Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - Shandong xiehouyu
Shandong xiehouyu
1. Tathagata fart.
2. Bald men carry umbrellas-you can't be (crazy) lawless.
3. the horse shop buys pigs-there is no such thing.
4. What girl marries Jia Zheng-just right.
The short man is sitting on a high stool-he can't reach it.
6. light a lamp in the toilet and die (shit)
7. Aqingsao pours tea-it's dripping.
8. Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and don't eat hard.
9. Eat sea pepper (pepper) by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.
10. Fu Nu (husband), a nun in a temple.
1 1. Press the gourd to get the gourd-forget one end and lose the other; One after another; One after another; Pay attention to one thing and ignore another.
12. Dirty mother cried all night-she was so dirty.
13. Eight money fortune telling-how can I guarantee you?
14. Eighty-year-old grandmother.
15. This square table is uneven without a foot.
16. chamber pot is placed on the table of the Eight Immortals-not a (family) group; Not a successful guy (serving wine)
17. China New Year is celebrated on August 15-far from it.
18. Bananas are planted on an ancient tree-carelessness.
19. Bala looks in the mirror-asking for ugliness.
20. The plucked lion-makes you laugh.
2 1. put the horn on the donkey's head-four unlike.
22. White want to eat meat-wishful thinking.
23. Knock down the stone mortar and scare the mother-in-law-bitch.
24. Knock over the gourd and spill oil-don't stop until you do it.
25. Knock down the reef nest and scare away the mother-in-law.
26. Lift the stone and hit the millstone-solid (stone) solid (stone)
27. I lost my wife when I moved-very careless.
28. Playing mahjong on the bench-I can't catch it.
29. Balloon in midair-no sky, no ground; death by hanging
30. Hang a pocket in the air-pretend to be crazy (wind)
3 1. Half-pulled melon seeds-not counting individuals (benevolence); Who are you?
I dreamed of marrying the bride in the middle of the night-it was a beautiful dream.
33. Making cakes with flour-not a serious material.
34. The watermelon in your arms is as steady as Mount Tai. )
35. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.
36. Kiss with an iron rake-ask for a nail to touch.
37. Back (unlucky) matchmaker-scold at both ends
38. There are bedbugs in my back-I've heard a lot about it.
39. Walk with a mirror on your back-you are not afraid of being laughed at by future generations.
40. The needle on the bed is missing-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.
4 1. Fill your nostrils with rice soup-enough (enough)
42. Hang a hammer on your nose-shame (slap).
43. Hail hits cotton trees-single.
44. Wax in the freezer-candle in the cave (ice room)
45. Museum exhibits-antiques
46. Pomegranates don't fry their mouths-full of ideas
47. Doll's eyes-as blind as a bat.
48. Tailors don't bring rulers-bad intentions (quantity)
49. Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.
50. Crazy girls tell jokes-laugh and laugh.
5 1. Invite the Wolf to be a guest-I'm tired of living.
52. The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other.
53. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
54. The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
55. Keep your sister-in-law company-uncomfortable and good-tempered.
56. The poor widow goes to the market-she doesn't need people or money.
57. The mouse fell into the water tank-Fashion (wet hair)
58. Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
59. I spent my sedan chair in the theater-I was poor and happy.
60. The sedan chair uses an abacus-difference calculation.
6 1. heifer menstrual blood cow circle
62. The history of dreaming of marrying.
63. Dreaming of a wife-I'm biased.
64. Dream of jumping into a well-a false alarm; Shivaas
65. Dreaming about Xu-I want to be eccentric.
66. The craft of being a clay figurine-wriggling (pinching) hands and feet
67. Make sesame cakes and sell dumplings-a generalist.
68. The magistrate of a county lost his seal-confused officer
69. Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve
70. Selling iron in trouble-throwing caution to the wind
7 1. Banana fruit-a heart
72. Colorful handkerchiefs for juggling-don't hide them.
73. Take a juggling cloth-cover it.
74. Baoyu and Xiangyun cry for Jia-each has his own tears.
75. The worm in the corn stalk-special (drilling) heart
76. Corn flour is made into Yuan Xiao-it's hard to knead.
77. Fujian-hypocrisy
78. The deflated suona-see how you blow it.
79. Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and harm yourself.
80. Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover).
8 1. Fart under the covers-take it all away.
82. Covering the table with sheets is very big.
83. Change your robe into a sweatshirt-more than enough.
84. Picking peonies from a hospital bed-dying for flowers.
If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.
86. Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter
87. Peeled trees-not long
88. Skin toad-the heart never dies
89. Cuttlefish and belly-a pair of black hearts.
90. Flies pick flowers-pretend to be crazy (bees)
9 1. flies fly into the eyes of cows-eat when you are tired (tears).
92. Use straw bags for cloth bags-each generation (bag) is better than the next.
93. The teapot has no stomach but a mouth.
94. Tear down the toilet and cover the building-the foundation stinks.
95. There is an engine under the car-it has great stamina.
96. The Chenghuang Temple is on fire-the children's mouths are smoking.
97. Grandma Huang Cheng is pregnant-she was born with ghosts.
98. Hanging a key on the wall-be honest (in the city)
99. Eat popsicles and pull (excrete) popsicles-nothing to say (change)
100. Too much salt-gossiping (salty).
10 1. Eat black pepper (slender pepper) to keep warm-the whole body is hot.
102. Eating porridge is ruined-pro (Qing) plus pro (Qing)
103. Ballet in slippers-nothing but dirt.
104. Wear a suit and a straw hat-neither a local nor a foreigner; Half the earth, half the ocean.
105. The coffin is made of wood-it floats for half a lifetime and becomes a person when you are old.
106. The boathouse made a coffin-it took half a lifetime to float (sheng)
107. Blow the horn in the window lattice-the name (bell) rings outside.
108. Trumpet's tambourine cheek.
109. Chef Parade-Take the fall for others
1 10. From Henan to Hunan-difficult (south) is more difficult (south)
1 1 1. The younger brother of the prodigal son-the prodigal son.
1 12. Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials
1 13. Wear a laundry list into the temple gate-want to be a big head ghost.
1 14. Playing cotton with black gauze-an official with a bow (merit)
1 15. Hungry people chew chicken feet-they can't solve hunger.
1 16. Eggs hit chickens and fly-both ends are empty; Two failures
1 17. Eating food and hitting the corner of your eye (flirting)-shameless.
1 18. Hair loss and comb-understandable.
1 19. Tofu fell into the ash pile-it is difficult to blow it up and fight it (metaphorically, there is no law enforcement).
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