How many jokes do you know?

1. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

Everything will be fine, and all shall be well.

Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

5. Don't be afraid of being used, but you are afraid of being useless.

6. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

7. Women please themselves, and men are pitiful to please themselves!

8. There are green hills, but there is still no firewood. ...

9. Strongly protest against commercial TV series!

10. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and my bones and muscles strain. ...

1 1. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables. ...

12. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

13. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

14. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

15. The generation gap is-I asked my father, "What do you think of the chrysanthemum table?" Dad thought for a moment and said, "No!"

16. at first glance, you are not so good, but at second glance, you might as well look fierce.

17. You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man is eaten in one bite!

18. A woman who knows little about men finally becomes a man's wife, and a woman who knows everything about men finally becomes an old woman.