The funniest and shortest stand-up comedy in the world

There was a saying in the old society: "peers are enemies." Someone believed this sentence, suffered a lot and was taken in a lot. There is a kind of confrontation among peers, even Lao Dao, a monk who became a monk, is embarrassed. There are many stories about the struggle between monks and Lao Dao in ancient books, and there are also contradictions in their scriptures. If someone dies, please ask the monks in the tent to chant Buddhist scripture, turn their souls to death, and ask ghosts to go to the west, because the west is heaven and the west will take over.

However, when the old man is chanting, he tells the ghost to go to the east, because the east is a world of white oceans. If a nun is chanting, ghosts will be sent to the south, because master Nanhai is not in the south. But when the Lama came to recite the scriptures, he told the ghost to go to the north.

There are no ghosts in the world. If there is a ghost, it will be in big trouble. Why? How can ghosts be embarrassed if monks, old people, nuns and lamas are invited to recite scriptures to the dead? Which way should I go? Who is right to listen to? The ghost may have an idea, so he just stood there and turned around. Look at the whirlwind blowing on the road. That's probably what they said. Don't! This is too much.

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In view of the fact that stand-up crosstalk is a performance form in which a person tells a funny story, some researchers think it is an oral expression form of short stories, but there are essential differences between them.

Stand-up crosstalk and short stories are both narrative art forms. From the perspective of narrative object and characterization, there are many similarities between them, but stand-up crosstalk has its own uniqueness. It is not necessarily like a novel in the form of expression. More importantly, it is also its more prominent artistic feature, because it is a comic oral narrative genre with a unique style.