Life 15 torture single only ranked fourth.

Life 15 torture, single only ranked fourth.

Penalty 15: crowding the bus.

Bus driver's biggest lie: there is such a big place behind, go back. Can you wait for one? The car in the back will be here soon.

Penalty 14: disconnection.

What about you and me, heart to heart?

Punishment 13: The mobile phone is dead.

Why do you know how to cherish when you lose it? I should have known not to brush Weibo to save electricity.

Penalty 12: Traffic exceeds WIFI connection.

What is invisible and intangible? A: WIFI. The most romantic thing I can think of is that there is WIFI everywhere I go.

Liquidated damages 1 1: Monday

Ask a psychiatrist: How should I deal with Monday syndrome? At least leave me alone every Monday morning! You can fuck off!

Punishment 10: Unrequited love

Since ancient times, lovesickness is a torment to elegant children, and unrequited love is a torment to unpretentious children.

Punishment 9: What do you want for lunch?

This is probably the problem that consumes the most human brain cells every day.

Punishment 8: hold your urine.

I believe that this is probably a force that the strongest tough guy in the world can't bear.

Punishment 7: Get up early

Punishment 6: Wait for others.

Xu Yuteng is the best hypnotist. Listen to his "wait a minute". I'll wait another minute, maybe next minute.

Punishment 5: lose weight

The most touching lie in the world is not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

Punishment 4: Single.

You can only spend your hard-earned money, and you can't justify spending a penny of others.

Punishment 3: insomnia

Dragging a tired body home, lying comfortably in bed, exhausting all postures, still unable to sleep, the pain of going to work the next day, people who don't suffer from insomnia will not understand!

Penalty 2: Overtime

Busy day at work, busy day at work, or poor; Tiger-like colleagues and wolf-like leaders, alas, I am helpless as a sheep.

Death penalty: lack of money

Money is never a problem. The biggest problem is no money. The happiest day of every month is the day of pay.

Graduation message for senior students

It's sunny June again,

The seniors who are about to part ways put on bachelor hats.

Say goodbye to the university campus in tears.

Laugh and leave with tears,

Let's recall that unforgettable lush years in the song.

Yes, some things are fleeting, such as rainbows after rain;

Some things are eternal, such as the friendship between you and me.

Time flies, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle.

In a blink of an eye, four years of college life will be over.

How I want to keep those warm days,

But how eager I am to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible.

Do you remember?

Loud slogans on the military training ground,

Yes, since then,

We step into this fascinating world together.

There is our reading sound in the square.

We had a fight in class,

Our posture on the court is full of energy.

Our footprints are everywhere on campus.

The life of old classmates,

Is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry;

Charming sweetness and sourness,

It will never end.

How beautiful,

How unforgettable,

It will always be a precious page in our memory!

Ask only four sentences a day.

Only ask four sentences every day: there is a father who educates his daughter in a unique way. He has never helped his daughter with her homework or anything. He just came back to talk to her for ten minutes every day and only talked about four questions, thus completing the family education. These four questions are:

1, did anything good happen at school?

2. What good performance did you have today?

Did you buy anything good today?

4. What can I do for my father?

The seemingly simple question actually contains rich meanings:

The first question is actually to investigate her daughter's values and understand what she thinks is good and what is not;

The second problem is actually to motivate her daughter and increase her self-confidence;

The third question is to ask her to confirm what she has learned specifically;

The fourth question has two meanings, one is that I care about you very much, and the other is that learning is your own business.

It is these four simple questions that contain a lot of love and care, and in fact they have proved to be very effective.

In the educational concept, the most important thing to educate children is to handle the parent-child relationship well. If parents establish absolute responsibility in children's minds, children believe that parents love themselves unconditionally, and all parents' criticisms and praises are for their own good. If the child subconsciously believes this completely, then this relationship is benign, and it is a stable relationship of mutual concern, mutual support and mutual understanding. In this case, the simplest thing to educate children, in the words of the great Soviet educator Suhomlinski, is to grow up with children. But in real life, most people's parent-child relationship is unstable or distorted, and children can't really trust their parents.

All parents love their children, but 98% of parents in China mistake the way of love for love. For example, giving children the best food and clothes is just a way of love, not love itself. And parents' love is often conditional, such as where to take you as long as you get the top three in this exam, and so on.

Love is a feeling, and one life likes another. It is an equal relationship, unconditional, accepted as a whole and accepted by the other party. It is not difficult to be a good parent. To educate children well, we must pay attention to the following words:

1, the practice of high pressure/beating and scolding children is absolutely prohibited, and an equal relationship is established.

2. Really love children unconditionally and give them spiritual love.

3. Be sure to respect your child's independent personality.

4. Educate children in a positive way and encourage and praise them frequently.

Correcting parent-child relationship is the most important point.

6. Pay attention to children's personality spirit.

If you really understand the above six sentences, then educating children well is a piece of cake.

Ten benefits of being single

1。 Single, you don't have to charge your mobile phone everywhere every day, just throw it on the bed and sleep!

2。 Being single, I don't have to think about what to say to each other every day, even if I don't say a word, it's up to us.

3。 Single, when I see handsome guys and beautiful women on the road, I can watch them as long as I want, and whoever is uncomfortable will go sour!

4。 Singles don't have to wear too much, so we can keep our hair rustic. What are you afraid of, our noble!

5。 Single, we can smoke every day, but we don't want to smoke when no one is in charge.

6。 I am single. I will walk the dog when I go out. There is no one behind me. I will have a dog.

7。 Single, you can eat by yourself, and you don't have to raise others anymore, saving money!

8。 Being single, we can eat whatever we want, and we don't have to listen to anyone who says that eating this fat and eating that diarrhea. Doesn't that man know that he will starve to death if he doesn't eat?

9。 Single, you can find a few objects to be determined, and see who says we are philandering and how many boats we take!

10。 It's not good to be single, that is, some people who look a little too much feel that they have a chance. At that time, we could only sigh that we knew the length of birth was ugly.