Fortune telling funny stories _ Fortune telling funny stories daquan

The first event; (Nine-word pregnancy)

Quercus in Qing dynasty was good at measuring characters. Once a man wrote "Nine" to ask about pregnancy, and Duke Quercus said that you would have an extraordinary son. The man asked why? Duke Oak said that nine is a positive number, so a boy will be born, but nine elephants are extraordinary, so your son is extraordinary! At the same time, this child is your wing, so it goes out.

The man asked in surprise, how do you know? Duke Oak said that nine looks like yuan, not yuan, so it is not a match for yuan. Putting nine indoors is victory, so be careful what happens! The man said, it's incredible. To tell the truth, although I don't have much money, I have several concubines at home, which were conceived by one of my handmaids. Her pregnancy made other women jealous and wanted her to have an abortion. I wonder if I can keep the baby. I'm worried! Mr. Oak said nine is the suffix, you can guarantee it! Later it was successfully produced.

The second event (dream of building blocks)

Sun Longguang dreamed that hundreds of logs were piled together and won the first prize. He stood on it and walked back and forth. He felt very strange, so he invited a gentleman to interpret his dreams. Mr. Wang said, you want to be the top student in high school! I congratulate you first. Why? Because you are above everything else!

The third event (physiognomy)

During the Chenghua period, Hu Zong, a fortune teller, went to Beijing to visit Yin, assistant minister of the official department. Yin teased him and said, "Fortune telling is a deceptive trick. What did you come to me for? " President Hu said, "How can you say it's a lie if you haven't tried it? You just find someone to let me try and see if it can be realized. " Yin then showed him the eight characters of Hanlin Hangrang, which he was familiar with. President Hu said that this man must die next August.

These words soon reached Xingqiong's ears. In June of the following year, Xing Rang was promoted to assistant minister of does. However, at this time, there was a corruption case in the Ministry of Rites. Xing rang remembered the fortune teller's words and took the initiative to take the blame, so he was relieved of his post. On his way home, he met his father-in-law Meng Quan. When his father-in-law knew about him, he asked him why he confessed without any excuse.

Xing Rang said, "As the saying goes, those who accumulate yin and merit can avoid death. Last year, a fortune teller said that I would die in August this year. I want to help my colleagues bear some crimes. Although I don't have an official position, I hope this can accumulate some yin work! " At the beginning of August, he divined with the Book of Changes and got temporary divination. He couldn't help but sigh: "This general manager Hu is really accurate!" It turned out that his own divination also said that August was fierce. Later, Xingzhen died on August 18.