True or False Tang Priest-Fantasy 16

Three people are fighting the landlord. Fahai is bald and has a note on his head. Wukong was naked, with yellow hair, and Friar Sand was unlucky with notes all over his face. Bajie squatted behind the sand monk and watched them play cards.

Fahai: Five.

Wukong: Yes, seven.

Friar Sand: Yes.

Fahai: I can't afford it.

Wukong: Yes.

Friar Sand: A three.

Fahai (calmly): Four points.

Wukong (flustered): Lao Sha, are you stupid? We're a team, you know?

Friar Sand: Sorry, Brother. I also checked the cards.

Wukong pointed to the sand monk: Brother, is your head really full of sand? Hmm? You know we're on the same team, but you hit me with two. Do you think I lost less?

Fahai: Great Sage, we are just entertaining. Don't be angry. Play your cards, Great Sage.

Wukong: You can't play this card. There is no tacit understanding at all. Does Bajie want you to play?

Bajie: Big Brother, I really have no money.

Wukong: Why don't you go and get some from the master?

Bajie: Big Brother, is this ... bad? The owner's money ... we almost stole it. If we steal it again, all we have is underwear.

Fahai: OK, let's take a break and stop playing. I will buy you a drink.

Wukong: No, I'm going up. Bajie, you and Lao Sha go and get Master's cassock and ask the land for some money. Today, we invite Master Fahai for a drink. Go ahead and stop dawdling.

Friar Sand: Second Brother, Big Brother is right. We can't keep asking Master Fahai to spend money.

Second, the Flame Mountain Day

The hot sun is in the sky and there is no wind. The Tang Priest slept soundly in a golden circle on the ground. Bajie and Friar Sand tiptoed in the package. On the ground, steamed bread, Zijin alms bowl, scriptures and other things were scattered from the parcel, and finally Master's cassock was found.

When they packed their things and went back, Tang Priest woke up leisurely, rubbed his eyes and asked them.

Tang Priest: What are you doing?

Friar Sand: Teacher ... Teacher. ...

Bajie: Master, are you awake? We're looking for the Bible. Go back to sleep, good boy. I'll give you candy later. Go back to sleep, good boy.

Tang Priest: Oh ~ Oh ~ I wish I had sugar to eat. Go, go, I won't sleep, I want to eat sugar.

Bajie: No sleep, no sugar.

Tang Priest: Well ... well, I'm going to bed, so don't lie to me.

The Tang Priest fell down, and in less than half a minute, he snored like thunder.

Pig and Friar Sand took the cassock and talked as they walked.

Bajie: When will our master be stupid? I think in a few days, even we will forget.

Friar Sand: Second brother, you are right. I think the master's IQ is only seven or eight years old now.

Bajie: It's his own fault. He has more than he can chew. He fell from such a high cliff, and his fortune-telling became very severe before he died. Alas, I thought my old pig was reincarnated as Marshal Tian Peng, but I didn't expect to send a fool to the west. Dude, this is not the way.

Friar Sand: We just left. What can we do in the future? Why not ask big brother later?

Bajie: That's the idea.

Third, the flaming mountain, evening

Wukong, Bajie, Friar Sand and Fahai all blushed, and Bajie took off his frock to show his fat. Wukong has a chicken leg and a wine glass.

Wukong: Monk, I spent your money again, but don't worry, when we come back from the Western Heaven, we will definitely let you go to your Jinshan Temple to rebuild your golden body.

Fahai: Great Sage, what are you talking about? I really admire you. Hey, the Monkey King, Tian Pengyuan Shuai and the general in confinement are all famous. Who knows all over the world? I have been studying Buddhism in Fahai for decades. Only you are the real Buddha. It is my blessing to be friends with them. Come on, let's get started.

Several people pushed a cup for a change and drank the wine in their hands. Fahai also filled the other three people with wine.

Bajie: Master Fahai, that's very kind of you. We are all brothers. Don't be so polite.

Friar Sand: Second brother is right.

Wukong: No fame. Thanks to friends from all walks of life.

Fahai: Ha, I didn't expect several Buddhists to be so polite. They are not only good, but also so low-key. I admire them.

Fourth, the flaming mountain, late at night

The bonfire will not burn, the desert is chilly at night, and an orange moon hangs in the dark night sky. Bajie Wukong was lying on his luggage, and Friar Sand stood guard not far away.

Bajie: Big Brother, are you asleep?

Wukong: No. Idiot.

Bajie: Brother, let me tell you something. On second thought, I think I should tell you. Do not hit me. I did it for our own good.

Wukong: Come on, be a mother-in-law.

Bajie: Hey, big brother, what do you think we are going to learn from the scriptures for?

Wukong: Why do you suddenly talk about this?

Bajie: Big Brother, others don't know. In fact, we all know. I think Fu Shuo, a French marine, was right today. It's just that a few of us think that there was a number one fairy in heaven and earth. Who would have fallen into this situation if it hadn't broken the dogma? Far away, it's big brother you, who has changed seventy-two times from heaven to earth and has not fallen into reincarnation. It depends on your face when the jade emperor is angry. I think my old pig is in charge of hundreds of heavenly soldiers, and it is also very idle. Teacher Sha used to be a red man around the Queen Mother. ...

Wukong: What are you trying to say?

Bajie: Big Brother, I'm not afraid of you being angry, so I'll be straight with you. It's true that the master is kind to us, but now, when I took the cassock with Brother Sha today, I told him that the master's IQ would be seven or eight years old. I don't think we will know each other in a few days. The good golden cicada became an idiot. Let's become famous people, protect an idiot with amnesia and go to the west to spread it. What face?

Wukong: I've been thinking about it these days. It's all my fault that Master waited for us to serve you honestly, and I still have to beg for alms. Hey.

Bajie: I'm not going to break up. The key is that the master can go to screamo temple in this state.

Wukong was silent for a while and said, What do you think?

Bajie: You are the eldest brother and have many ideas. Brother Sha and I have no good ideas.

Wukong: Go and get Lao Sha, and we'll study it.

Bajie got up and whistled. Soon, Friar Sand came running.

Friar Sand: Second brother, did you call me?

Wukong: Brother Sha, how is Master?

Friar Sand: I slept soundly. Changed diapers several times.

Wukong: Hmm. Bajie, you are right. The master broke his brain. Such a master, when he went to the west, didn't say that we had a hard time, only said that we were responsible for poor protection, and none of us could get away with it.

Friar Sand: Huh? then what I don't want to go back to the quicksand river to suffer. Dude, do something.

Five, the flame mountain late at night

Fahai turned into a scorpion, quietly climbed to a place not far from a few people, and found a sand pile to hide.

Six, the flame mountain late at night

Wukong: I don't want to go back to Wuzhishan either. At this point, it is not poison. Brothers, I have an idea.

Bajie: Brother, you say, we are listening.

Wukong: But, in any case, nobody can say for sure tonight.

Friar Sand: I see.

Wukong: We guarantee that everyone, Master, has become a fool. Why don't we ... (Wukong makes a gesture of exchange)

Friar Sand: I don't understand.

Bajie: Junior brother, you are so stupid. Master elder brother means, change the master.

Wukong: Keep your voice down. I don't want to change it. I want to find someone to replace me for the time being, and then we will find a doctor along the way, and we will change it back when the master is well. what do you think?

Bajie: What if Master can't cure it all the time?

Wukong: You deserve it. If it can't be cured, we have done our best.

Friar Sand: It's not ... a little ... that's ... not good?

Bajie: What's good? I think it's good.

Friar Sand: So … where can I find the right person?

Wukong: It's far away, just in front of you.

Wukong said, reached a finger and blew a air billow along his finger. Fahai, which changed from a scorpion, appeared in front of everyone.

Wukong: Master Fahai, stop hiding and come out.

Scorpion becomes Fahai.

Fahai: Guys, I didn't mean to eavesdrop. I came out to pee ...

Wukong: Fahai, don't say anything. Everybody knows that. I won't tell you what purpose you came to Flame Mountain from Wan Li West Lake. I don't want to expose it, but you have your purpose and we also have our ideas. You too, everyone.

Fahai: I really appreciate a few. ...

Wukong waved his hand: Haha, I see.

Fahai blushed, but fortunately, the night was deep and no one found it.

Wukong: You heard what we just said. I don't want to repeat it, master. If you promise, we'll guarantee you to go to the Buddhist paradise, and you'll become a golden body and a fruit. If not, it doesn't matter. You see ...

Wukong conjured a golden hoop in his hand, threw it on the ground and stood in the desert.

Wukong: In order not to let you tell our secret, I can't guarantee that you can go back to Jinshan Temple.

Fahai knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing: Great Sage, forgive me! If this is discovered, the old monk's life will be lost.

Wukong: Don't worry about that. Don't worry. No one will notice you. Besides, you look serious. No one else will see it.

Seven. Flame mountain, sun

Put on Tang Priest's clothes, put on Tang Priest's cassock, take Tang Priest's mord, and ride on Bai, with Pig leading the horse, Wukong leading the way, and Friar Sand carrying the burden.

Bajie: Don't tell me, Zen master, you really look like a master.

Wukong: I told you, no one can say. It's been two days since I left here. I thought nothing happened.

Fahai: I still rely on a few people to take care of me.

Wukong: It's a bit windy today. Find a place to rest for a while and let the master come out. It's time to pee your pants later.

Eight, somewhere in the desert of Flame Mountain Oasis Day

The sand monk went to release the horse, and Bajie sat under a big tree to rest. Wukong conjured a silly Tang priest from the box.

Fahai ran to the distance to pee.

Tang Priest is asking Bajie for candy. Bajie took a lollipop out of his pocket and handed it to Tang Priest.

Bajie: Actually, big brother, others don't know, but I can probably know.

Wukong: What do you know?

Bajie: I told you not to get angry. In fact, you can't stand our master's spells, can you?

Wukong: Idiot, to be honest, people who know too much usually don't live long.

Bajie: Hehe, hehe ~

There was a demon wind blowing in Pinggeography, and Wukong said, there is a demon! The demon wind blew up the yellow sand, and Wukong said, protect master!

Bajie: Protect ... which master?

Wukong: Idiot! Protect everyone!

Bajie shouldered the rake: Dear, I used to be a fool to protect everyone, but now there is another one!

No one can be seen in the demon wind like a sandstorm. Sharp heard a loud bang, luggage flying and trees uprooted. Wukong grabbed the Tang Priest and flew into the air. Bajie screamed in the sand. After a quarter of an hour, the wind finally dispersed.

Bajie: What kind of monster is this? So powerful? My ears are full of sand.

Wukong and Tang Priest returned to the ground from mid-air. Tang Priest was still giggling and found Fahai gone.

Wukong: Idiot, where's the Zen master?

Pig looked around and said, Shit, it's gone. It was here just now.

Wukong: Watch Master. I will save fahai.

With that, Wukong flew into the air, opened his eyes, and flew in the direction where the sand had just left.

Nine, Yuelai Inn, Day

Yuelai Inn, located in a peach blossom forest in the desert, is the only inn in Fiona Fang. The devil's wind and Fahai entered the inn from the roof. Wukong followed the demon wind to the outside of the inn, turned around, turned into a fly, flew in through the window and landed on the beam.

In the lobby of the hotel, Fahai was tied up and thrown on the ground. There is also a very huge stove on the ground, with a roast sheep on it. Near the northwest corner, there is a huge wooden shelf with chains hanging on it, and there are whips, iron bars and other items on the table next to it.

The blue curtain behind the counter was lifted, and Chun30 Niangs came out with her bare chest shaking her fan, followed by two little demons with red hair and ghost face.

Chunsanniang: Cuff him.

The two children agreed, took the French kelp to the broken shelf in the west and handcuffed him.

Chunsanniang: Wake him up.

A child picked up a bucket of cold water and threw it in Fahai's face. Fahai woke up leisurely.

Fahai: Who are you?

Child A: Monk, open your eyes. Of course we are goblins! Ha ha!

Child b: it won't be long before we roast you and eat you, so that we can live with the world and live forever. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ~

Fahai: Nice try! My apprentice will come to save me soon. Do you know who my apprentice is? The Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qitian.

Chunsanniang: Do you think I'm stupid? I don't want those stupid goblins. I'll sleep with you first, then peel your skin, remove your bones, dry the fat, fry the lean meat, and then make soup with the remaining bones. When the monkey came, you were already eaten by me. Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Come on, little guys, strip him off and wash him first. I'm going to be the bride today. Hahahahahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ Fahai: Uber, you can't. ...

Kid A came over and began to take off Fahai's clothes, three times and two times, and Fahai only took off a pair of underwear. Boy b brought a bucket of water and said, monk, don't struggle. Come on, don't move. I will wash it for you. Actually, you won't lose money. You can be happy again before you die.

Fahai said with a sad face: The queen forgave me, forgave me, I ... I'm not Tang Priest, I'm really not Tang Priest ... Queen, woman, ancestor. ...

Spring 30 Niang pulled out a knife from her lower back and toyed with it: I'm dying. Are you still talking nonsense? I'll cut off your tongue first!

Fahai: You killed me, and the Monkey King came back to save me! Why do you want to make a larger foe?

Chunsanniang: I forgot if you didn't tell me. Ha ha, come on, bring the Monkey King up.

Kid A and Kid B promised and walked to the blue curtain behind the counter. Soon, they tied the Monkey King up.

Fahai: Huh? Isn't that right? The Monkey King is very good. This is fake.

Chunsanniang: Ha, ha, ha, I forgot to tell you that although the Monkey King can do anything from heaven to earth, I'm afraid no one has told you that there is a dead hole in the Monkey King.

Fahai: ... Dead point? is it ...

A demon wind blew in the hall and whirled, and the wind died out. Bai Jingjing stood where he was.

Bai Jingjing: Yes, it's me.

Fahai was white and bloodless: Mrs. Bones, it's you. But listen to me, gentlemen. I'm really not a Tang priest.

Bai Jingjing: You said you weren't the Tang Priest, so who are you?

Fahai: I'm ... I'm the Zen master who presided over Fahai in Jinshan Temple. ...

Bai Jingjing: Don't bluff me. Jinshan Temple is far from here, Wan Li. Who are you kidding?

Fahai: How dare I lie to you now? I am really the Fahai of Jinshan Temple.

Chunsanniang: You monk have been glib since just now, and you haven't told the truth. I think you're making up lies here, right?

Fahai: I really don't lie to you. I'll tell you the truth and everything. I just hope you can forgive me.

Bai Jingjing: Even if what you said is true, I ask you, where is the real Tang Priest?

Fahai: The real Tang Priest ... is now a fool and has lost his memory.

Bai Jingjing: Amnesia? How is that possible?

Fahai: Actually, it's not amnesia, it's poisoning. I poisoned it.

Bai Jingjing raised Bai Gujing's whip and slapped it on Fahai, saying, Hum, the Tang Priest was surrounded by three disciples, thanks to you? Sister, don't talk nonsense with him, steam and eat quickly.

Fahai: No, no, I'm telling the truth. I've been following them for over a month. On that day, Tang Yan insisted on begging for alms by himself and walked to the edge of a cliff. I thought the opportunity came, so I secretly retired Tang Yan from the cliff, but he was reincarnated as a golden cicada and could not die, so I gave him my secret recipe poison. It didn't kill him, but it could make him lose his mind. I did it because I wanted to do it ... I thought ... I wanted to join the Buddhist scriptures team and go to the Western Heaven to worship the Buddha instead of the Tang Priest. ...

Bai Jingjing: You are so poisonous that you can make the tenth golden cicada lose his mind. There must be something, isn't there?

Fahai: If the girl wants it, I can give it away for free. But it's too much trouble to match ...

Bai Jingjing: As you said, the Tang Priest lost his mind and became a fool. I'm afraid no one can save him except Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Fahai: Although Guanyin has magical powers, it can't save the Tang Priest.

Bai Jingjing: Everything is complementary. There must be an antidote to poison.

Fahai: Of course, there is an antidote. Actually, the antidote is hard to say. It's simple. It's just a tear.

Bai Jingjing: Tears?

Fahai: This is not an ordinary tear, but the tears of a demon who has practiced for thousands of years. You can detoxify by mixing this demon's Inner Dan.

Spring 30 Niang haha laughed: I am afraid that your purpose is not just this?

Fahai: Heaven and earth can learn from each other. If I tell half a lie, I will be struck by lightning.

Chunsanniang: Of course I believe you. Haha, come on, please welcome the Great Sage.

A fly flew down from the beam and turned itself into a the Monkey King.

X. Yuelai Inn, Day

The Monkey King to fuels, two people Bai Jingjing snorted, turned to look at him.

Chunsanniang: Great Sage, have we done this well?

The Monkey King: Yes, that's great. Thank you, thirty niang.

Chunsanniang: Don't thank me. Just give me this fahai. I think you'd better thank Jingjing.

Fahai: a great saint ...

The Monkey King blew a breath at the monkey on the ground, and the fake the Monkey King on the ground turned into monkey hair.

The Monkey King: Hey, old Zen master, I thought you were wrong for a long time. I'm sorry for drinking so much.

Fahai: Wukong, I am your master. I lied to them just now.

The Monkey King pulled out a golden hoop, lifted it and hit it. Chunsanniang said, Great Sage, stay with your family.

The gold ring stopped three inches above Fahai's head. Wukong asked: Why?

Chunsanniang: Fahai is an enlightened monk, but he is not a demon. If you kill him, aren't you afraid of your master's spell Don't worry, give me Fahai. I am a demon, and all I do is kill people and steal things. Leave this sin to our sisters.

Eleven, outside the Yuelai Inn, days

The Monkey King was ready to leave with a stick on his shoulder. At this time, the sun is dim, and the wind rolls up the sofa and growls like tears.

Bai Jingjing came out of the inn and called the Monkey King: Monkey.

Wukong stopped and didn't look back: Miss Jingjing, what's your order?

Bai Jingjing: Are you leaving?

Wukong poked the stick on the ground, turned around and punched, and said, I haven't thanked Jingjing for helping me with this play.

Bai Jingjing: Monkey, it's been 500 years. Is it so hard for me to listen to you?

Wukong: I wonder what the girl wants to hear from me?

Bai Jingjing: Say you miss me.

Wukong: Excuse me, I'm the Monkey King. I wouldn't say such a thing.

Bai Jingjing: OK. Then let me ask you, where are you going to find the antidote? Neidan, Millennium Fairy, where are you going to find it in the desert?

Wukong: This girl who is not in prison is in trouble. I have my own way, girl. If there's nothing else, I'll go first.

Bai Jingjing ran over and hugged Wukong: Wukong, as long as you say you miss me and love me, I can give you your master's antidote.

The Monkey King said with a smile, I am the Monkey King. Dan, it's only a thousand years, and it's not hard for me. I am very grateful to Miss Jingjing for her kindness.

Bai Jingjing: Monkey, do I have no place in your heart?

Wukong: Girl, I think you misunderstood me. I am a monk and a monk. I want to teach all beings. My heart is full of sentient beings, not goblins.

Bai Jingjing: You talk nonsense. You obviously can't let Xiao Qi go. I have been chasing you for 500 years. Wouldn't it be better to be a little Taoist who is nothing? You just don't admit that you like me.

Wukong: Yes. You're right. Xiaoqi is irreplaceable in my heart. You will never let me have the slightest affection for you in my life Are you satisfied? Can I go now?

Bai Jingjing's tears came out: Good, good. You finally told the truth. You wait, I'm sure there's a way to make you remember me all the time, and I don't trust you to become a Buddha.

Bai Jingjing suddenly drink 1, the ground suddenly appeared a huge sandstorm, endless bones in the sky. A piece of Xiao killed, brotherhood of the Wolf, bones are thrown at the Monkey King. Soon, the Monkey King was surrounded by the White Ancient Array, and Wukong had no choice but to draw out a stick to resist. Bai Jingjing flew in mid-air, constantly suggesting laws. More bones surrounded Wukong. Under the cover of yellow sand and white bones, Bai Jingjing turned into a gust of wind and flew away.

The Monkey King is still resisting the large array of bones.

12. Sun Flame Mountain Oasis

Bai Jingjing fell from the sky, and the sand monk and Pig Bajie each took their weapons and planned to meet them. Bai Jingjing joined them, waving a white bone whip. After fifty or sixty rounds, the Monkey King appeared in mid-air. Bai Jingjing shook the bones whip, turned it into a large array of bones, and flew to three people again. The Monkey King danced the stick into an umbrella. When it fell to the ground, Bai Jingjing had grabbed the Tang Priest's neck.

Bajie: Fairy, stop!

Wukong: Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing: Monkey, I told you, I want you to remember me all your life. You owe me. I keep my word.

Wukong: Miss Jingjing, why did you do this?

Bai Jingjing: I am a demon. I know I don't deserve the Monkey King's indomitable spirit, but it doesn't matter.

Bai Jingjing: Monkey, I have been chasing you for 500 years. I thought I would forget you. Do you know how I lived here for 500 years? You are a god, you want to become a Buddha, I won't stop you, but I want to hear a word from your heart. Is it so difficult? For 500 years, I can't compare with Xiao Qi. I envy her.

Wukong: Jingjing, I have my own difficulties. You're a good girl. ...

Bai Jingjing: Shut up, I don't want to hear you lie to me. I heard that love has a time limit. I have loved you for 500 years, and I don't know where my time limit is. I can boil so many thoughts into a tear, but I can't make you like it.

Bai Jingjing's tears fell on her face, and then she said, I have been waiting for you for five hundred years, and I can't wait for you any longer. I think I might forget you, you heartless monkey.

Bai Jingjing spits out Inner Dan and feeds it to Tang Priest.

Wukong: Stop it ... (It's too late, Neidan has already entered the Tang Priest's stomach)

Bai Jingjing a soft body and fainted to the ground. Wukong ran two steps, ran over and hugged Bai Jingjing.

Thirteen, Yuelai Inn, Night

Bai Jingjing was lying in bed, unconscious.

On the other bed, there are Chunsanniang and Fahai wrapped in gauze.

Chunsanniang: I, silly sister, was a fool 500 years ago, and he is still a fool 500 years later.

Fahai: I don't understand what's so good about that monkey. Hey.

Spring 30 Niang; You are a monk, you don't understand.

Fahai: Sister, we didn't succeed this time. Monkeys must have stepped up their guard. It seems that eating Tang seng meat needs more efforts.

Chunsanniang: Actually, what can I do if I don't eat Tangseng meat? There are so many troubles in this world that you will live forever. Don't you have to follow your troubles all your life?

Fahai: You women are so sentimental. We will succeed this time. Why did you help that monkey?

Chunsanniang: I'm not helping the monkey, I'm helping Bai Jingjing.

Fahai: Why?

Spring 30 Niang: Pay off the debt.

Fahai: Paying off debts?

Thirty Niangs in Spring: Bai Jingjing saved my life.

Fahai: Amitabha, I didn't expect you to be a sentient and righteous girl.

Chunsanniang: Hahahaha, that's natural. I am not only affectionate and righteous, but also have breasts and legs.

Fahai: Yes, yes, how many heroes died on your chest and legs.

Chunsanniang's inner monologue: But I don't want so many people on me. I just want one person. Why is it so difficult?

Fahai quietly pulled out his dagger and was busy dealing with Chunsanniang, but Chunsanniang obviously didn't find it.

Bai Jingjing leisurely woke up and saw all this in a trance.

(End)