What are the funny short sentences in Sichuan dialect?

1. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

I count the girls in front of the screen, and I'm sure I'll take off my order this year.

I don't want to miss every point of you. Can I stay with you for a while, even for a while?

Do you know what the autumnal equinox means? It was time for a big sleep.

5. Your survival is the virtue of heaven and good life.