I never thought that Jin Dian's lines were all.

The seventh episode of standard idol drama (the first half)

Ke Bai: Unexpectedly, la la la la la la. Narrator: This episode is sponsored by China Local tyrants Association. "We don't want to be friends with you, thank you." Money can't give me happiness at all, but a lot of money can. Why are you jealous of me? I'm just a Gao Fushuai. Judging from my hairstyle, I must be my father's own son. It is said that everyone else comes by subway. I bought a girl who has a crush on the subway and likes romance. How can I get terminally ill (Wang Dachui: My name is Wang Dachui, and I wake up from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters every day. However, in the face of more than 200 beautiful maids, I am not happy because I have money. I just want to have an unforgettable love. Go away, you fucking guys. Pull the bill with your hand and walk away. Leave me alone. When can I get true love? ah ...................................................................................................................................................... In ........................., there is a company like Billion in my family, and there are more than 20 billion such cleaning women passing by. At this moment, Miss Cleaning threw away the mop and assumed a starting posture. Wang Dachui looked at her in surprise. Wang Dachui: What the hell? The cleaning lady put her head on Wang Dachui's stomach. Wang Dachui's eyes were wide open, and the bigger his mouth was, the bigger his mouth was. He vomited blood and fell more than ten meters away. When she reached the wall, it cracked from the inside out. ) Miss Cleaning: (lowers her head) Sorry, young master, I didn't mean to. (Wang Dachui: My mouth is bleeding. What's the point of seeing little sister? ) cleaning sister: (suddenly staring at her eyes and lowering her head) Oh, I'm sorry, I got your clothes dirty. Wang Dachui: I looked at my clothes and then at my little sister. I vomited blood. What do clothes care about? Wang Dachui: (pulling his sleeve) This is a limited edition handmade in Italy! Very expensive! (At this moment, a water bearer passes by, wearing the same clothes as Wang Dachui. ) Wang Dachui: In short, it's very expensive. I can't afford to sell you! Miss Cleaning: (Staring at him) You ...! (slaps him) I'm a serious cleaning lady, not for sale! Don't think that you can trample on my dignity with a few stinking money! Wang Dachui: Someone dares to attack me with his face covered? I've never felt before! Is this the heartbeat of love? It must be! Local tyrants like me have no resistance to such a humble ordinary woman who is not good at dressing up, but is good at slapping people. Wang Dachui put his hand over his face and wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth. Then I stood up and put my hand back. Ps: Because this action will be used later, let's give this action a name, called "Diaosi Action") Wang Dachui: (Diaosi Action) You are very good! Be my girlfriend! Cleaning sister: (stands up) No way! I am not such a casual girl! You didn't take me around the world on a luxury yacht; Didn't kiss me in a 20,000-foot hot air balloon; Didn't woo me in a field covered with rose petals. Also, we will quarrel, make trouble for no reason and make up, and then quarrel and make up, so that I can be your girlfriend. Wang Dachui: Oh? So much trouble? Then forget it. Goodbye! (Turning her head away very smartly) Miss Cleaning: Well, wait a minute! (Holding out his right hand) Don't go! (Wang Dachui stops and turns to look at her) I find that at the moment you turn around, I have fallen in love with you! Wang Dachui: (beaming) Really? (Wang Dachui walks over and holds her little sister's hand, and they look at each other affectionately) (Wang Dachui: I finally got sincere love. ) (Aunt Fat suddenly appeared from below them) Aunt Fat: You can't be together! (Wang Dachui and Xiao Mei both look at her and spread their hands) Wang Dachui: Aunt, who are you? Fat aunt: (right hand slaps Wang Dachui on the shoulder) Hammer, although we have never met, we are childhood friends! Wang Dachui: What kind of childhood friends have you never seen? Use idioms indiscriminately, okay? ) Fat Aunt: I am so beautiful, but you abandoned me for such a rustic, fat and ugly woman. (Put your hands on my little sister's shoulders and pull her over) What am I worse than her? (Wang Dachui: turns to look at the sky ...) Aunt Fat: And she is a thief. (takes out the mobile phone in the bag and hands it to my little sister) Look, (points to my little sister) She stole my mobile phone. Wang Dachui: Can planting be more obvious? Think I'm blind? ) fat aunt: I still have an affair with many men, don't believe you! (Take out the photos, all of them are PS: one of them is the classic lens in Titanic, and you can tell it's fake at a glance! Wang Dachui: Is this PS technology too bad? ! If you are framed, can I buy you a snack? ! (Wang Dachui looks at him, then looks up at the sky) Wang Dachui: Not to mention whether you have the talent to be a bad person. (Looking at the fat aunt) With your IQ and looks, I will never like you! (Looking at the sky again) Fat Aunt: (Turning to my little sister) Say, how much do you need to leave for my hammer? Wang Dachui: (Looking at Aunt Fat) My little sister and I really love each other! True love is priceless! (Looking at the sky again) Miss Cleaning: 56.50 yuan! Wang Dachui: I'm surprised to see my little sister asking so accurately? ! Still so cheap? ! ) Fat Aunt: (takes 60 yuan out of her purse) This is 60 yuan. Keep the change. Miss Cleaning: (Nodding at Auntie and taking 60 yuan) Thank you! (Turning to Wang Dachui) Hammer, let's break up. Goodbye! Wang Dachui: (Holding out his right hand, affectionately detaining) Little sister, don't go! Didn't we agree to be each other's angels? The seventh episode of the standard idol drama (the second half) (when the camera turns, Wang Dachui walks in the street smartly) (Wang Dachui: Why do I feel like I'm watching my little sister? Everything I see is the image of my little sister. I am really a rich and spoony man. ) Voice prompt: Please check your new mailbox! (In the darkroom, Wang Dachui is reading a letter from my little sister) Letter from my little sister (little sister's voice): Dear hammer, I didn't leave you for money. It is because I have intermittent headache of blood vessels and nerves, vena cava obstruction caused by varicose veins, open constipation, loss of prostate intima, 2 1 trisomy syndrome, and serious secondary diseases. I don't want to drag you down. I hope you can find someone better and live a happier life. Goodbye, hammer! (Wang Dachui looks at the letter and cries bitterly) (Wang Dachui: The word SOB is really ugly! She must be terminally ill and want to kick me out on purpose. It must be like this! Look at the sky and nod) (The camera turns again, and Wang Dachui comes to the company he visited before and still walks in smartly) (Wang Dachui: I may never see my little sister again, so sad. I passed my little sister again. Wang Dachui: Ah! I looked at my little sister in surprise. (At this time, Miss Cleaning threw away the mop again and assumed a running posture. The cleaning lady once again put her head on Wang Dachui's stomach. Wang Dachui opened his eyes, opened his mouth, vomited blood again, and fell out more than ten meters away again. On the wall, the wall cracked again from the inside out. ) Miss Cleaning: Sorry, young master, I didn't mean to. Wang Dachui: (looking at her with relief) I see! Great, you're still here! Cleaning sister: Although we broke up, I am still the cleaning sister who loves her job and dedication. Wang Dachui: (affectionately) Dear, don't leave me! Even if you have intermittent headache of blood vessels and nerves, vena cava obstruction caused by varicose veins, open constipation, loss of prostate intima, 2 1 trisomy syndrome and serious secondary diseases, I will not leave you! I must be with you! Sister Jie Bao: Dear, will you stay with me even if I have intermittent headache of blood vessels and nerves, vena cava obstruction caused by varicose veins, open constipation, loss of prostate intima, 2 1 trisomy syndrome and serious secondary diseases? Will you stop loving me? Wang Dachui: (Burying his face in his hands, he suddenly stands up and firmly launches the diaosi movement) No, I won't stop loving you! Cleaning sister: (stands up affectionately) Really? (At this moment, Father Hammer suddenly appears from among them) Father Hammer: No! (Shaking the diaosi) You can't be together! Wang Dachui: Dad? Where are you from? What are you doing here? (Still maintaining the diaosi movement) Hammer Dad: I wake up from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters every day and face more than 200 maids. So, you must find a very good girl! Wang Dachui: (Don't look away, still keep diaosi action) What logic is this? Dad's sledgehammer: (A picture of my fat aunt suddenly appears in my hand) You dumped the girlfriend I carefully selected for you? What are your eyes? Wang Dachui: What do you think? ) Hammer Dad: (Put away the photos and keep the diaosi action) Besides, in a family with an innocent family like ours, you are absolutely not allowed to marry a girl of unknown origin! Wang Dachui: (Holding out his hand) Didn't our family get rich by corruption and smuggling? Dad Hammer: (also spreading his hand) No, it doesn't matter. (Turning to the young lady and posing as a diaosi) The important thing is, aren't you here to do cleaning just to seduce my son to marry into a rich family? (My little sister has been looking at him very grievance. When he finished, she gave him a slap in the face. ) Miss Cleaning: (Passion) I am serious about Miss Cleaning! Don't think that a few stinking money can trample on my dignity! (Hammer Dad: Cover the beaten cheek with your right hand and see if she dares to hit me? I didn't expect this girl to be so brave! ) hammer dad: (posing as a diaosi action) hammer! She is really a great girl! You must cherish her! Wang Dachui: (Hands open, then posing as diaosi) Thank you, Dad! Wang Dachui: My name is Wang Dachui. Unexpectedly, I finally had an unforgettable love! The scene changed to the church, and the little sister finally held a wedding. However, the object of the wedding is father sledgehammer. ) Hammer Dad: (Holding my little sister's hand and looking at Wang Dachui) Hammer! She will be your mother in the future! You must cherish the maternal love she gave you! (Wang Dachui cries bitterly) END (Wang Dachui: I love him. )