? Dong Fangshuo, a strange man in the early Han Dynasty, gained the attention of Emperor Gaozu Liu Che in a different way.

Liang Wudi used to be an era of talented people, including not only Li Guang, Wei Qing and Huo Qubing, who were good at fighting. There are also civil servants like Ji An and GongSunHong. Among these numerous talents, the emergence of new talents has added a different color to this period. Full of knowledge, but not a word of peace and prosperity. He is unrestrained and vicious; His behavior is ridiculous. Is an alternative figure in the eyes of ministers. So, how did Dong Fangshuo, who is incompatible with people, emerge? Dong Fangshuo's behavior is different after all. & gt Dong Fangshuo was a very special person among many talents in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. We could hardly find a suitable word to describe him at that time. In our present era, values are diversified. We can give Dong Fangshuo a name. Call him an alternative wizard. The so-called otherness means that there is a different category. He is different from ordinary people. Let's talk about seven different performances of Dong Fangshuo. The first thing is to apply for a job. Let's see how Dong Fangshuo applied for a job. The succession was in 140 BC. That is, the first year of Jianyuan succeeded to the throne. After Emperor Wu ascended the throne, the first thing he did was to select talents. At that time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty issued an imperial edict recommending virtuous scribes. But at the same time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty allowed others to go to Shu. That is, you can write a cover letter to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty will hire you if he likes. According to historical records, after Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty issued the imperial edict, thousands of people came to apply. Thousands of people took part in the election. So thousands of people took part in the election. We now have a very fashionable word "audition". The definition of "sea election" is to select talents without setting a threshold. Dong Fangshuo took part in the audition. The weakness of Audition is that there are too many opponents. How to attract the attention of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty among many opponents? This is a great skill. & gt what about Dong Fangshuo? There is a sea breeze blowing in Dong Fangshuo. He used "sea blowing" to "audition", and there is no threshold for "audition" to elect talents. Blowing the sea is irrelevant, blowing Daniel. Let's look at Dong Fangshuo. How did he write to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? He said that Dong Fangshuo was a right-hand man who lost his parents when he was young and was raised by his brother and sister-in-law. I started studying at the age of thirteen, and finished reading literature and history books in three winters. Then I read 220 thousand words. At the age of fifteen, I learned fencing, and at the age of sixteen, I learned to read poetry books. However, he 19 studied Sun Tzu's Art of War and read 220,000 words. So now I am 22 years old and have read all the books in the world. This is about your knowledge first. And talk about your talent. He said I was nine feet three inches tall. We know that Xiang Yu is eight feet tall. Nine feet three, a big man in his early twenties, more than two meters. He said that my eyes are as bright as pearls and my teeth are as neat and white as shells. At the same time, I have Meng Ben's courage, Qing Ji's agility (the pre-Qin dynasty was famous for its agility), Bao Shu's integrity, and a little integrity (the name of a person in the pre-Qin dynasty was under the bridge with his girlfriend, but his friends didn't come, and the river rose, so he stuck to it and drowned). Let me give these four people a brief explanation. He said I was braver than Meng Ben. Meng Ben, I am an ancient warrior who defended my country. He said I was agile, just like Qing Ji. Qing Ji was the most agile man in ancient times. He said I was as clean as Uncle Bao. Uncle Bao is a doctor of Qi. & gt He said, I still have slight integrity. He was a very trustworthy person in ancient times. He has a very strange story. One day, Weisheng made an appointment with his girlfriend, and they met under the bridge. Then his girlfriend didn't come, and Weisheng waited under the bridge, waiting and waiting. The river rose sharply, and Wei Sheng didn't want to leave until the river rose and drowned Wei Sheng. I didn't leave here. He said that I have the advantages of these four people. Therefore, I am a civil servant with both ability and political integrity. This is Dong Fangshuo's application letter. As soon as this application letter was handed up, Emperor Wu's eyes lit up. Because in thousands of application letters. Dong Fangshuo's cover letter was written in an unusual way. So think about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. As an examiner, he has to look at thousands of applications every day. Looking for a job and writing a job application, it seems that this Dong Fangshuo is written in different ways. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty suddenly remembered "Dong Fangshuo". This man wants to use it. He can attract people's attention, in other words, when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty fell into aesthetic fatigue, he gave a very strong impact. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty remembered this time. Well, Dong Fangshuo was chosen once this time. After being selected, his treatment is to wait for a "bus". It is waiting for the emperor to summon it in the bus hall. This is the first thing we talked about, job hunting. Secondly, let's talk about his promotion. After Dong Fangshuo entered the official career, he stayed for a period of time and felt bored. Why? He is at this bus stop, which is a very cold yamen. He can't see the emperor easily, and his salary is very thin. & gt After a while, Dong Fangshuo got bored. He hoped that the emperor would promote him and raise his rank a little, but no one promoted him. Dong Fangshuo thought for a moment, since no one promoted me. I will give myself a promotion and improve my level. How did he mention it? Of course, there was no The Journey to the West at that time. In fact, we were told to see Dong Fangshuo, a bus waiting to be called, just like the Monkey King went to the sky and was met by Bi Marvin. Although he has an official position, he just started and actually died. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't take him seriously at all, so he tried to promote himself. If you want to think about it, you must start with "Bi Marvin". What shall we do? Because Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty found a group of people to raise horses for him. When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty raised horses, he was looking for a dwarf. He found a group of dwarfs to help him raise horses. Dong Fangshuo thought, OK, that's a plan. Then Dong Fangshuo found a group of people who raised horses for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. I told them something, and the emperor said with an expression on his face: You people have no strength to farm, no ability to be officials, and no courage to fight, so the emperor decided to kill you all. Hearing this, the dwarfs wanted to kill them. Besides, what Dong Fangshuo said about the killing is very reasonable. No farming, no being an official, no fighting. Give you food for nothing and then kill you. This group of people cried with fear, so they begged Dong Fangshuo to help me. Dong Fangshuo said, I pity you and give you a solution. Said to stay for a while, the emperor will pass by here. When the emperor comes, you kneel for mercy. Maybe we can save our lives. & gt Dong Fangshuo said and left. After a while, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty came over. At the sight of the arrival of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, these dwarfs all knelt down with a brush and a splash. He kept shouting "The Emperor forgave me". I fooled Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't know what was going on and asked. It turned out that Dong Fangshuo said that he would kill all these dwarfs, but Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was so angry that he stopped fighting. First of all, I comforted these dwarfs, that's all. Then he called Dong Fangshuo and said, "Why did you falsely preach the imperial edict?" ? Dong Fangshuo confidently said that these dwarfs are less than three feet tall, but their salary is a bag of rice, 240 dollars. I'm 9' 3, and my salary is also a bag of rice 240 yuan. They ate so much that their stomachs burst. I'm so hungry that my heart is stuck on my back. If you think I'm useful, give me a raise. If you think I can't do it, send me away and we can save some rice. Hearing this, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty laughed. Now everything has happened. If the people don't want officials or land, they have to eat their stomachs. The emperor had to agree. Ok, from "the bus to be summoned" to "the Golden Horse Gate to be summoned". This "Golden Horse Gate Waiting for Call" is different from "Bus Waiting for Call". Close to the emperor, the salary is also high. This time, according to our current fashionable words, Dong Fangshuo called it a "spoof". Dong Fangshuo, this is a bold prank. He used a group of extras to make the dwarfs be extras and made a spoof. Made Liang Wudi laugh. & gt Because Dong Fangshuo has a principle, he thinks that no matter what he does, nothing will happen as long as the emperor Ahaha smiles. He worked again this time. So the more you do, the bolder Dong Fangshuo will be. It will be dog days soon, that is, dog days. There is a dog day, which is a sacrifice, and this day is a sacrifice. On the day of Furi sacrifice, the emperor gave the ministers meat and gave them a lot of meat. But the ministers are waiting for the meat, and the meat-dividing officer has been slow to come. The minister was anxious and the sun set. Stupid can't wait for this meat officer, and those ministers are not sweating. This time, Dong Fangshuo, no one wants us to do it ourselves. Dong Fangshuo himself stepped forward and pulled out his knife. He found the biggest part of the big piece of meat, cut a knife hard, cut a big piece and put it in his arms. As he cut, he said to other ministers, "It's hot today, so I won't wait to go home early. Sorry, I have to go first! " . & gt He left with meat in his arms. Other ministers dare not. Who dares to cut meat without imperial edict? Everyone is silly, watching Dong Fangshuo take the meat away. One by one, I was so angry that I didn't get any points until the meat officer came. I didn't want to when the meat pipe came the next day. I reported it to the emperor. Liang Wudi thought, this is another opportunity, such as reporting the whole of Dong Fangshuo to Liang Wudi. Emperor Wu asked, what happened yesterday? Just ask Dong Fangshuo. When Dong Fangshuo heard the emperor scold him, he first took off his hat and apologized. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty won't spare him. You can't just take off your hat and apologize. You must make self-criticism. You give me a self-criticism in front of a hundred officials. Criticism and inspection are profound, and they can pass the exam. If they are not profound, they can't pass the official. Dong Fangshuo a listen to, self-criticism is a piece of cake, open your mouth. He made the following self-criticism. He said, "Dong Fangshuo and Dong Fangshuo, it's rude of you to cut meat before the imperial edict! How spectacular it is to draw your own sword and cut your own meat! How clean it is to cut the meat into such small pieces! Take this meat home, don't eat it yourself, give it all to your wife. What a model of loving your wife! Dong Fangshuo this self-criticism haven't say that finish, the emperor was bent with laughter. Full of Wu Wen couldn't hold back any longer and smiled. Emperor Wu said, is this self-criticism or self-praise? This is the third thing about Dong Fangshuo. & gt Dong Fangshuo won himself a ticket by blowing into the sea; He also amused Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty with his golden words and jade words, and escaped punishment again and again. Dong Fangshuo's performance is really different from other ministers in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. In the imperial court, the prime minister, Gong Sunhong, was pleasing to the eye; Zhang Tang, a brutal official, tried his best. Only Dong Fangshuo can laugh at himself and make fun of himself. Then, with these skills alone, can Dong Canfang Shuo make waves in the court of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty? What else can he do to impress Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? & gt Once, in the center of Chang 'an Zhangjian Palace, an animal ran out. This animal looks like an elk. But the ministers didn't know each other, so they reported it to Emperor Wu, who went to see it himself. Seeing that Emperor Wu didn't know him, he thought of Dong Fangshuo and asked Dong Fangshuo to have long eyes to see what it was. & gt When Dong Fangshuo came to see me, I knew that I had to answer. Dong Fangshuo: No, I'm hungry now. You get me some wine and meat. I am full and have the strength to answer. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had no choice but to bring good wine and meat. Dong Fangshuo eats and drinks like a sea, so he ate a meal and finished it. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty waited for him to reveal the secret, but Dong Fangshuo couldn't. I'm full. I have no next meal. There is a fertile land outside the city, surrounded by ponds and reeds. That's good. Please give me land and lakes, and I will answer. Hearing this, the Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty didn't Dong Fangshuo play big cards? But there's no way to say yes. Here you are. Dong Fangshuo didn't answer. Said that this animal is called fangs, and he said what fangs are. Said that this animal looks the same with its mouth full of teeth. There is no difference in the size of this tooth. He is arranged like a horse, calling a tooth neatly. What does this tusk mean? It means that some people in the world will surrender to our Han Dynasty. So Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very happy. The appearance of fangs means that foreigners have submitted to the Han Dynasty. So Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty rewarded Dong Fangshuo. The next year, it was the evil king of the Huns who brought tens of thousands of people to the Han Dynasty. Dong Fangshuo's forecast of the previous year was realized. So in the second year, Emperor Wu rewarded Dong Fangshuo with many things. This is Dong Fangshuo's consultation. We regard him as an imperial edict, waiting for the emperor's consultation. But Dong Fangshuo's imperial edict is very strange and unusual. On the one hand, this person is very smart, really smart and knowledgeable. In addition, it also shows that Dong Fangshuo knows what an emperor is, and when an emperor is magnanimous and valuable. Dong Fangshuo knew that when a person is useful, he is valuable. You dare to play only if you are useful. Therefore, Dong Fangshuo has a great feature. It was the emperor who asked him for advice that he dared to ask for it openly. There are two points about this. First, he thought he was sure and answered all the questions raised by the emperor. Another Dong Fangshuo was sure that he could make the emperor laugh when he was about to get angry. Just smile and everything will be fine. This is the fourth thing we talked about. Dong Fangshuo is not only very different on these issues. We are paying attention to the marriage in Dong Fangshuo. There are three major disciplines. The first discipline is to marry a Beijing woman. Not a girl from the capital, he doesn't want it. & gt this is the first discipline. The second commandment, according to Historical Records and Hanshu, he wants to marry a good woman. Good is beauty, a good girl is beauty, and * * * is youth. Simply put, a good girl is a little beauty. First city, second little beauty. Article 3 change a wife every year. Because Dong Fangshuo was often rewarded by the emperor. What did he do with the emperor's gifts? Every year we bid farewell to old beauties and welcome new beauties. He changed his wife every year, and the ministers at that time didn't like him. Reflect this to the emperor. Said Dong Fangshuo was crazy. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also defended Dong Fangshuo. Said Dong Fangshuo thanks to these problems, he didn't have this problem, which one of you can compare with him. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was quite partial to him. This is Dong Fangshuo's marriage. The sixth thing is to get a reward. Dong Fangshuo was often rewarded by the emperor. & gt Among them, the emperor gave the most two things. One is to give things; One is for diaosi. Giving food means giving him food. What does Dong Fangshuo eat? The emperor gave him a meal, and he wolfed it down without limit. Don't stay after eating, but also pack. So we all know about packaging now, and everyone thinks that packaging is from abroad. In fact, the packaging patent right was owned by Dong Fangshuo in the period of Emperor Wu of ancient China. Dong Fangshuo was the first person to invent packaging. At that time, there were no plastic bags or lunch boxes. The packaging in Dong Fangshuo is very strange. He took off his clothes, wrapped the meat in his clothes and left with the meat. So his clothes are often packed. He doesn't care if he gets dirty. When ministers saw him packing like this, they all felt that this man was very worthless. He also ignored it. Eat in the sea, pack up and leave. This is food, and there is another kind of silk. The emperor often gave him silk, which was heavy, difficult to package and had a bad back. Dong Fangshuo found a pole and took home all the silk that the emperor gave him. Give him a diaosi, which is mainly used to satisfy the little beauty. His salary is high, but he also spends a lot of money. Because he has to change it once a year. & gt Dong Fangshuo was once called a "wise man". Because people saw his wisdom in Dong Fangshuo. Dong Fangshuo is a maverick. It can be said that having his wisdom as capital highlights the uniqueness of this person. But life in Dong Fangshuo is not always smooth sailing. A person who is often rewarded by the emperor will be envied. So, how will Dong Fangshuo treat those who are jealous of him? & gt let me talk about the seventh thing, jealousy. Think of Dong Fangshuo, an unusual man, whom the emperor likes. The result is that some people are jealous. Dong Fangshuo is jealous of others, and he has his own strange tricks. His strange tricks are also quite powerful. On one occasion, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't have so many games and couldn't surf the Internet. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is also bored. Just ask the minister to play something? Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty caught a gecko, and then buckled it with utensils and pots, so that the ministers could guess what was buckled under it. Ministers, whoever guesses correctly will be rewarded. Ministers are speculating, and no one can guess. Finally, I asked Dong Fangshuo to guess that Dong Fangshuo had gone there to have a look. After listening, he said, you said this thing is a dragon, right? It has no feet. It's a snake, right? It has no legs. But he can climb the wall again. So I guess this thing is either a gecko or a lizard. Then after he guessed, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty smiled and gave him many things. This is enough for Dong Fangshuo to marry for two years. What about Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? I'm unlucky. I'm afraid he will be cheated. And let him guess. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty decided once, and he won once. After a while, he gave a mountain of things. As a result, one person did not want to. This man's surname is Mrs. Guo. & gt He has always been around Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and he is very loved by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He thinks you have so many things, Mr. Guo screams. He said that everything Dong Fangshuo said didn't count. I'll let him guess something. If he is right, I would rather take a hundred boards. If he guesses wrong, all his silk is mine. Dong Fangshuo agreed. Mrs. Guo found a leaf with fungi. Put this leaf under the pot and let Dong Fangshuo guess. Dong Fangshuo guessed it easily. This guess, Mr. Guo has nothing to say. Get a reward, 100 board. That one hundred boards beat Mr. Guo to a scream. Dong Fangshuo behaved rudely at this time. Dong Fangshuo watched him being beaten and smiled sarcastically. This Mr. Guo was unlucky, so Mr. Guo got into a fight and set up a few more mysteries. No mystery can confuse Dong Fangshuo. We talked about seven things above. Through these seven things, we can see that Dong Fangshuo is different from all the ministers in Liang Wudi's time. That's why our episode is called an alternative wizard. He is a very different person. & gt Dong Fangshuo's uniqueness made him particularly prominent in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Why should Dong Fangshuo be a different person? What is his profound understanding of himself? /I will continue to tell you after the advertisement. & gt Dong Fangshuo's unusual performance has caused many speculations and comments on this character. So that some people say that he is a complete clown, so why did Dong Fangshuo behave like this? What does he know about himself? & gt Why should Dong Fangshuo be a different person? This is a question worth discussing. He is such a strange person, why do you want to be an alternative person? Once upon a time there was an attendant in the center of the palace. When he saw Dong Fangshuo, he asked Mr. Dongfang. I heard that you have a brain problem and are crazy. Do you think everyone's statement is correct? Dong Fangshuo said what they said was wrong. He said I was a person, but I'm not crazy. What did he say I was? I just regard that court as a secluded place. Why do these people say he is crazy? There are many troubles in the central court. We talked about seven things just now. In fact, when the waiter asked him, there was only one thing in front of Dong Fangshuo. Dong Fangshuo finally make to what extent? He got drunk in the palace, ran to the office of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and took a piss. I pee in the office of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Of course, Emperor Wu was very angry and dismissed Dong Fangshuo. However, no one pushed him to the end, told him to wait for the official position and demoted him. He also needs letters, because Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty could not do without such people. We'll talk about why we can't live without him later. Dong Fangshuo replied that you said I was wrong. I'm not crazy. In fact, I regard the imperial court as a secluded place. Then drink. When Dong Fangshuo is drinking, when the wine is strong, Dong Fangshuo sings according to the ground. I just sang a song according to him. This song later had a name, called "According to the Land Song". This song has been handed down to this day. & gt？ There are a few words in this song "Song of the Earth": Shen Lu is in the vulgar, avoiding the Golden Horse Gate and avoiding the Palace. Why is it at the foot of Hao Lu? What does this sentence mean? I am a drifter, living in seclusion in the palace. Since the imperial court can be used as a secluded place, why should I go to the mountains and live in that thatched cottage? This statement was later extended by people, and everyone recognized that Dong Fangshuo was a great hermit. Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem "Zhong Yin". Later, people developed him and developed him into three famous sayings in ancient China: "Small hidden in the wild, middle hidden in the city, big hidden in the DPRK". Today, some of our contemporaries added another sentence to him, saying, "I am too vague on the Internet." It's in the middle of the internet. That's a super hermit. Silver is an ordinary hermit. He lives in seclusion among the people, which means "Silver is in the wild", and the wild is the people. "China is hidden in the city" is the market; "The Great Tibetan Dynasty" Dong Fangshuo regarded Tang Chao as a secluded place. So that we can understand it better. Therefore, Dong Fangshuo actually regarded the imperial court and the whole court as his seclusion. A hermit, in this way, it is easy for us to understand why he behaves so differently. Dong Fangshuo took this court as his seclusion. Since he lives in seclusion, what he pursues is freedom, freedom, truth and happiness. So, Dong Fangshuo cuts his own meat, changes his wife once a year, packs it, and is not afraid to laugh. He can pee in court. He does everything. In fact, these things are related to his absence for a while. If he regards this imperial court as a sacred place and regards his pending imperial edict as a sacred profession, will he dare to do so? He's not like that. He first regarded the imperial court as an isolated place. Since it's a secluded place, it's not surprising that he plays tricks on you and often gives you trouble. & gt Dong Fangshuo's strange behavior is because he takes Tang Chao as his hiding place. He is a real hermit. But on the other hand, we have to ask Dong Fangshuo, who often "disobeyed the Tao" in front of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but was rarely punished. Why is this? Why did Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty tolerate a minister being so presumptuous? & gt Then Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is not a philanthropist. Why did Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty tolerate such a spoof of Dong Fangshuo? The reason is two words: happiness. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty needed all kinds of people, and he needed Wei Qing to expand his territory for him. He needs GongSunHong to handle state affairs for him; He needs Zhang Tang to try the case for him; He also needs Dong Fangshuo to amuse him all day. You see Dong Fangshuo's "Job Search", and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty read "Zhile"; Then Dong Fangshuo made self-criticism and self-examination, and Emperor Wu was happy again. So when he saw Dong Fangshuo, Emperor Wu wanted to laugh. Why doesn't he want such a minister? Therefore, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty actually has a position, that is, among his talents, such as Gong and Ji An, these people regard them as important officials in the DPRK. What about people like Dong Fangshuo? Make fun of it. Therefore, one is etiquette and the other is jester. He needs people on both sides. Therefore, it can be seen that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is really a person who knows life. On the one hand, he needs someone to handle foreign and political affairs for him; He needs someone to make him happy every day. & gt This is a very important reason why he can tolerate Dong Fangshuo. In fact, the great concealment advocated by Dong Fangshuo is a problem of seclusion. To put it simply here, this "concealment" is not a state of existence, and it does not depend on the state of existence. You live among the people, in the street and in the palace. That was not the case. In fact, this kind of "concealment" is more of a processing state. What is big concealment? In my opinion, it means that you can resist the temptation of the outside world and protect your own nature. This is great concealment. This is Dong Fangshuo. He is very smart here. Therefore, Dong Fangshuo, a strange wizard, is different from all the ministers in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. So I'm going to ask you some questions. First of all, is Dong Fangshuo really hiding in North Korea? Besides, he is full of poetry and has read so many books. Is he willing to be an alternative person? Being an official in the DPRK is a well-off person? Just for food and clothing?