A letter to Confucius, about 600 words.

Hello, Mr. Confucius:

I'm sorry to take up your precious time. I am your admirer. Now I am a housewife. I have three children and a husband.

It is really a last resort. I don't know your home phone number either (104 said it wasn't registered), so I had to write it; Then I didn't read many books (because the family environment was not very good, I didn't finish reading until the third grade of primary school). If I can't make myself clear, please don't laugh.

Don't I have three children? Give birth to me, raise me and teach me. My husband only cares about making money and doesn't care about anything. He doesn't even know what grade his children are in. Now, the eldest is in grade two, the second is in grade three, and the youngest is in grade six. The homework is about forty, so just don't be the last one in the "crane tail" anyway. However, in the last six months, I really "want to go crazy". It is said on TV that many middle school students and high school students committed suicide by jumping off buildings. Some of them died successfully, others failed, and my heart almost stopped beating. You know, my family lives on the eighth floor, and I was afraid that the children would jump out of the window, so I asked someone to install an iron window. But some children jump at school, so I can't ask the headmaster to install all the columns. My husband loses his temper when he sees such news. Newspapers and news show the parents of the children and write down their names. My husband scolded the child and said, "If you dare to jump off a building and cause me to report it, I will crush you like an ant!" " I really can't bear to part with those children. I feel sorry for their parents. It is not easy to bring up a child until he is sixteen or seventeen, and it takes a lot of effort. He jumped out of the building, but his parents were still alive. When his mother heard someone say, "How is my child?" Her heart is so twisted that she can never lift it. Newspapers and news have written their parents' names again. It looks as if they killed their own children. Is it immoral? Mr. Confucius, I really don't understand why children jump off buildings when they are full. You are smarter. Can you persuade them that your parents gave birth to you and raised you, and they have worked hard without credit? Parents are infatuated. Even if the fortune teller said when the child was born that he would jump off a building at the age of seventeen, his parents would be infatuated with raising him until he was seventeen. Mr. Confucius, please tell them this meaning, otherwise, "bang", one jump, "bang", two jumps, then we women can't dance anymore, right!

In addition, the mothers in my building often chat together. Some of them want to send their children abroad, and some want to move their hukou to a better school district. It is said that only in this way can children get into a good school. I really want to do this, but because my husband is not very good at making money, (the house is still under loan! ) I also heard that they often compare gifts, ask tutors and attend cram schools, as if good classes in that good school cost a lot of money. Once, a mother sighed and mentioned your name and said, "If only Confucius were here!" " "The first time I heard the educational ideal of" teaching without class "and" self-discipline, I have never been ignorant ",I knew that" teaching without class "was" teaching without class "and" Liang Xiu "was jerky (I looked it up in the dictionary); I think you are really good and kind. Guanyin Bodhisattva will bless your family! Can you come forward and tell the Minister of Education not to classify children? It's not the environmental protection bureau. Do you have to divide glass cans and aluminum cans? Besides, can you talk to your parents on TV? Don't force children to be admitted to Jianzhong, Yi Bei and National Taiwan University. Studying is almost the same as eating. If a child's stomach is very small, if you force him to eat something that can only be eaten with a big belly, his stomach will explode, just like when I was a child, I helped sell ducks at home. In order to be heavier, I tried my best to fill the duck's stomach with a pump. I think the child is healthy. When they grow up, they shouldn't rob banks or kill people. If he is forced to take the first place, even the whole school is not the first in the country, nor is it the first in the world! Like me, I won't force my children to get the first place in the exam, because I'm not the first mother. How can I give birth to my first child? Yes!

However, I heard those mothers say that it seems that the education problem is very serious now. I'm not as knowledgeable and talkative as they are, so I want to write this letter to you and ask the newspaper to transfer it for me. I mean, since you have such a good reputation as a teacher, I wonder if you have any summer remedial classes? I asked around. I heard that your students didn't jump off a building or commit suicide in the middle of their studies. I want you to come out and teach my children, so that I don't have to be afraid. Can you send me the enrollment brochure and registration form? Ten copies, Mrs Chen next door, Mrs Li on the third floor and Mrs Lin on the fourth floor. )

Also, I wonder if you prefer "New Dongyang" beef jerky or "Black Bridge"? Is a hundred boxes enough?

In other words, Mr. Confucius, it is best not to eat too much meat.

Congratulations.

health

Mrs. Jane, sincerely