Funny classic mantra

The classic catchwords about funny are for everyone, I hope you like them!

1. If you want to wander the Jianghu, you'd better be single. 2. Take other people's road and let others have no way out. If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely. 4. Life is like a play, whatever role you play is what play. I am not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I am afraid that I will not live up to expectations. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you. I always think of you when I feed the pigs. 7. There are fewer and fewer female perverts in society now. If I see her, I won't let her go. 8. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance. 9. Young girls are valuable, but young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them both away. 10. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover goes home to grow potatoes. 1 1. Our goal: Look at money and earn more. 12. Words are spoken by people, farts are put by people, and they are just export gas. 13. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? ! 14. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke. 15. It was unplugged before it could be philandering. 16. Salted fish turns over, or salted fish. 17. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave. 18. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today. 19. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. 20. Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth. 2 1. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception. 22. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything. 23. What is this world? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people. 24. I swear never to swear again! 25. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired. 26. Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen! 27. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum. 28. I couldn't find you in Baidu, so I had to go to sogou. Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men. Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals.