician and scientist, made outstanding contributions to the American War of Independence and human electrical science.

Franklin has two tombstones, both in Philadelphia. The first tombstone was erected when he died. The inscription reads: Benjamin Franklin, a printer. The crowd erected a second tombstone for him. The inscription reads: lightning from the sky, civil rights from the tyrant. The first inscription directly shows his origin. People don't despise his humble position, but are proud of him. Their feelings are beyond words.

The second inscription contains two brilliant careers in his life. "Getting lightning from the sky" means that he experimented with lightning.

Franklin once used a metal wire to lead lightning to a copper key in a thunderous field, and risked his life to put his finger close to the copper key. Sparks immediately flashed between the two, which finally proved that lightning is electricity. Then the lightning rod was invented.

This great adventurous spirit dedicated to science will go down in history forever! "Obtaining civil rights from tyrants" means that he joined the American War of Independence and participated in drafting the Declaration of Independence. After the independence of the United States, it negotiated with France and Britain on behalf of the United States and established the independent status of thirteen States in North America. He struggled for national independence and democracy all his life and won the respect of people all over the world. The American people should build a monument for him.

Dumas Dumas (1824—— 1895), a French writer and son of Dumas, is famous for La Traviata. After his death, he was buried in Montmartre cemetery near Paris.

Coincidentally, the tomb is also engraved with the epitaph that Dumas wrote for himself before his death: live and die. I was born again, especially death.

There is a time limit for life and an indefinite time limit for death. The inscription is quite like a philosophical poem, profound and mysterious, and a bit like China's Zen flavor. It reveals Dumas' serious thinking about life and death before his death. "Death is infinite", and death is another kind of human life, which shows Dumas' view of life and death.

Song Jiaoren and Song Jiao Ren (1882— 19 13), a modern democratic revolutionary, participated in the establishment of the China League and opposed Yuan Shikai's autocracy. 1965438+On the evening of March 20th, 2003, he was shot by a killer set by Yuan Shikai's confidant Zhao Bingjun. He was only 3 1 year old and was buried in Zhabei Park, Shanghai.

Mr. Yu Youren, a veteran of the Kuomintang, wrote a brief and powerful four-word inscription for his tombstone: The death of Mr. Wang is cherished by the world, and the trip of Mr. Wang is well known by the world. Why should I remember it? For straight pen? Straight pen killing; For music? Qu Bitian

The funny epitaph of Joke Daquan was written by literary friend Mr. Li. Epitaph is that some people confess their feelings to others before they die, and then carve some words on the tombstone to express their feelings. The following is a funny version: 1, why did they emigrate before their death and naturally after their death?

You can look down on me, but you can't despise me. Angry, I will look down on you tonight! 3. It's not that I don't talk, but I realize: 32313353236313313635333e3e78988e 698331333966665 Silence is.

4. Tonight, let's video chat, shall we? Tonight, let's go to the willow tip on the moon, about after dusk, shall we? 6, don't do anything wrong before you die, and you are not afraid of knocking on the tablet after you die! 7. Don't be too loud! Wake me up at your own risk! 8. Handsome men and beautiful women, please make a detour! I will fall in love at first sight! 9. Friend, I can't talk to you for some reason. Excuse me! 10, are you a doctor? Can I make it right? 1 1, hey … I finally don't have to go to work! Thank you for coming! If possible, you must pay a return visit! 13, are you here to look at the house? It's so nice here! No water and electricity, no mortgage, it is the ultimate home purchase! 14, make friends all over the world! Interested parties leave your address, telephone number, etc.

So as to contact from time to time! 15, friend, be happy! Sooner or later, we will meet. I'm leaving first! 16, lying like this all the time may be bad for blood circulation. Should you stand up and walk? 17, do you like being my neighbor? There is a room next to it! 19, friend, as a last resort, please don't live in this house, there is no toilet, kitchen and QQ ...! 20, sorry! * *, I haven't paid back the money I owe you. Did I bring it to you myself tonight? Or transfer money? 2 1, friend, a change of environment is actually quite good! 22, this world, there is no brokenhearted, no setbacks, good law and order, will not die again ... 23, friend, I am used to the quiet here, so I won't go back with you! Honey, you used to call me too fat. Now I'm covered in bones. Do you like me? 25. Marriage: I am physically strong, skinny and angular. Like quiet, don't argue with others, don't talk back, don't fight back, and have excellent cultivation. Interested parties come down and apply as soon as possible! 26. Is my tombstone beautiful? Is the design excellent? If I can provide some reference for your future, I am very happy! 27. Do bosses want to hire bodyguards? I think if I can stand by your side day and night as a bodyguard, the effect should be very good! 28. The environment here is very quiet and beautiful. You don't have to be jealous or impatient. I think you can have it if you want! 29, maybe I said too much before, and now I'm trying to be silent.

30, you talk to me now, I won't answer you. It's not that I can't answer The question is, if I answer, will you break your leg 3 1, since then, I have lost my job! 32. Lie down when you come.

33, don't say anything, I have gone to work underground! 34. Actually, I also work. It's just that most of you work the day shift, and we only work the night shift.

35. It's none of my business to buy train tickets in Spring Festival travel rush! It doesn't matter who hosts what program is on the Spring Festival Evening. 37. Don't worry! We have no yellow cattle, Sudan red, milk powder and melamine here! 38. I stop talking, not that I can't talk.

It's because no matter how much I say, it's nonsense! Don't fall in love with me and I won't fall in love with you. Because, if we get married, our descendants will be people who are not like people and ghosts.

I can finally save some food, water, electricity and housing for the earth! 4 1. Better rest in peace than sigh. 42. You go your sunny road and I will go my Naihe Bridge.

You can die in any country, but you can't die in Japan, because it's called a Japanese devil. 45, brother, don't be so awesome, okay? Haven't you woken up after what I did? Actually, we don't want you to come down either.

More people coming down will also affect our house prices, prices and employment ...! 47. People are honest at this time. 48, come down, ladies first! 49. Right and wrong are only for talking more-so we don't talk; All troubles come from strength-so we don't show our faces.

50. Once you lie down, you will hate forever, and turning back is a bone. 5 1, water flows downwards and people go' here'.

52. People eat dirt for a generation, and dirt eats people once. 53. No matter black, white and yellow people, they are all bone people in the end.

54. If it weren't for a pile of cold bones, how could it be full of flowers? 55. If you lose weight repeatedly, please try my method! 56. You are looking around and say: Look around; I looked around and said, sneaking around.

How unfair! 57. Who wants to hire someone? I'm a ghost! 58. Friend, is there anything you need to consult? I have many ideas! 59, I just know, sleep before death is training to die. 60, why not afraid of insomnia before death, not afraid of being unable to sleep after death.

6 1, life is not a hero, death is a ghost. Don't be afraid, my friend. I will take care of you when you come! Maybe I'll pick you up as soon as I'm happy tonight! 62. Want to grow taller? Come down! Isn't there a saying: National People's Congress! 63, it is said that people are haunted. How about a joke? 64. The difference between life and death is actually only: a static state and a dynamic state; One can be ground into powder and the other can't; One can be put in a jar, and the other can't.

65. I am your future ... 66. Our world is very good-at least history proves that people who have been here are reluctant to go back.

67. You like the Spring Festival, and we like Tomb-Sweeping Day. 68, a lifetime, a box of ashes.

Relatively speaking, it is much more convenient for you to find me at this time. Usually, I'm here.

70. People should be human and ghosts should be talented. 7 1, my friend, don't stare at my tombstone so closely, okay? Look at your heart. How about I stay by your side and stare at you tonight? 72. As the owner has been reborn, we hereby transfer the house. Interested parties please contact us as soon as possible, or come to discuss! 73. Fugitive, come down quickly, it's safe here! 74. Born great, lie down and die.

75, now I'm calm enough! Cold and quiet. 76. Friend, take a walk while you are still alive! Everyone, it's no use being afraid, you will come back sooner or later! 78, here, although not your home, but it is your home! There are some things you can refuse, but there are some things you can't escape-like me now.

80, how many intrigues, how many intrigues. Finally call it a day! 8 1, whether man conquered the earth or the earth conquered it.

5. Requisition of hilarious laughter, epitaph 1. Thank * * * for solving the housing problem for me!

2. One bedroom, seeking sharing, negotiable.

3. Little things arouse the soul, but big things dig the grave.

4. Publish illegal information and permanently block it! Provided by GCD

I think I can save it!

6. I was buried alive! Hey!

7. Rent advertising space

8. Provide whipping service once 100!

9. I started with words and missed three years; After practicing martial arts, the tinker made an arrow, and the drums were deafening, one after another; I studied medicine and achieved something. Write a prescription, eat it and die.

10. In the process of gene recombination, please wait for ... twenty years.

1 1. I was born in China and buried in China. Misfortunes never come singly!

12. Challenge Hades to form a team! (online games)

13. Reverend, help me resurrect. Thank you. Coordinate X: Y: (online game)

14. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

15. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

16. Give me a smile, or ... I'll give you a smile?

17. Epitaph of Shennong: Holy shit! This grass is poisonous.

18. This is the last pit I dug (warning the digger).

19. Touch the bones to tell fortune

20. Accompany chatting and provide night-time door-to-door service.