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A: Hello, dear audience friends! I wish you all the best and all the best! Good luck! How rich and expensive it is! Great joy! Daping Daan! Big red and purple! Pity and sympathy! Make great achievements! Get rich!

B: Stop! Stop. You're talking big! What windfall? Does anyone bless people like you?

A: People who have no money are not rich! Who doesn't want to get rich?

B: it's ok to make a fortune, but you can't make a windfall. Making a windfall is making ill-gotten gains. Ill-gotten gains are made by villains! A gentleman loves money and takes it wisely!

A: Well said! I am a big man and don't want to be such a villain!

What happened to you today? Why do you say so much? Don't be too wordy!

I've always liked big ones. As long as it is big, I like it. I eat big pieces of meat and drink big bowls. Who doesn't like big ones? Do you like small ones?

Strike a match on your mouth and I'll teach you how to speak! I just like small, love all small things!

A: When I was a child, my head was very big, and my father called me a big doll! So I like being big since I was a child!

B: When I was a child, my head was very small, so my father gave me a nickname: Little Iron Egg! No matter how big your head is, it is not as strong as my small steel head.

A: My father said that I am a brain melon. I will be successful when I grow up and I will be a great player in the future!

My father said I was a small brain and a clever brain. If I don't study hard at school, I will definitely not be a nobody in the future!

A: Don't study hard at school? A slacker must be a poor student. He said he wouldn't be a nobody in the future? Your father is a real joke!

B: I was a child prodigy. My classmates call me Xiao Zhuge. As long as I am smart and don't work hard, I can do anything. What's my use?

A: I have a big waist, five big and three thick, big ears, big arms and thighs, big hands and feet, big nose and big eyes. No matter where I stand, it looks like a big tower! People call me Hercules!

B: I have a small head, a small brain, a small nose, small eyes, small arms and legs, small and exquisite, short and pithy! Everyone calls me little steel cannon! Small steel cannon, you know? Small steel cannon, powerful, made the enemy crawl all over the ground!

What kind of cannon do you have? You are short, less than five feet, more than four feet, and you are called a third-class disability! A pair of small eyes are bright and thieves are bright, a pair of small hands are weak, and a pair of small feet are walking around. There is a small chest in the upper part, hiding a narrow mind; There is a small belly in the lower half, which is covered with a small belly and chicken intestines. I like to report to the leader when I am a soldier. Officials like to treat their subordinates as fools. How can you twist my thigh with your little arm?

What are you, Hercules? Just your figure: the upper body is round, the lower body is short, and there is a big disc in the middle. There is a big mouth under the big nose, and two front teeth are exposed in the big mouth, just like a big nail with a broken tooth! Born with a loud voice, the voice is either killing chickens or ducks! The front tooth bit Lickitung, and it didn't speak until Lickitung moved it. Don't talk often. Once you open your mouth, it's terrible! It is said that the earth is going to explode, and people who are scared can't eat. You think you're joking?

How can I make such a joke? I'm full! Let's not belittle each other. I said that big is good, and it is well founded. You should know the truth that "there is water in a big river, but there is no water in a small river"

Of course I know. But there are advantages to being small, and you should also know the truth that "the weight is small but it is heavy." Although the wheat straw pile is large, it can't crush a mouse. Big and useless, you bastard!

You swore without saying anything! I think you are too narrow-minded. Your wife ran away with someone!

B: Nonsense! Why did my wife run away with someone else?

A: Because you are too narrow-minded, your wife looks down on you!

B: Your head is big and your body is weak. Your wife lied to you! Your wife often scolds you: "You idiot. You are so stupid! Is there such a thing? "

You are talking nonsense! I have a big waist, big hands, big feet, great wisdom and great courage! I'll give you a pair of couplets, and I'll take care of you if you can match me My couplet has six "big"!

B: I'm small and weak, with a small head and a small cerebellum. Beware of those stingy cheapskates! My bottom line has six "small"! How is that possible? You should accept it!

A: Cheap? What the hell! I'll give you another couplet: I'm as strong as an ox, wrestling and winning the championship! There are two "big" in my couplet!

B: OK, I'll make you a couplet: I'm short and pithy, and I won the first prize in Sanda! I have two "small" bottom lines. How's it going? Not bad!

Yes, it is. I think you play the trumpet wherever you go. I like to brag everywhere. You won the first place in Sanda. No way!

B: I think you have a big gong tied to your leg, which rings everywhere you go. I like screaming everywhere! You won the wrestling championship. I think you like to dream sweet dreams!

A: You are the god of the small temple, and you have never seen the big palace elephant!

B: You are the Longwang Temple washed down by the flood. People don't know one!

Since you are so friendly, I won't dispute with you. I have a big belly and can tolerate all the difficulties in the world.

You are parroting. To paraphrase others' words, I send you a couplet: I have a small mouth and love to sing songs that people love to sing. How is that possible?

A: Is it delicious? Your mouth loves to sing songs that people like to sing. Are you talking big?

What big talk? Singing is just a piece of cake for me! I sing small songs!

A: All the songs you want to sing are small ones. I will match them with big ones.

B: Good! (Singing) "My little sister is at the bow and my brother is walking on the shore". I sang little sister.

A: "I've heard your songs, big brother." I am interested in my brother.

B: "The young monk went to Hua Zhai, and the old monk told me." I sang the little monk.

Answer: "Spring is full of green windows, and mandarin ducks are embroidered under the big girl's window." I was right about that big girl.

B: "Little Jiro, carrying a schoolbag to school". I go to school singing nursery rhymes.

Answer: "When I grow up, I will be you". You must grow up.

B: "I'll walk you out of the village and have something to tell you." I went to see the guests off outside the small village.

A: "Send you on your way". You only send the guests outside the village, and I will send them to the road, which is farther than you!

B: "In that remote small mountain village, small mountain village". My mother lives in this small mountain village and I miss her very much.

A: "We are big in China, what a big home". Your small mountain village is just a small place in our big China, but I think of all China, unlike you!

B: "The meandering river flows eastward". The river flows eastward. How lovely!

A: "A big river with big waves and sand." My river is a symbol of the motherland, and your river will flow into my river sooner or later!

B: "Walking on a country road, the old cow who came back at dusk is my companion". I'm walking on a country road. This scene is so leisurely!

A: "We are walking on the main road with high spirits and high morale." . I want to take the socialist gold belt. What an exciting scene this is!

B: "There are many stories in the town, full of joy and joy". How worthy of people's nostalgia is this small town!

Answer: "The stones in Dabancheng are hard and flat, and the watermelons are big and sweet". My Dabancheng not only has delicious watermelons, but also beautiful girls, which is very attractive!

B: "Little girl picking mushrooms".

A: "Carrying a big basket."

B: "Little sister, little sister, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. "

Answer: "A pair of big eyes, curved arch eyebrows".

B: "There is a girl named Xiao Fang in the village. She is good-looking and beautiful." .

Answer: "a pair of beautiful big eyes, thick and long braids."

B: My mother told me when I was a child.

Answer: "The sea is my hometown".

B: This fine-print song can't be sung in three days and nights.

A: This song with a big word can't be sung for ten and a half days, but your voice is similar.

Thank you!

A: You're welcome. I mean, you sing like my rhubarb dog.

I sing like your rhubarb dog? Does your dog bark so well?

A: I'll learn it for you: "woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!" (that is, "Sister, you sail on your head, and brother, I walk on the shore")

Your rhubarb dog is really something! But I don't know whether your dog is smart or your family is smart.

Did you ask?

B: Actually, you sang very well!

A: I'm not bragging to you. Those famous singers are really great.

Yes, it seems that my Xiaohua Mall sounds the same when she calls for spring!

A: Don't underestimate me either. After all, life is full of great beauty!

B: No matter how big it is, there is no small essence!

My family lives in a building.

My family lives in a farmhouse.

My family bought a bus.

My family bought a car.

My family bought a big freezer.

I bought a small video camera at home.

My family bought a big color TV.

I bought a small computer at home. That is online chat, entertainment and shopping are omnipotent!

I eat rice every day.

B: I have a small barbecue every meal. The rice is too ordinary, and the small barbecue is burnt and fragrant!

I like hairy crabs.

I like mutton.

Did you eat all the lambs? You are so cruel!

B: That can only be the cruelty of businessmen.

My family eats lobster.

I often eat tadpoles.

A: Huh? Even tadpoles don't leave your house alone? What is the heart of your family? Why is it so dark!

Don't make a fuss. This is an imitation. It is made of flour. I like to watch havoc in heaven.

I like the story of a small town.

I like listening to Beijing drum music.

I like reading martial arts novels.

I like to visit famous mountains and rivers.

I like swimming across a small bridge.

I like watching big windmills best.

I like watching swallows best. Watching windmills at your age is not boring!

A: My son and I are watching. My son is not like you, peeking at other people's swallows. That's boring!

What nonsense! There is a bird's nest in my home, and there are some swallows in it. I always go there when I get home from work. What's the fuss?

My family lives in a big city.

My family lives in a small mountain village.

A: Small mountain village, poor conditions! What do you want? It's nothing. Small mountain villages are not as good as big cities, and working girls all run to the city. Is that so?

B: I think you are looking at the problem from an old perspective: big cities are seriously polluted, and farmers rely on food and drink; Small mountain village, the air is good, and rich people run to the mountains. Is this happening?

A: Big cities have great boldness of vision. Bridges are on the road, and high-rise buildings are on both sides of the street. One after another, big shopping malls sell big department stores. The model contest is so noisy that all the contestants are big girls. The Grand Theatre is full of big programs, but all the actors are famous stars. Big cities are big bosses, and big bosses are rich people. Big city, big style, big girls are all dressed up. Great trade, exhibitions and markets attract foreigners! The tide of reform and opening up has greatly improved people's lives; Wear a big fur coat in summer, take wedding photos every year, and keep the change of ten dollars and eight dollars! There are big advertisements everywhere in the street, and many foreigners come, giving thumbs up one by one: China is so big!

B: How about big cities? But there are many strange things in big cities!

A: Why do you say there are many strange things in big cities?

B: What you just said is a little strange.

What are three strange sentences?

B: You said, "Wear a big fur coat in summer." Isn't that a little strange?

People in our city have plenty of money. They all like to show off and be unconventional. Do you care? Don't mention wearing leather clothes in summer, there are still people wearing tulle skirts in winter! It's called wearing a skirt in winter, which looks beautiful and freezing. This is called chic!

B: How about "Keep the change for ten yuan and eight yuan"?

A: That's because people in our city have too much money, and they buy things in stacks of hundred-dollar bills. They can't run out of ten dollars and eight dollars, so they don't need them at all. Is this also worth making a fuss about?

B: What about "one wedding photo a year"?

People in our city love fashion. Every wedding anniversary, no matter how young the husband and wife are, the old couple will take wedding photos, one to show their youth and the other to celebrate their happiness. This is the new life and fashion that we city people pursue, understand?

B: You praised your big city, and my hometown is not bad either! My family lives in a small mountain village where the air is really fresh. Wan Li has blue sky and white clouds, and cattle and sheep flock on the hillside; The mountain stream gurgles and the river flows around the village; Small fish and shrimp swim in the water, and red flowers are full of branches; Small bridges are beautiful, and small life is like oil; Outsiders can't see enough when they come, and people in the city don't want to leave when they come; Eat and drink everything, and every household lives in a small building; The pace of building a well-off society in an all-round way is fast, and cars have entered the farmhouse! I'm not bragging to you, the scenery in the small mountain village is really beautiful; I'm not bragging to you, the small mountain village is really top-notch now!

A: You really brag. You are really an anti-aircraft gun to kill mosquitoes-you are overqualified!

B: My hometown is really beautiful. Don't stare at each other in disbelief like Zhang Fei.

I think you are making a mountain out of a molehill.

I think you are making a fuss!

A: I won't argue with you if you say the small one is good. However, I heard that you still have "Sixiao", which is famous! As long as the "four small" appears, there will be a falling out!

B: If you say big is good, maybe you are right. I heard that you have the "Big Four", which is amazing! Where the "Big Four" appeared, people there were like rabies!

A: Your "small four" is: the small four-wheel drive messed up the traffic, the small coffers messed up the finances, the small mistresses messed up the family, and the small advertisements messed up the city. Your "four small" is a complete "four chaos"!

B: Your "Big Four" are talking nonsense, writing big-character posters, making a scene, and causing chaos in the world. It's totally "four evils"!

What are our "Big Four"? These Big Four have nothing to do with me. I am a good person. I am the best in my work, and I win big prizes every year.

B: that can't be said to be our "four small"! People call me a scientific and technological talent. I am a high-tech nobody, and I have a small prize every month. A: I admit that I also made a big mistake.

What big mistake did you make?

A: I released bin Laden.

What are you talking about? Who is bin Laden? Can you let go? Your little trick is ridiculous. If you want to be famous, do not hesitate to practice your own hype. Why didn't you say you were bin Laden?

A: You don't believe it? That foreign radio station says that every day.

All my mistakes are minor ones.

A: Don't make big mistakes. You've been making small mistakes. You must be a thief!

I am a thief. My little secretary and I have had an abnormal relationship recently.

A: That's not a small mistake, that's a big mistake!

My little secretary is my wife. We've been fighting a lot recently.

I have had a serious illness recently.

B: I've been a little ill recently.

I can't tell you about my serious illness.

My illness is ridiculous.

I'm bleeding out!

I had a miscarriage!

A: What? You had a miscarriage? A big man will have an abortion?

B: I accidentally took the abortion medicine my wife took!