Brother Hu tells fortune.

Everyone knows that Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall.

1. Xiang Yu: Brother Yi, are you from the north?

Yi Xiaochuan: I'm from Beijing.

Xiang Yu: So you are a semi-finalist?

Yi Xiaochuan: Don't talk to me about the Lakers. I get angry when I mention the Lakers. Did you watch the NBA last year?

It was because of the Lakers that they kicked the Rockets out of the final Western Conference finals.

Xiang Yu: Brother Yi's words are really inscrutable.

2. Gao Lan: So, you have been spying on us, even after you disappeared?

Yi Xiaochuan: Yes, that's also my most painful place. I know everything will happen.

But I can never stop it. This is a historical necessity.

3. Yu Shu: Your Majesty, this is just a mirror that I usually use for dressing. My mother brought it to me.

Bao, Zhao's adult has never seen it, so it's too fussy.

Qin Shihuang: Yes, indeed, you can see people clearly.

Zhao Gao: How could I not see it? I have five mobile phones.

4. Yi Xiaochuan: Are the fairy sister and aunt Long like this? No wonder Duan Yu and Yang Guo are like this.

Infatuation!

Yi Xiaochuan: So much for Xie Xun, the Golden Lion!

Yi Xiaochuan: Before tonight, I fell for her absolute beauty. After tonight, I will be kind to her.

Kindness and wisdom, who said that beautiful women have no brains?

5. Yi Xiaochuan: I just did a set of radio exercises with you, called warm-up, and then my class.

The universe is going to explode, so wake up early.

Yi Xiaochuan: I said, Lu Su, do you know the probability of being robbed twice and being saved twice?

Low, that's the same as the national football qualifying.

Yi Xiaochuan: This is a video of me and Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang. It's true, not filming!

If I put this video online, I will be more famous than Clinton (PS: with a brief comment:

Yi Xiaochuan met celebrities everywhere after traveling through time and space. After becoming brothers with Xiang Yu,

Becoming sworn to Liu Bang, he kept saying that "the Daqin Dynasty was free and in-depth, and the panorama was complete". )

6. Yi Xiaochuan: Brothers, today you put your lives in my hands. Please stand up.

From today on, we have the same sky above us and the same land under our feet. We are brothers who share life and death.

7. Yi Xiaochuan: A narrow escape? Isn't that the name I used to use to pick up girls in bars? Precisely

That time, I also met my savage girlfriend-Gao Lan.

Yi Xiaochuan: Bars are places where lonely men and widows waste their lives. This is a bar.

8. Yi Xiaochuan: Brother Yu.

Xiang Yu: What did you call me?

Yi Xiaochuan: Brother Yu, that's what we call it there. Brother Hua, Brother Fa and Hu (Song) are all big stars.

Yu Shu: Please stop calling me Princess. Call me Yu Shu.

Killer: Yu Shu, don't call me mr. yi in the future. Call me Nana Ogawa! The name mr. yi sounds like a fortune teller.

Yu Shu: Oh ~ mr. yi, no, Nana Ogawa.

String: Hey, princess, princess, are we really going to be vegetarian today?

Yu Shu: There you go again.

Tandem: I finally caught it ... OK, you can eat.

Yu Shu: OK, be careful!

String string: this is for you, be careful of burning!

Montaigne: Almost done. I want one, too.

String: Hey, what are you doing? Hey, I baked this for myself.

Montaigne: We are two brothers, half and half.

String: Who are your two brothers ... This is called a fork. Gently fork the food with your left hand, and then cut a small piece with your right hand. Come on, give it a try.

Yu Shu: Is that right?

String: Hey, the other way around.

Yu Shu: I see! Oh ~

String: Hehe ~ What does it feel like to eat like this?

Yu Shu: Well, the feeling of eating like this, that feeling …

Strings: Very elegant.

Yu Shu: What does elegance mean?

String: Elegant means, oh yeah, it's beautiful.

Yu Shu: Heh ~ ~

String: Hey, do you want to try?

Meng Tian: I can't use that.

Yu Shu: General Meng, try it!

Meng Tian: No!

Yu Shu: Ahahahaha ~ ~ ~

Strings: Oh yeah, that's not elegant.

Yu Shu: General Meng, I'm tired today. I want to take a night off and go to town tomorrow.

Meng Tian: In the end, I will understand. In the end, I will obey the princess's orders.

String: I feel so tired too!

Meng Tian: People are always tired.

String: You brought all this pain on yourself. Think about how happy we are along the way.

Yu Shu: You promised me, and you did. This is my best memory. But do you know why I want you to accompany me to Xianyang? This wonderful memory will become my air. When I can't breathe in the back wall of the palace, it will keep me going and living.

String: I don't want to remember to accompany you. I hope it's me. I hope it's where I accompany you.

String: Since I'm here, I haven't thought about going alone. Either we both die here together, or I'll cure you and leave.

Yu Shu: You, why bother!

String: No, I'm not bitter at all. Do you know how sweet my heart is to see you? There is a saying that life is precious, but love is more expensive.

Yu Shu: Life is precious, but love is more expensive? That's good.

Tandem: Do you know that life is meaningless to me without you? These days, I can only wander around the restaurant, indulge in the things in the cup, and get confused every day.

Yu Shu: Me too. Every day is like a walking corpse.

Xian: Yu Shu, why do you want to live so long, even if it is only one day, as long as we can love each other happily, even if the whole world gives it to me, I don't want it.

Yu Shu: Well, you are my whole world.

String: I watch them die in front of me every day. How painful I am. Their helpless eyes torment me every day. Their crying left me nowhere to hide, but I really couldn't help it.

Yu Shu: I can feel your pain, and I can understand your inner struggle, but you shouldn't have to bear all this alone. Please let me suffer this torture with you. I want to live, but I want to be with you.

Strings: I'm really nervous.

Yu Shu: What are you nervous about?

String: There is no pressure on this. This is the first time in my life that I have had dinner with the princess. Hey, here I go.

Yu Shu: Wait a minute, you can't eat yet.

String: Why?

Yu Shu: Because you have been taking care of me before, I need to change today. I will take care of you.

String: Should I wash my face or hands first?

Yu Shu: Neither.

String: What's that?

Yu Shu: I will feed you.

String: Good! Ah ~ ~ ~

Yu Shu: Come on.

Brochette: delicious

Yushu: Eat this. Let's go

String: Ah ~ ~ ~ Oh, yes, after a while, I have to go out for a walk when I am full. There is a saying that after cooking, you can live 99 by walking 100 steps.

Yu Shu: Is there such a sentence?

String: Of course, I help you walk. Today, I need to change. I want you to help me walk.

Yu Shu: OK, no problem.

String: Ah ~ ~ ~ Come on, come on, come on.

Yu Shu: Be careful!

String: Ouch ~

Yu Shu: Be careful, you.

String: You should be careful, too. The baby in this belly doesn't know whose it is yet ~

String: Sambo, I drank too much today and my credit card was overdrawn. Go and help me pay for the drinks later.

Yu Shu: The bright moon sends lovesickness thousands of miles away. Can you see the moonlight? I hope you can hear my song: every night is crossed by heartache, and my thoughts are endless. I have long been used to loneliness, and I smile …

Strings: Yu Shu, can you hear my thoughts? Did you wake me up ... Yu Shu, starting today, I will record my thoughts about you every day. I hope these thoughts won't go away with the wind, and I hope you can hear them one day ... Yu Shu, are you okay? ...

Yu Shu: An ordinary woman can love with ten years of youth, which gives me great courage. So now, I stand in front of you, and only when I see your smile can I persist.

Strings: Hey ... Is that right?

Yu Shu: Hmm.

String: I see, you laugh only when I laugh.

Yu Shu: I will be happy only if you are happy.

Yu Shu, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said those words that night. What I did hurt you deeply, and this kind of injury also punished me, just like a whip whipping me and my heart from time to time.

Strings: Yu Shu … Yu Shu, don't cry. Don't you think I'm still alive? You know, when those executioners left these scars on me, I didn't feel any pain at all as long as I thought of you. Do you find it strange?

Yu Shu: You made me laugh.

Tandem: Your smile is really beautiful. When I was in prison, as long as I thought of your smile, I had no trouble. Because of your smile, I have been insisting, insisting until now. Yu Shu, it is your smile that gives me strength, so I hope you can face everything with a smile, ok?

Yu Shu: I can face everything with a smile, as long as your heart is with me, so please never leave me. How can I smile if your heart is gone? How can I live if all your people are gone?

String: I forbid you to talk nonsense, Yu Shu. I want you to promise me that no matter what happens, you will live well.

Yu Shu: I will be strong and live for you.

String: Ah ... Ah ... Yu Shu ... Yu Shu, can you hear me? Sorry, I can't watch so many people die in front of me. I don't want their families to lose loved ones. Please forgive me. Forgive me for not being selfish for you. Yu Shu, forget me. From then on, there will be no Nana Ogawa, no Nana Ogawa and no Nana Ogawa. ...

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa, I just heard your phone call. ...

String: Please forgive me for being late in the future.

Yu Shu: Do you like dreaming so much?

String: Since the Empress is safe, please come back with me!

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa, do you really dislike me ... If you want to wither like a peach blossom, let me feel its beauty again before it withers!

Killer: Yi Xiaochuan, who once loved deeply, will never change, while Meng Ke, who can't love Queen Li, will never change.

Yu Shu: Are you Nana Ogawa or Meng Yi?

String: Are you Li Fei or Yu Shu ... Yu Shu once had the opportunity to fly away with Nana Ogawa, but in the end she chose to stay in Xianyang, because she is the princess of Tu 'an and has unshirkable responsibilities. I am now Meng Ke, the commander-in-chief of Meng Jiajun, and I have an unshirkable responsibility. They have the opportunity to choose, but they have no right to choose.

Yu Shu: Do I still have a chance to see Nana Ogawa?

String: Unless the world no longer needs Meng Yi.

Yu Shu: I'll give this to Nana Ogawa to have a look. It was beautiful when it was in full bloom, but Nana Ogawa is gone now ... Please give this to him for me and tell him that I will wait for him when the peach blossoms bloom next year ... Please let me hug Nana Ogawa again and Nana Ogawa hug me again! Let me have the strength to persist ... Please help me tell Nana Ogawa that I will live a good life and wait for him with a smile. ...

Yu Shu: I can't look back. I can never look back. Don't let him see my tears. Don't let him worry about me again.

String: I can't turn back, I can't turn back, don't let him see my tears, it will bring her eternal destruction.

String: You go! Stay away from this battlefield, go as far as possible, and find your own life.

String: I am ... back.

Yushu: My Nana Ogawa is back ... My Nana Ogawa is back.

Yu Shu: If I can do this all my life, I will. I never want to go back to the palace again.

Xian: You idiot, how can I bear to watch you suffer here day by day? I will find a way to get you out.

Yu Shu: If you want to go, we'll go together.

String: I can't leave now. If I leave, many people will die because of me. Yu Shu, please go alone!

Yu Shu: No, I'd rather stay here as a slave and be tortured by them as long as I can see you every day. For me, without your freedom, it is imprisonment.

Yu Shu: You said you would come back alive. Why can't you do what you promised me?

Yu Shu: I don't want you dead. I want you back alive.

String: OK, I promise.

Yu Shu, I'm here. I know you've been waiting for three years, but it's all right now. I have finished all the things I should do, and nothing can hinder our future … Yu Shu, wait for me.

String: In those years, because of Qin Shihuang's fifth inspection, I didn't have time to get through this secret passage, and 700,000 civilian workers didn't escape the fate of being buried alive. Now that I'm back, I must get through it and save my Yushu.

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa, is that you?

String: It's me. I'm late.

Yu Shu: I knew you would come to me.

String: Don't open your eyes yet, because you haven't seen the sun for a long time. Slow down. Walk slowly and don't open your eyes. All right, stop. Open it slowly

Yu Shu: The sunshine is too dazzling.

String: You can enjoy such bright sunshine every day in the future.

Yu Shu: No, I enjoy the sunshine freely with you every day.

Right, right, right, no one can bother us anymore.

Yu Shu: Hmm! I finally remembered the flowers, Nana Ogawa, and many things you reminded me of.

String: Good! This is grass and that is stone, remember?

Yu Shu: Hmm!

String: So, as long as you are with me, you will remember everything. In our country, there is a very popular saying that if I give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant.

Yu Shu: What do you mean?

String: This means I am sunshine!

String: Go over there and see, come, follow me and see who runs fast.

Yu Shu: Hehe. ...

Strings: Open your hands and lay flat.

Yu Shu: Is that right?

Brochette: Hmm

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa.

Brochette: Hmm

Yu Shu: Does this pose mean anything?

Tandem: This gesture is the most classic action in the movie Titanic. what do you think?

Yu Shu: I think it's really special, like flying, hmm ~ ~

String: Hey, after many years, I will take you to the cinema and take you to see this movie, ok?

Yu Shu: The cinema?

Xian: Do you think that most of the time, you can't understand what I said?

Yu Shu: It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with you and hear your voice, that's enough.

Killer: Hey, get up and pat it!

Yu Shu: Oh!

String: How do you play this? Can't play.

Yu Shu: Hehe ~ ~ 850 to 1000, um, hunting in Tu 'an.

String: hmm, hmm? Again, in Touran?

Yu Shu: Yes!

String: Hey, Princess, you are so unfair. In the next thousand years, I will accompany you in Tu 'an for 850 years, so I should be more homesick, shouldn't I?

Yu Shu: If you dare, you can win it back!

Xian: Now, you are already a master of fighting landlords. I can't beat you. Give it 80 points.

Yu Shu: 80 points. What is 80 points?

Tandem: That's another game.

Yu Shu: Well, then teach me.

String: It's your turn to find me. Cover your eyes first, don't peek!

Yu Shu: Do you want to report it?

String: OK, let's turn left three times and then turn right three times.

Yu Shu: I can't see anything.

String: Hey, hey, are you dizzy?

Yu Shu: A little, hehe!

String: No peeking, no peeking.

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa, Nana Ogawa, where are you? Nana Ogawa, don't run too far!

Yu Shu: Why can't I find you, Nana Ogawa, Nana Ogawa ...

String: I'm here!

Yu Shu: Oh ~ ~ I finally found you.

String: It's my turn to find you. Please cover my eyes.

Yu Shu: Is that all right?

String: Are you ready?

Yu Shu: Hmm.

Chord: OK, I'll count.

Yu Shu: Don't peek!

String: One, two, three, I'm coming for you!

String: Don't move! Well, it looks much better this way.

Yushu: Come and drink water.

String: Thank you!

Yu Shu: Am I dreaming? We can really be like this, together forever.

String: Of course it's not a dream. You and I will. ...

Yu Shu: Huh? Oh ~ ~ What are you talking about? You make me happy again ... Nana Ogawa, what's wrong with you? Come on, Nana Ogawa, what's wrong with you? You are quick to say, you insist, I'll call the doctor. ...

Killer: Yu Shu, don't go, don't go!

String: I have never given up for so many years, even if there is only a little hope, I will stick to it. Yu Shu, I've been paying attention to Dachuan's cracking of the treasure chest these days. I believe more and more that the person who made the treasure chest is the North Wild Goose Mountain man who designed this heavenly palace, so the secret of opening the heavenly palace should be in this treasure chest.

Strings: Yu Shu, I'm back. ...

String: Why, why not open it? I waited for two thousand years, two thousand years!

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa, is it really you?

String: I'm coming.

Yu Shu: I knew you would come to me, so I never gave up.

Strings: Yu Shu, you haven't changed a bit. You are still the Yu Shu I remember.

Yu Shu: How did your hair get like this, and this dress? ...

String: None of this matters. What matters is whether I am Nana Ogawa or you are Yushu.

Yu Shu: Hmm!

String: I'm sorry to have kept you waiting here for so many years.

Yu Shu: The moment I saw you, all the pain disappeared. We will never be apart again, will we?

String: Never part.

Yu Shu and I have lived for two thousand years.

Yu Shu: Two thousand years. Have I been here for two thousand years?

String: Yes.

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa.

String: How did your hair turn white?

Yu Shu: So is your hair ... Are we getting old? As soon as those lights left, I suddenly felt something was missing from my body and became very tired.

I know, those lights are the powder of stars. They were called by the stars and left our bodies. Yu Shu, I'm afraid we can't live forever from now on, and we will age faster than normal people.

Yu Shu: As long as I can stay with you, what if I get old?

String: This is growing old together!

String: It's all right, Yu Shu. It's all over. Let's go!

String: Be careful.

Yu Shu: Ah ~ ~ ~

String: Grab me.

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa ~~ ~

String: Don't let go

Yu Shu: Nana Ogawa ~~ ~

String: I can finally take you home. You can live with my parents and Dachuan. Jade washing, jade washing, jade washing ~ ~ ~ jade washing ...

String: You are not as beautiful as her. ...