Horse race fortune telling _ horse race fortune telling What does it mean for a cow to enter the mountain?

Arabic numerals are divided into eight characters-zero to zero drinking water according to the cow's head-reluctant.

Grandpa ate coptis chinensis-bitter also pecked rice according to the head of a chicken-for nothing.

Dou became emperor-the weak and incompetent dwarf gave him a push-and his hand was not high.

A Dou's country-free from short climbs-cheap.

The lookout under the chopping board-taking medicine according to the old prescription if you can't fly-is still the same.

A nun in buddhist nun-no luck (husband) getting whipped and no stick-eating soft and not eating hard.

The short man rode a big horse-he was caught in a dilemma and secretly boxed-and played blindly for a while.

The dwarf sat in Gordon-trapped in a dark room-sad.

The dwarf sat on the high stool-he couldn't reach An Lushan's hair-and leaned back.

Shorty fart-humble chopping bones on the chopping board-simply.

The dwarf goes up the stairs-the frog on the shore rises step by step-and jumps at the touch.

Dig seeds by gourd-dig dogs with a stick-flustered

Head into the fire resistance-hold your breath.

Pat shoes-useless; I can't get past the plucked phoenix-it's not as good as a chicken.

Banana blossoms-one heart; Get together and put your face in your crotch-gross.

The banana leaves on the bird's nest-farewell my concubine-why not; have no choice but to

Bala's eyes are covered with sores-bad to a white beauty-human face and ghost heart.

The flagpole erected 800 years ago-white old bachelor, speaking human words-is a confusing myth.

Eight old fists-three orders and five applications (stretching) white wax to make osmanthus-are not right at all.

Eight crooked necks sat at a table-no one looked straight at the fox with a pointed tail-an old fox.

The 80-year-old man blew the lamp-he couldn't breathe; Out of breath, White Snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage.

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers; It can look forward to the moon during the day-don't think about it; Don't think; Never expect it

The Eight Immortals entered the palace-it is difficult to ask department stores to sell suits-one set at a time.

The moon is the same on August 15th every year. Aboveboard, one hundred catties can be carried on one's shoulders, but one or two pens can't carry it-a lout.

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th-different millions of heroes go down to the south of the Yangtze River-enlightens people.

Pull the grass to attract the snake-ask for it; Asking for trouble to eat and bathe with bodhisattva-more and more serious; In vain; An empty mind

The battle of spotted owls-showing off the head of a romantic zebra-is well organized.

Pick up a corner halfway-half a catty equals 820-equal; Same as each other;

Riding in the air-walking in the clouds; Guanyin-an honest (stone) man with half a hoof on the cliff.

Dreaming of marrying the bride in the middle of the night-thinking about beautiful things; I think it's nice to dress up as a pig and eat a tiger.

The scarecrow put out the fire-lit his upper body-looked in the mirror in the toilet-stinking.

Money lovers' enthusiasm is in the teapot.

The god of wealth is wearing their rice bowls-money is available, power is available, and there are people in the tea shop who don't want it-which pot is not open.

The overlord of Chu committed suicide in Wujiang-ashamed to return to Jiangdong to dance with Chang 'e-remain uncorrupted.

Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to abandon them. Giraffes join the group-on the top of their heads.

Cao Cao lost Huake Road-unsurprisingly, the bricks on the Great Wall-and I don't know how many storms he experienced.

When Cao Cao met Jiang Gan, he had a bad luck and took a long loofah as a pole-I don't know if it was soft or hard.

The player wears a dragon robe-he can't be the beard of the emperor's player-fake.

The rainbow and the white clouds fell in love-they blew away, pulling the tiger's tail for help-and died.

Onions don't bloom-what do you want to put to mend your pants-endless holes.

Step on your shoulder, shit on your head-bully people hard-the goddess of the city god is happy-pregnant.

Flies' mouths and dogs' noses-Ling Zhen City God Temple is on fire-children's mouths are smoking.

Flies sting Bodhisattva-Seeing the wrong person on the rostrum-High-profile.

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-with different tempers-ate across the hall and thanked the next door-wrong.

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-taking the right path of eating fish without spitting bones-with thorns.

The broken bus-taking advantage of loopholes, punching a swollen face and filling a fat man-pretending to be rich

Put a hoe with a broken handle on it-break the head with the handle and call it a fan-and throw caution to the wind.

A horse thief wears a cassock-framing people to kill mice and feed them to cats-annoying one, good one.

Hiding from the rain, hiding in the city god temple-the stone lions on the curse day-in pairs

A lighted candle can't make a rooster live forever without eating rice-countless.

The double sound of making a fire-the elephant was so angry that he drank water-was very generous.

Selling tofu on stage-it's no big deal, and the Great Sage doesn't eat it-has become really fast.

Set up a platform to sell crabs-there are not many goods and there are not many pedestrians on the street-people come and go.

Powder sealing plate as pot cover-the younger brother who has been heated by air conditioning-loafer

Look in the mirror and scare yourself into flocks of geese.

Jumping up and wearing a fur coat on a hot day is not the time to play formal ball.

Playing lanterns, visiting relatives, leaving tomorrow and coming tomorrow, got a big dog-flustered

Knocking gongs to sell sugar-the bird-shooting posture lined up-turned a blind eye to each other.

On the first day of the cart, the poor gathered together, opened the coffin and called for a thief-wronged the dead.

The big girl's swollen face is ugly. Let's get this straight.

Stir-fried chicken feet with prawns-bend your legs and hit Wu Mi in the eye-look up.

Look at the dowry, big girl-one day someone will blow up the balloon-sooner or later.

A big girl marries a eunuch-a drop of water in the sea-with or without you.

Wearing a mask into the coffin-shameless, the water rushed to the Longwang Temple-the family did not know one.

Kissing with a mask-it's boring to watch the lunar calendar on New Year's Eve-there's no time.

Goose eggs and stones fall on thorns-no attachments, cotton plugs-clothes (sheep)

The son didn't adopt his mother-a hungry wolf rushed into the stable in vain-and nothing came.

An idle drummer-playing around when a hungry pig occupies a wooden trough-never lets go.

A two-foot incendiary bomb-only one person is dreaming on an empty stomach-fantasy.

If you don't take sides, you will be responsible-you can't come up with a good idea-two kicks-two ideas (loud)

Two or two cotton-you can't bounce (talk) on the goose and stretch your neck-and so on.

Goose forages in the water-its tail is stuck in the sky, and ducks are not allowed to interrupt in the goose basin-no attachments.

When evil spirits see Zhong Xu, they must be honest, and evil spirits will wear fur hats-pretending to be eagles.

The wicked wear fur hats-pretend to be eagles, and the wicked come to the door to send blessings.

The evil wolf gave birth to the thief fox-not a kind evil wolf and a mad dog-with the same temper.

The hungry tiger came into the house-the wolf smiled at the sheep-cruel.

200 plus 50-250 hungry wolves eat fragile bones every day-how dare you!

Erlang's Tang Yin-with only one eye and one ear stuffed with donkey hair-doesn't make sense.

The Long March of 25,000 Li —— The road is long, but it's Xiu Yuan Xi —— The frontal pole —— the first choice.

Put a peony on your forehead-endure the pain and look good-the goose egg stone falls into the thorn canopy-no attachments.

Government officials enter the county government-swaggering-be careful.

The deflated ball-the soft egg farted and hit the heel-was really unlucky.

The bleeding pig-lying on the graveyard and accumulating ice-was frozen stiff.

Playing tricks on the eaves-having a banquet in the cemetery-having fun with ghosts.

The running water on the roof-the night owl in the cemetery-is not a good bird.

There is a hole in the roof-not a bow drawn from the grave-but a ghost.

Planting wheat on the roof-stimulating farting and burping-ventilating up and down

Fly a kite on the roof-raise your hand to a higher place to call for help-the wolf is coming.

The grass on the house-several plants blown off by the wind are released into the mountains-will bring endless trouble.

Roll sesame seeds with pink balls-rub a little on the caterpillar's upper body-and scratch it if you find it itchy.

There are many more!