Crosstalk lines in Ying Ning Wang Leyan's "Wronged Interpretation of Three Characters Classic"

You forgive my clumsiness.

A I'm a student.

Student b!

A.

My brother and I are holding hands.

You are also a student.

B I is an animal.

That's even worse!

A student with your mind?

One can't judge a person by his appearance, and the sea water is immeasurable. I have studied.

B yes!

A I also study and give lectures.

B also talked about books?

A: I talked about this three-character classic.

B "Saint Amethyst" is just an outline.

A Isn't that a joke? We must pay attention to the news.

B can you tell the news?

A. there is a mountain.

What's the name of Mount B?

Haven't you read The Amethyst?

B no.

One is called "You Lian Shan".

B there's a saying.

A You haven't been there, have you?

B I haven't been there.

Your father has been there.

My father has been there?

In the twenty-sixth year of Guangxu, he fled there and hid under the mountain.

B Is there such a sentence?

"I have returned to Tibet".

B There is a turtle hiding. Where is Dad hiding? Scold!

There is a place on the left of Jiashan.

B what?

One is called "this square".

B: Mm-hmm.

Two brothers live there.

What are the surnames of both brothers? What's your name?

Uncle's surname is the beginning of life.

Oh!

Master Jia's surname is Ren, and he is called Ren Lun.

Are these brothers? Brothers, why don't you stay next to each other?

One is separated, not together.

B What did you split up for?

Uncle A is an official, and Mr A is a gangster.

What does Uncle B do?

One "can accommodate six officials".

b！

Master Jia is fooling around outside the front and back doors.

Why are you wandering around the front and back doors?

A: The sacred amethyst says "North-South Miscellany", and the South is the South Miscellany.

B, what about the north?

A It's in the north.

B, what about north and south?

A Then go to Qingdao and bear it.

B Qingdao?

Uncle A's wife "the beginning of life" has a maiden name.

What's b's last name?

A compound surname wins Qin, "wins Qin", and the maiden name of the second wife has left, "has left the surname".

Oh!

The young master in front of Uncle A is six years old and is called "Everyone is the same". The young master in front of Mr. Zhong is twelve years old and is called "human food". The university and the second school are uncles and nephews.

B told you to handle it together.

Ask if you don't believe me.

Who am I asking?

A song "The Beginning of Life" pays tribute to two brothers. His uncle's surname is Xi xiang yuan, and he is not in Beijing. He is a foreign county magistrate.

B where did you become a county magistrate?

A is the "last sacrifice" magistrate of a county.

B where is the final county?

A belongs to the Warring States period.

B a day's journey?

A couldn't get there in a day, and the train couldn't get there, so she had to take a boat, borrow some "Japanese national style", "satirize" it, put it on the shelf, and walked for "four hundred years" before finally arriving at "dedication"

B, it took 400 years to reach the final county?

A went for 400 years, came back for 400 years and got together for "800 years".

B How can I get there?

There is a plane in Jia 'anyuan. It takes four hours to go there by plane.

Is there a plane in Yinanyuan?

A: Mm-hmm.

B Saint Amethyst doesn't have a plane.

A Yes, "Founding Foundation"

B Chuangguoji, is it an airplane?

A went there through that country. Xi xiang yuan took office without family.

B yes.

"Xi xiang yuan's wife lives in Xihe Rock.

Who is Xi Xiangyuan's wife?

A Meng Mu.

Are Yi Xiyu and Xi Xiangyuan male or female?

That is husband and wife.

B: OK.

Brother Jia Ba's surname is Dou, and he is called "Dou Yanshan".

B Is Dou Yanshan an official, too?

A rich man in the country farmed.

B how much land do you plant?

A "just side" is planted.

B is such a party!

Do you understand what I just said?

B I see!

Jia Douyan's family is very rich!

B: Mm-hmm.

People and money are both prosperous.

B what?

A There are six sons in front.

B that's not right.

A what's wrong?

B Yanshan five ghosts, five sons.

A ok. Digi has five sons.

Why did you tell me six?

One later "seniority order" is followed by another.

B long goes on and on, another one?

I know all the nicknames of the five people you mentioned.

What's B's name?

A is called Yang: Dayang, Eryang, Sanyang, Siyang and Wuyang.

Does Saint Amethyst have such a sentence?

A "teach five famous", nicknamed Yang Er.

B yes!

Master Jia Liu's name is not Yang Er.

What's B's name?

One is Rong Er.

How old is b?

A is only four years old this year.

Is there this sentence in Saint Amethyst?

A is "four years old"

oh

A knows "speaking benevolence, courtesy, wisdom and faith" and "stressing virtue and benevolence".

oh

A bought a pear, but he didn't even eat it.

How about b?

A had an uncle who asked him to go, or a saint loved him and wrote "You can let pears at the age of four" to let everyone eat pears.

B What if you eat bananas?

A Then "four years old can make …" He doesn't like bananas.

B don't like bananas?

That year, A hired a teacher to teach the six boys.

Who is B's teacher?

Mr. Carroll.

B official seal?

A song "If Liang Hao".

What if Liang Hao teaches?

Mr. Jia Ruo lives in No.9 Frame Hutong, Dongdan archway. Recently, he installed a telephone at home, calling it "82" in the East Bureau.

Second East Bureau 82?

A song "If Liang Hao, Eighty-two". This is the telephone number eighty-two.

Liang Hao is an 82-year-old middle school champion.

Well, that was a mistake. It's a positive root.

B I don't know where the real root is.

Jia Dou Yanshan invited Mr. Ruo and said, "Mr. Six Puppies, please learn from your mistakes and show your talents."

B: Mm-hmm.

Mr. A said, "Don't mention it, learn from me, as long as they are diligent, as long as they are diligent."

Listen.

A "'lax teaching' means' loving teachers'.' What can I do if I don't learn at a young age?' "

B yes.

A "I will go to school the day after tomorrow and invite you to dinner tomorrow."

B eat?

Mr. Carroll said, "Don't spend money. I will go if there are many people, and I will not go if there are few people. "

B it's too noisy.

It's a treat from Dou Yanshan.

B who was invited?

A large group of people, such as Nai, Xia Chuanzi, Fang, Tizi, descendants, Zi Zi, Zhi Xuanzeng, Nai Jiuzu and Ren Lun, have all left.

B don't know who this is and who that is.

A meal in Coal Market Street outside Qianmen.

Which restaurant is in B Coal Market Street?

One is called "Three Easy Details".

Who opened it?

Three shopkeepers opened it, so it's called three simple details.

What are the surnames of the three shopkeepers?

I know a Zhou named Zhouyi.

B Zhouyi, this is just two words, no!

A three-manned man is not with him!

B yes!

A "book of changes", open "three easy to detailed".

Who the hell is Yi Zhouyi?

Camus street stuffing cake week.

The stuffing cake week is called "week".

The semicolon in the north of A is called Sanyi Detail.

B from unhealthy life to unhealthy life!

A: Everyone gets off the tram, and it's easy to get into the third place. Please sit down inside. "Friends, friends", just sat down, and six people came in to accompany them.

Which six?

Four great masters, three great masters Liang, five great masters Peter, six great masters Zhi and two great masters Jin appeared one after another.

Who's Grandpa Yi Song?

A song "Song Qi Ji".

Who is the third master of Yiliang?

A song "Liang".

What about Master B and Master V?

A "what did you do".

B and master?

A "and Han Zhou", more than 60 years old, fat, a little nearsighted.

Where is the master of paragraphs 2 to 6?

A "highest filial piety".

Who is Mr. Erjin?

Master Jin Jia works as a priest in Dongjiaominxiang.

There is no such priest as Kim in St.

A has "wood, stone and gold".

You've got it backwards!

A where can I find it without turning around? !