There are homophonic ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes.

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.

Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer

Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by

Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)

Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)

Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)

The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)

Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)

Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)

Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)

Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)

This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.

200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)

Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)

Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.

The charm of drought worships witches-damn it

Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)

Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)

Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)

Sand and stone against bluestone-solid (stone)

The first part: Lotus root and lotus root (why I got a pair).

Downward; Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media).

The first part: the dog is eating bones (monks) by the river.

Downward; Poems by Shui Dongpo (corpse).

The first part: The first spring in Xiangyang will always be there.

Downward; There are more than fish in the celebration of good people.

The first part: Master Gu Shang (monk).

Downward; Beautiful women hold embroidery (scholars) in front of the hall.

Part one: Confucius was born in the last year of the Zhou Dynasty.

Downward; Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Lantern Lantern, the paper (orange) shell used to be just windproof.

Downward; Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer).

Part I: Lotus (lotus seed) is bitter in heart.

Downward; Pear (pear) has abdominal acid.

Part I: Living in a pagoda, I looked at Kongming and complained that it was difficult to travel around the river.

Downward; The bird is in the cage, and the heart is in the nest. I hate Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

Note: This couplet is the couplet of Neijiang Sanyuan Tower. Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), Lu Bu (Lu Bu), Cao Chao (Cao Cao), Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

There was a foreigner who stayed in China for some time and thought his Chinese was good. One day, he went shopping alone without an interpreter. After a day of shopping, he returned to the hotel and said to the translator, "You China people are so confident." The translator asked, "What's the matter?" He said: "Every few blocks, I can see some big names that say, China is good, China is good for business, China is good for agriculture, China is good for architecture, China is good for transportation, and China people are good."

At a meeting in the village, the village head said, "Rabbit and shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

One day, a foreign friend and I went to a restaurant to eat jiaozi. The beautiful waitress came to ask. Friends always miss any opportunity to practice Chinese and rush to say, "How much is it to sleep?" The young lady was embarrassed, so she was angry. I quickly explained that he was asking jiaozi how much money. Miss ..................................................................................................................................................... said cheerfully, "Yes, what program do you want?" "It's yellow ..."

Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are made of cement.

Mantis catches cicadas, The goddess patching the sky catches dead sheep in prison, learning from each other's strengths-four famous catchers.