Funny fortune telling _ fortune telling is a noun that amuses girls.

The husband and wife slept in a quilt, and the husband sneezed and sprayed it on his wife's face. The wife said: Tell me in advance if you have any more information, and talk about it later. Husband said loudly: ready! The wife quickly got into the quilt and heard a bang. The husband farted.

The teacher asked the students to make sentences with wrinkles. A student wrote: My father's eggs have many wrinkles. The teacher criticized the parents for not showing their children around. Parents explained that children were careless from childhood and wrote less "face"

In order to prevent patients from escaping, the hospital set up a channel of 100, but there are still two mental patients who want to escape from the hospital. Work hard at night

Over the wall. Under the 30th wall,

"Are you tired?" ,

"Not tired." So the two continued to turn outwards.

Under the 60th wall,

"Are you tired?"

"Not tired." So the two continued to turn outwards.

Under the 99th wall,

"Are you tired?"

"tired"

"Well, let's go home."

A person went to tell a fortune, and the fortune teller said, "You fell in love at the age of 20, got married at the age of 25, and had children at the age of 30. You have a rich and stable life and a happy family in your later years. "

The man was surprised at first, then angry, and said, "I am thirty-five, a doctor, single, and have never been in love."

After a little meditation, Mr. Wang said, "Young man, knowledge changes fate!" " "

A boy has a crush on a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy finally got up the courage to write a note to the girl, which read: In fact, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. After a while, the note came back, which read: Please don't tell the teacher, I promise I will never eat melon seeds in class again. . .