Summary of funny high emotional intelligence and provocative love stories

Funny, high emotional intelligence and provocative earth love story (I) 1. "I want to go somewhere", "where" and "to your heart"

2. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

I don't miss you at all, and I will miss you at half past one.

5. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

6. I feel like a playboy. I like every look of you.

7. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

8. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

9. "The tiger doesn't show off, so you have to do the same to me." What? "You are my girlfriend."

10. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

1 1. Right away = like you.

12. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

13. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

14. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

15. I am particularly difficult to get close to. Do you believe me?

16. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

17. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

Funny, high emotional intelligence and provocative earth love story (part two) 18. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

19. I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.

20. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

2 1. I have nothing to say with you except love.

22. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

23. It's you who blushes, it's you who beats, and all the love and likes are you.

24. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

25. Do you like apple juice, grape juice, watermelon juice or my elf boy juice?

26. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

27. "You must have failed." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

28. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

29. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

30. I went to burn incense Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.

3 1. Will you live next door to my house in your next life, so that we can be childhood friends.

32. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

How about I tell you how to lose weight? Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."

34. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

Funny, high emotional intelligence and provocative earth love story (Chapter III) 35. I was wronged and planted in my hands.

36. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

37. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

38. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

39. Thank you for your time, your impartiality and your avoidance, so I happened to meet you.

40. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

4 1. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

42. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

43. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.

44. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

45. I am the devil in the world, and now I just want to be the gummy bear in your heart.

46. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

47. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

48. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

49. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

50. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi.

High EQ praises girls for their beauty.

High EQ praises the beautiful and provocative love story of girls 1 sentence 1. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.

2. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

It is all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

4. "I = female, your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

5. "I want to buy a land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

6. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."

7. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How to get to your heart?"

8. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

9. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

10. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

1 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

12. How to relieve worries? Only hug you.

13. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends?

14. "You are Mi Hua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

15. Have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

16. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

18. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

19. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

High EQ praises girls' beautiful and provocative love stories. 20. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

2 1. I have no intention of sleeping for a long night. Let's talk.

22. "Do you like to eat as a meal?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."

23. I love you. I love you. "

24. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

25. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

26. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

27. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

28. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."

29. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

30. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

3 1. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

33. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

35. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

36. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

38. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

High EQ praises girls' beautiful and provocative love stories. 39. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."

40. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

4 1. It was love at first sight with you, which was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

42. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

43. Everything here is fine except you.

44. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

45. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

46. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

47. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

48. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

49. Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

5 1. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

52. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

53. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

54. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

55. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

56. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

57. The fiery temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is proof of loving you.

High EQ praises girls' beautiful and provocative love stories. 58. It's a bit awkward and melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

59. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

60. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

6 1. This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

62. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

63. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

64. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers sounded on New Year's Eve.

When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

I don't care about anything, but I like you very much.

67. I've always been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.

68. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000m". then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"

69. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

70. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

7 1. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."

72. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

73. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

74. There is nothing of value in my house. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

75. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

76. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

Good morning, lovers, greetings, high emotional intelligence, simple love words.

Good morning, lovers. A 1。 You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

2. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

3.what do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

4. Ten lines of dialogue, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk and a million lines of nonsense, just for one day in the wedding hall, I would like to hear a word.

5. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

6. I felt very pleasing to the eye at the first meeting, and I was very warm and comfortable to get along with. I like you very much.

7. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

8. As soon as I bowed my head and looked back, Mom, I was in love.

9. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

10. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

1 1. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

12. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

13. I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "

14. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

15. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

16. Everything you say casually is in my heart.

17. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

18. I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.

19. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me".

Good morning, lovers. Pay tribute to high emotional intelligence. Love story 2: 2 1. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

22. I said that I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.

24. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

26. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

27. I don't care about distance I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

28. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

29. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

30. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

3 1. I will still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

32. Did you ask about the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

33. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

34. There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.

35. If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, then you have never seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes.

36. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

37. I became so old-fashioned after meeting you. I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

38. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

39. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

40. To me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.

Friends' high EQ chatting skills.

Chatting skills of friends with high EQ (Chapter 1) 1. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."

2. "Did I tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

Life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, tell lies, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

4. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

5. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

6. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

7. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

8. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

9. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

10. I hope I can grow old with you accidentally, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

1 1. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

12. "What are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

13. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

14. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

15. after meeting you, I became so old-fashioned I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

16. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

18. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.

19. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

20. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

Chatting with friends with high EQ skills (Chapter 2) 2 1. Why did you hurt me? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

22. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

23. "In the face of you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

24. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will follow you, accompany you to enjoy the long river sunset, accompany you to stroll through the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.

25. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

26. I hope that our chat records will become warm breaths in our ears, and good night on the phone will become a kiss on the cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

27. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

28. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

29. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

30. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

3 1. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life and stay away from the secular world.

32. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

34. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

35. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

36. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.

37. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

38. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

39. I have two loveliness. One is that I love you, the other is that I love you.

I miss you very much now.