Zhao Benshan's classic quotations, Zhao Benshan's sketch lines collection

1, with meals, with meals, and finally with gastroptosis.

2. Use the cup first, then use the cup, and blow the bottle with a small mouth.

3. If you let a blind man go to the South Pole, he can't find the North at all; You let the cerebral thrombosis on the fork, he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao, but he can't reach his mouth at all.

4. None of the people we talked to were very good. Zhao Zhongxiang's "Animal World" stopped broadcasting, Ni Ping stopped being a host and switched careers, and Cui Yongyuan couldn't sleep.

Since my nephew has changed from a township head to a fat man, I can't give him another stick. At this time, people need understanding and comfort most.

6. There is also a household appliance-flashlight.

7, changed, changed, changed.

8. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal.

9. Whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

10,9898 catastrophe, bumper grain harvest, flood driven away, people living and working in peace and contentment, praising the leadership of the party, foreign countries are in chaos and intrigue all day. Yesterday, the cabinet stepped down. Today, the Prime Minister was fired, and the financial crisis played out. We have to talk about leadership again. Looking at the world situation, the scenery here is better!

1 1. Kidnapping disabled him and the handcart cheated him. If I don't finish him in ten minutes today, I can't be a teacher with you two!

12, without the working people, what you eat and wear will not touch the people, and you still praise the working people as the greatest!

13, the distance has widened, and the beauty is gone! Don't shout when eating, call-hello! The meal is ok, come down and take a nap!

14. As soon as I opened the door this morning, the old sow ran at a speed of 80 pulses per second and hit a tree-dead. Why?

15, she is uglier than you, she is not as ugly as you, and you are uglier than her.

16, my name is not nervous.

17, mice escort cats-making money is not fatal.

18, who said that my face looks like a shoehorn and is a typical pig kidney face?

19, eyes, spinach in autumn.

20, sample, take off your vest, I still know you.

2 1. I have been looking for happiness all my life. When I get old, I will understand. What is happiness? Answer: Happiness is pain.

22, go, hurt self-esteem, too hurt self-esteem.

23. The mouse is the maid of honor of the cat, and you earn money hard.

24. Because you didn't stick to crutches, the virus rose rapidly. There are two big tendons on two legs, just like two highways. The virus moves upward at the speed of 180 km per hour. You're finished. Ruthless diseases are devouring your healthy cells, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born.

25. Baiyun and Black Soil apologize to you. Please open your eyes and see how pathetic I am. Can you and I repeat yesterday's story today, and can my old boat ticket board your wrecked ship!

26. I heard that he changed from a chef to an anti-cheating hotline, and he dared to threaten not to be cheated again. The cruel reality has almost reached the defense line in my heart. If I don't sell him something this year, I won't be able to fulfill the topic I promised the audience for three years!

27. Don't worry, dial a harassing call first!

28. The spring breeze of reform swept across the earth, and the people of China really lived up to expectations. Qi Xin joined hands to cross the century, and a flood was not smooth.

29. Next, I'm going to travel, find a bigger city and go to Tieling.

30. Life is only a few days, up to 36,000 days; There are thousands of houses at home, and it takes three feet to sleep; To sum up, it is four sentences: people are like flowers in a basin; Life is a mess; No matter how well the house is repaired, it is also a temporary residence; That little box is your permanent home!

3 1, you hit me twice, you can't! You scold me, you can't open your mouth!