What are the sentences that spoof friends on Tanabata?

It's really fun to peel it off Do you want to make fun of your friends and colleagues in Chinese Valentine's Day? Then Bian Xiao will tell you which sentences spoof Tanabata. I hope you have a good time, but at the same time don't get too excited.

What are the sentences that spoof friends on Tanabata?

1. Do you know what I want to eat for Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

Miss you every day in 2.365, miss you all the time in 8760, hug you for 525,600 minutes, and kiss you for 31536,000 seconds! Honey, marry me!

You have a thousand reasons to hate me, but I still love you, with one exception! Dear, Happy Tanabata!

4. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I really miss you. Love is eternal, marriage is impossible, you have money, we are still predestined friends!

5, the heart is only a moment, but it takes a long time to forget this moment, maybe one year, two years, ten years, or even a lifetime!

6. I am water and you are mud. We were molded into heaven and earth together, and then smashed into pieces in the sun. You and I refuse to grow old in the debris. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Thank you very much for giving me the happiest time in my life. Today is Valentine's Day in China. May we love each other forever and grow old together! Kiss you deeply!

8, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

9. Our online love begins today! Really sweet! I hope you will be by my side every Tanabata. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

10, if there is love in the sky, if my dream will come true, let my heart love completely. My love for you is indescribable, just like the wind is blowing and the rain is not stopping.

1 1, Laoyue distributed karma among the lucky ones! Single people get fate, lovers get love, and married people get happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

12, Tanabata is here, don't apologize to me quickly! Who told you to invade my infield without authorization? There is no reason to occupy my missing highland, and you don't ask me to spend Tanabata with you!

13, forgive me for giving your mobile phone number to a stranger. His name is Cupid, and he wants to tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

14, Acacia is sad, misses you and loves you for a long time; Take advantage of this festival to express one's feelings to the galaxy and swear love; Would you like to be my Weaver Girl and grow old together? Happy tanabata!

15, you know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, which will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

16, love is a protracted war, after arduous positional warfare, tug-of-war and guerrilla warfare? I finally understand that you are invincible! I surrender, please accept a prisoner of war!

17, just consider me overbearing! Anyway, you have to accompany me all day this year, give me back all the time you usually owe me, and then say to me, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

18, if you don't have a lover, haha. We share the same fate. Who says you need a lover to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata? I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day!

19, I followed my wife when she went out, and she ordered me to obey, but she didn't blindly follow me; I'm waiting for my wife to put on makeup. I remember her birthday. I'm willing to spend money. I put up with her abuse.

20、? I am always rejected by others, and I want to refuse others once. Today is Tanabata, just tell me that you did it for me once. ? Okay, I like you. ? I like you too. ?

2 1, waiting for the stars, hoping for rain, counting the stars, wishing for the stars. There are thousands of stars and rain in Qian Qian in the starry sky, and the stars and stars all hope to return to the present. I wish friends from afar peace and happiness, and know each other with a smile. Happy Tanabata, sweet love.

22. In this sacred and romantic February in the West, I sincerely say: Happy Valentine's Day on Qixi! I wish you and your loved ones happiness forever!

23. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there is no text message.

24. Love is like a piece of candy. Sweet in the mouth and sticky in the arms. If you accidentally get stuck, your tears will be salty. On the occasion of Tanabata, I wish all lovers in the world will be well!

25. Qixi Valentine's Day is coming. Can you give me a present? Please put your right hand on your face and touch your face instead of me; Put your left hand on your heart and let me hear you miss my heartbeat. Happy Valentine's Day!

26. Today is Qixi Valentine's Day. Sending you a flower means I miss you. Sending you two flowers means I miss you very much. Flowers are sent to you all over the mountain: don't run, the bumblebee has been attracted. Happy tanabata.

27. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your furry hand and take a bite! Oh, it is love that makes us walk upright! Let's go hunting together on Valentine's Day.

28. Your heart is my heart. I fell in love with you and have been infatuated with you all my life. Your heart is in my heart, I can't see you, only sad; You care about others, there is no one around, please rest assured; Change your heart with your heart, even if an arrow goes through your heart, it won't change your heart!

29. Valentine's Day in China. The farther away I am, the more I love. The farther away I am, the stronger my love is. I hope that our Tanabata will always belong to us, that our Tanabata will always be happy and that we belong to each other.

30, Tanabata is approaching, send you a bunch of lilies and give you a brilliant life; Send you a bunch of roses to make your life romantic; Send you a warm blue sky and bring you warmth, brilliance and dreams for a lifetime!

3 1, Tanabata is coming again, good luck is coming again, happy events and beautiful things are hilarious, good luck is screaming, lovers and friends are laughing, and good luck is jumping. Only good luck is the most important thing!

I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to make love with you forever!

33. Holding acacia's mobile phone and acacia's information; Express the feeling of lovesickness, the person who loves lovesickness is you; Today is the Chinese Valentine's Day. I wish you the best. Acacia is my constant affection. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

34. The matchmaker registered the handsome guys and beautiful women in the world and gave them to Yue Lao for review. After reading them, Yue Lao ordered: Tanabata is coming, send a text message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and happiest person, and wish him a happy Tanabata in advance!

On the seventh day of July, today, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will meet at the Queqiao. Send a message to say hello when you are in Chinese Valentine's Day. I wish you good health and a happy mood. The most important thing is that husband and wife love each other.

36. The legend of Tanabata is so touching that I love to listen to marriage. Today's Tanabata night, many men and women are in love. I only hope that there is a lover in the world, and love and love are inseparable. I wish all lovers in the world well and live forever!

37. When a meteor falls, it is the sky crying; It's raining, that's my mind rising; The moon rose, so your eyes met mine. The flying of the human magpie is a tribute to Chinese Valentine's Day who loves!

38. Dodge bin Laden's tail, avoid the crowds in the US election, avoid the violent explosion of mine accidents, and bypass the tsunami attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Valentine's Day, my friend!

39. Weave the sweetness of acacia into a happy net, build a bridge of happiness with boundless love, and let endless friendship have a blessing taste to inform you that Qixi has arrived. I wish you sweet love, embrace happiness and happiness in your later years!

40. Flowers have a hope that the sky will give it sunshine; Baiyun has a hope, hoping that the wind will fly with it; Bees have one hope, that is, the fragrance of flowers in all seasons; I also have a hope that you will be safe and healthy!

4 1, Queqiao Fairy, how much love flies for nine days, only hate this moment in the world, the moonlight reflects the water, love is better than gold, I wish happiness every day, and Tanabata will always be happy and sweet.

42. The floating clouds and the bright moon build a heavenly palace, which is the old scene of Qixi; Crickets, crickets, grass, etc. ; All kinds of love, all kinds of feelings, only one night to complain; Lang Qing's concubine is sweet and sweet, and it's a thousand-year-old story!

43. July 7th is Valentine's Day in China. Cowherd and Weaver Girl will meet at Xiadi, and the magical news will be sent to you first. Receiving love will be sweet, storing feelings will be more firm, and forwarding it to family will increase harmony. Even if it is deleted, life will be as happy as you wish!

44. Honey, do you remember what day tomorrow is? Wrong guess! It's not the first time to hold hands or kiss, but the anniversary of the rose you gave me last Valentine's Day!

45, winter or summer, just care about yourself; Singles Day, complete sentence http://Www. 1juzI.coM/ Qixi, just have a good holiday; I wish you a natural and unrestrained play, a stable and comfortable life and a little happiness from time to time!

46, Tanabata is coming, a short message, I wish you a smooth work, happiness every second, always smile, be happy, be healthy, make a lot of money, love without love is coming, and happiness with love is old. Happy tanabata!

47. Tanabata is the watchful eye of Cowherd and Weaver Girl for many years. Tanabata is an eternal example of love. On Tanabata, I offer my best wishes to my friends and wish you all the best in your love career! Everything is lucky!

China Valentine's Day gift tips: jewelry for beautiful people, flowers for romantic people, chocolate for obese people, love letters for stupid people, jokes for lovely people, this message is for you! Wish you a happy holiday!

49, Tanabata arrived, a short message, I wish you a smooth work, happiness every second, always smile, happy mood, good health, a lot of money, love without love is coming, and happiness with love is old. Happy tanabata!

50. There are always some things that are hard to forget. Some people always keep them in mind, and some days they have to let go of their troubles. On this Tanabata occasion, send a message to wish you a good mood and let happiness harass you! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

5 1, red flower means auspiciousness, orange flower means sweetness, yellow flower means luck, green flower means vitality, blue flower means happiness, blue flower means wishful thinking, purple flower means romance, and seven-color flower is collected through Qixi.

52. Laugh at night just because the stars are shining; Flowers smile, just because the sun rises; You smiled, because my blessing arrived: I wish you a sweet and happy love life, getting better every day! Happy Tanabata, happy every day!

53, white clouds blossoming, depicting dreams; The sky is blue, fly together; The wind blows, and my thoughts fly; The rain is falling and falling in my heart; Acacia is bitter and love; Chinese Valentine's Day loves you forever. Happy tanabata!

54. Take a glass of wine in the morning and evening, and lovers will meet after dusk. The intoxicating smile is a little shy, don't look. Tanabata is not only in the sky, but also on earth. I wish my friends good luck and happiness together forever!

55. Give love a face that is not old, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world. Happy tanabata!

56. Dragonflies fly, butterflies chase, and troubles lock up a lot. You can't know how to drink more until you watch the geese fly and people return. Live and die together, let go of each other The clouds chase the moon and the wind blows the willows. May my dear you be happy.

57. Tanabata is coming. May you reap seven gifts, a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace and a true feeling on Tanabata. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.

58. Fly to the clouds, sleep with the moon, and the stars are naughty and fascinated by love; Wrong constellation, full of milky way water, magpies bridge the party, meet for love. Tanabata is here. May your love be romantic and sweet!

59. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The reason why I feel so cold is because I miss you so much. I can't help saying to you: I really miss you!

60. Meet Sang Ma under the starry sky and on the grape trellis. Meteor shower, wishing wall, flowers moving in pairs. On the Milky Way and on the Magpie Bridge, there is a love affair between a cow and a girl. Tanabata, I hug you sweetly. Bless Tanabata, happiness and beauty! .

6 1, Valentine's Day on July 7, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; It is meaningless that I don't love you; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I can't not text you. Happy holidays!

62. As the seventh day approaches, send me seven wishes: I wish to be healthy, happy and healthy; Three wishes for endless happiness, four wishes for endless happiness; Five wishes for financial resources, and six wishes for a step-by-step promotion; Tanabata Valentine's Day, more willing to love!

63. Flowers bloom and fall for several spring and autumn, when will it stop? In the dream, the big hand is holding the small hand, and the psychological image is played circularly. I miss you occasionally, but I miss you more at this time. The day of meeting has arrived again, and the SMS bridge has been set up! Happy tanabata!

64. I specially collected the first sunshine of Tanabata, put it in my mobile phone, and then made up a short message and sent it to you. Hope to receive this? Fresh? You can feel my warm blessing through SMS: Be sure to be happy!

65. One I plus one you equals two (love); 1717 is equal to 14 (the world), so 77 is equal to loving a person's life! Dear, Tanabata Valentine's Day, may our love last a lifetime!

66. In ancient times, butterflies flew together. What's the sadness of meeting you in this life? The white snake went to heaven, Xu Xiansui, and did not regret moving heaven. On July 7th, the Magpie Bridge Club was built, and Cowherd intended to weave a girl Wei, which he pursued through the ages. Guess a blessing: Happy Tanabata!

Dear Weaver Girl: Valentine's Day on Tanabata is coming. May we hold high the great banner of infatuation with China characteristics, carry forward the fine tradition of meeting at Queqiao, and let two people love always online and jointly create a new situation of love. Sincerity from cowherd.

68, love is a feeling, pain also feel happy; Love is an experience, heartbreak is sweet; Love is an experience, broken and beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet and beautiful! Happy Valentine's Day!

69. Exile my happiness, block my smile, freeze my happiness and destroy my gentleness. As long as you don't give me an instruction to forgive me, my life will only be lonely. Forgive me, I am so infatuated!

I need a wife to cook for me. Beauty, you are so cute. Can you care about me? I am handsome and dressed in fashion. I have always believed in true love. I hope to have a relationship, and I will have a good time about the romantic Tanabata.

7 1, I don't think it's appropriate. I hope my husband sings with her. I don't want perfect love, I want to fly with me. I don't want to be rich all my life. I want to be with you every night. Your fantastic charm makes me infatuated with no regrets. The annual Chinese Valentine's Day will accompany you every year.

72. On Tanabata, the Milky Way will become a love bridge, the magpie bridge will become a heart bridge, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will become love spokespersons for marriage. I heard that this day is the best day to make a wish, and I will bless you silently. I hope you will be happy forever!

73. I would like to be a bunch of brilliant flowers, blooming on the roadside where you must pass; I would like to be a deep-sea diving fish, swimming in the ocean of your heart; I would like to be a blue star in the night sky, shining on your pillow. Happy Valentine's Day!

74. Dear? Scanning? To you, my love? Program? Just? Start? Well, people say we are very? Compatible? . Belong to? Hyperlinks? . Especially in the days we met, our feelings were very fast. Upgrade? Yes!

75. In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you. Valentine's Day is meaningful because of you!

76. The most romantic thing about flowers is that they bloom enchanting with each other; The most romantic thing about leaves is that they are fragrant side by side; The most romantic thing in my heart, Qi Mei smiled at each other; Love the most romantic thing, grow old together; My most romantic thing, Tanabata and you * * * degrees.

77. The waves of the Milky Way are jumping and the universe is full of love; Cowherd and Weaver Girl swing the crescent moon and meet on the magpie bridge; No one knows what they said, but they are absolutely flushed anyway. Tanabata is here, I wish you a happy and beautiful love!

78. According to the fortune teller, I'm destined to have good luck in the peach blossom. I'm doomed. On Qixi night, I will miss you. Only by talking to people with the same fate can I alleviate the pain. The person who received this letter is predestined friends. I hope to keep my appointment on time.

79. The flower has a hope that the sky will give it sunshine; Baiyun has a hope, hoping that the wind will fly with it; Bees have one hope, that is, the fragrance of flowers in all seasons; I also have a hope that you will be safe and healthy! Happy tanabata!

80, I can't shake the suffocation, I am familiar with it; If you can't finish talking, you are a little attached; Endless love, how much lovesickness; Endless love words, a few lingering. Tanabata Moon To tell the truth, I just wish you would stay with me forever. Love you forever!

8 1, filar silk love around the heart, love around the ear, leave a message about mountains and green waters, leave a message about the Wizard of Oz, and leave a message about white clouds. Only you can be my favorite. Please spend this wonderful Tanabata night with me. Amen!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The reason why I feel so lonely is that I miss you so much. The book is full of words, and the lines are full of meaning. I can't help but say to you: I really miss you! Happy tanabata!

83. For male compatriots, there are four kinds of rules for Tanabata: one is to live with other people's wives; The second category is to live with yourself and your wife; The third category is living alone; The fourth category is watching your wife with someone else.

84. The flowers are fragrant on Tanabata, and the stars and the moon are bright. You are the Weaver Girl, I am the Cowherd, and childhood friends are holding hands. You are a wonderful flower, hard to find in the world. I am willing to pay for you and care for you forever. Tanabata * * * Yang Xingyue loves eternity!

85. The Magpie Bridge is full of twists and turns, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl get married. Romantic stars set each other off, and happiness is fragrant. Tanabata is coming. To be honest, I love the sea like a river. Stay together in this life, and always fall in love like honey. Dear, I love you forever.

86. What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic. Otherwise, even if two people date on the moon, they won't feel romantic!