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What are some funny two-part allegorical sayings like "anal inflammation-bullshit"?
A Dou's Jiangshan-Free Delivery
A sinus figure-no ability
Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.
Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.
String performance in Arneman Street
Brother eats noodles-scrape
Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)
Arabic numerals separated by 8 characters-zero to zero
Grandma has a beard-not normal.
Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.
Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.
The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.
Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck
Ducks are running around with knives.
Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.
A dog with a stick-depressed.
Ducks scurrying about
Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water
A ball with a knife-it's flat.
The dog's tail grass, which was beaten by frost, died.
Eating sea pepper by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.
A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)
Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.
The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.
Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise
Shorty fart-humble.
Dwarf sightseeing echo
A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind
The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.
The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)
The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!
A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.
Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma
The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high
The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream
The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.
The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.
Short people sit on high stools-they can't get up or down; Up-down dilemma
Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome.
An Shi Rebellion-The other way around.
Everyone knocks on Antang's wooden fish.
A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)
Quails should eat fruit from trees-think of good things; Want to be beautiful
Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.
Fishing for the moon on the shore-at your own expense; be invalid
Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins
Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.
Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy
Drink water like a bull's head-impossible.
Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it
Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain
Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.
Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Try to do
Press the gourd and lift the ladle-no matter the end.
Head into the fire pit-hold your breath, fidgety.
Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.
Fly a kite under the chopping board-it can't fly.
Top door of wide tube of chopping block
Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor
Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will
Fish on the chopping block-a commodity with a knife
Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.
Stalking-sneaking around
Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness
It's not good to kick your son out.
Burn out the lamp oil-burn the heart (core)
Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.
Pancakes on tobacco-tossing and turning
Eight sparrow sedan chair-can't afford it
Eight Money Fortune Telling-How can I guarantee you a lifetime?
Eight tigers broke into the secluded land-dead, lost, lost.
Balizhuang Radish-Beautiful in Heart
Eight acres of valley. -Just this one.
Eight horses are inseparable-they are inseparable.
8000-year-old beard-a good personal idea.
Eighty-year-olds learn to exhale.
The 80-year-old man is boasting-he is weak.
Playing the trumpet at the age of 80-long life and short breath.
An 80-year-old lady
Dancing innocently at the age of eighty
The Eight Immortals cross the sea without a boat-they have their own rules (crossing)
Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers
The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-the wind that can be popular, the rain that can rain.
This square table is uneven without a foot.
Chamber pot is on the table of the Eight Immortals-not a (family) gang.
Laojiu is on the table of the Eight Immortals-can't get the number.
Put a lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.
An 80-year-old grandmother and a 3-year-old grandson-both old and young.
Persimmon in August-The older you get, the redder you get.
The weather in August-sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy.
Cucumber shed in August-an empty shelf
Eat moon cakes on August 15th-just in time.
Look at the dragon lantern on August 15th-it's half a year late.
Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command
Catch rabbits on August 15th-you have a holiday, but you don't.
Write an apostrophe for eight words-one less.
Bitten by mosquitoes-one's fingers itch.
A slap in the air-in vain.
Cover your eyes-in fact, you can't cover the sky.
Slap bricks-hard work
Pull a dog to squat on the wall-pretend that the tiger is sitting on the ground.
Pull the dog and lift the curtain-one mouth at a time.
A bulldog bit the moon-I wonder how high the moon is.
A skinned toad-it's annoying to live and scary to die.
Banana fruit-a heart
Look in the mirror-ask for ugliness
Tug of war-pulling at both ends
Every bamboo shoot at jointing stage-rising every day
Pulling radish pits is-well-founded.
Pulling radish has eyes-it's not for nothing.
Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.
Pigeons without hair can't fly.
Pigeons with hair plucked-see how you fly
The plucked lion-makes you laugh.
Stick the sickle in your throat-you can't swallow it or spit it out.
Put the horn on the donkey's head.-four unlike.
Put your hand in a grinding eye-ask for it.
Use it as a pillow-forget it.
Think of pearls as mud balls-you really don't know the goods.
Practice aiming at the shooting range-turn a blind eye
It's the overlord's treat-you have to eat if you eat, or you have to eat if you don't eat.
Clear water in a white glass bottle-I see through it.
White cloth has gone into the dye vat-it won't wash clean.
Boiled tofu with cabbage-nobody touches anyone's light.
Cabbage is getting older and older.
Stir-fried Chinese onion with cabbage leaves-pro (green) plus pro (green)
Boiled tofu with cabbage-one clear and two white (cabbage, white tofu)
Idiot gourd-fool
Sing in a strange voice for nothing.
Sing in a strange voice for nothing.
White food-don't touch it.
Giving food to Tang Priest for nothing-hypocrisy.
White met the Monkey King-he showed his true colors.
Bai Yi speaks-he doesn't talk to people.
I lied to the Tang Priest for nothing-one plan failed and another was born.
White look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
White hunts the bride among the goblins-the goblins.
Buy eye drops at ash shop-wrong door.
White radish stabbed a knife-something that doesn't bleed.
Bai Niangniang resisted the law-listless.
Set up an archway to sell jujube-the business is not big, and the shelf is not small.
Set up a stage to sell tofu-it's no big deal.
Set up a stage to sell crabs-not many things, big posture.
Missed the target-missed the heart
Hit the bull's-eye-impartial
Defeat quail and chicken-can't go into battle.
Half the drums-beat about the bush
The mowers worship stone statues-bullying the weak and fearing the hard.
Woodman Down the Mountain-Worry (Wage)
Shot bullets, shot arrows-never look back
Typed confession-untrue
Playing lanterns to visit relatives-go tomorrow, come tomorrow.
My phone is busy and I can't get through.
The bean catcher is sleepy-he has done something wrong.
Broken arm-valgus
Spilled seasoning soup-sweet and sour.
Knocked over the five-flavored bottle-everything, sweet, sour, spicy and salty.
Sneezing scared the tiger to death-it was a coincidence.
Beating a dog doesn't win, biting a chicken is afraid of bullying the small.
Sparrows on the threshing floor-courage has grown.
Beat the drum without hitting the face-beat about the bush
A good fishing net-be more careful
Snoring and hearing gunshots-it's terrible.
To pluck a beard-modesty (plucking) and inadequacy (beard)
He who takes the blame among drinkers can't be wrong.
Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.
Open the honey pot and sprinkle with sugar-as sweet as you want.
Let's get this straight.
Break a jar to make tiles-it's not worth it.
Knocking gongs to sell sugar-do your job
The bird missed-it didn't (fly).
Bird's eye-look up.
Bird catching posture-turn a blind eye.
Break your head and call it a fan.-Throwing caution to the wind
Look in the mirror and scare yourself.
If you hit a snake, you won't die-there will be endless trouble.
Hit the snake seven inches-attack its key.
You can't beat a mouse, but you broke a jar-penny wise and pound foolish.
Kill the mouse and feed the cat-annoying one, good one
Strike while the iron is hot and not produce-it's no use lighting a fire.
Rabbit hunting meets antelope-it makes a lot of extra money.
Kill mosquitoes and feed elephants-it doesn't work.
Knock off the edge of the pot to fill the bottom-it's not cost-effective.
Look out through the nose and eyes after the injection-underestimation is a shame.
Hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat-pretend to be rich
Pick up shit with lanterns-stick it to death (shit)
Stealing donkeys with lanterns-smart people don't do shady things.
A ball full of air-leaping high
A ball full of gas can jump three feet high.
Inflatable balloons-they will explode sooner or later.
See the devil in broad daylight-damn it
Tie the calf to the back of the cart-vicious (with a calf)
The big ship sailed into the river-it ran aground.
A big ship is carrying the sun-barely crossing a day.
Donkeys on the road-if you don't ride, I'll ride.
Lohan playing Guanyin with a big belly-turning a blind eye.
Pot-bellied, no children-all in vain.
Walking a tightrope with a big belly-adventure.
A pregnant wife is riding a donkey-neither in front nor behind.
Go to work with a big belly-hang in there.
Swimming in a cesspit-not afraid of death (shit)
Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)
Eating fried noodles in a big storm-it's hard to talk.
The strong wind blew down the beautiful flag-it was a bad start.
The strong wind swept the light snow-it blew up.
Lohan in the Buddhist temple-covered in mud.
Big Buddha Temple-Full-length Dress
Big cocks eat rice-countless.
Cock fights-all by mouth
A big girl doesn't want her husband's family-cheating.
Big girls sew dolls' clothes-it's always useful.
A big girl marries a eunuch-enjoying happiness and pain.
A big girl looks forward to her daughter-it's too early to think.
Big girl, look at the dowry-a man with a day.
The big girl got into the sedan chair-the first time.
A big girl gave birth to it.-that's disgusting
Big girl begging-die hard Rowen
A big girl wants her husband's family-it's hard to say.
The big girl's face is swollen-ugly.
The eldest daughter cuts diapers-she uses them in her spare time.
The eldest daughter gets on the sedan chair-rub it slowly
The water in the sea-it's too salty wherever you go.
Water in the sea-you can have as much as you want.
A drop of water in the sea-very small.
A drop of water in the sea-not much with you, not much without you.
Sailing in the sea and eating grass on the grassland-rambling.
Goose eggs and stones fall into the canopy of thorns-nothing to attach to.
Pebbles stand on the wall-the foundation is unstable.
Ducks are not allowed to interrupt in the goose basin-there are no attachments.
The goose craned its neck-waiting for the knife.
The goose is looking for food in the water-its tail is up to the sky.
Put a pole on the corner of your forehead.
Put peony on your forehead-endure the pain and look good.
A bad dog bites the sky-arrogance (king)
Evil spirits see Zhong Xu-they must be honest.
The wolf knocks at the door-deliberately spoiling people.
The wolf smiled at the sheep with no intention.
Wolves keep mad dogs company-they have the same temper.
The evil wolf begets the thief fox-not the good kind.
Wolves bark like dogs-with no good intentions.
Wolves only bite lame pigs-bullying the weak.
The wicked come to the door-send blessings
The wicked wear fur hats-pretend to be eagles.
Hungry man with a gun and a pig's head-argument
Hungry people eat out-eat and drink.
The hungry tiger entered the house-up to no good.
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