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Butler: Hello, dear folks! Today is our Miss Wen Fu's wedding. The four gifted scholars in Jiangbei were selected by sea election. I hope the friends present will welcome the four talents in Jiangbei with warm applause.

Boss: We're Jiangbei Si.

Second child: big

Third: Cai

Butler: What about that?

Old three: I'm lost.

Butler: Oh, I'm lost. Great, great, you have one less competitor. Have a seat, gentlemen. Dear villagers, welcome our Miss Wen Jia to the stage with warm applause.

Third: Hey, big brother, this Miss Wen Jia is really amazing.

Second child: It seems that the goddess descended from the sky.

Boss: Two good brothers, I can't give in to you.

Second child: eldest brother, I won't lose my thesis to you.

Old three: Big brother, my younger brother is also slightly better than you.

Boss: Let's have a game.

Second: don't mess around. It's no use.

Boss: What, what, what, what, what, what, is it locked?

Butler: Do some talented people lack talent in doing so?

Boss: What's this? I fell off my head, fell off my head,

Butler: What a scandal! Have a seat, gentlemen. Next, welcome our Miss Wen Jia to the stage!

Boss: Where's the big lady?

Butler: This is Miss Big.

Second child: Don't be ridiculous. Isn't this the security guard?

Butler: No, this is Miss Big. Our screenwriter is to marry two young ladies at the same time, provided that the remaining two sons have the opportunity to marry our second young lady after the big young lady gets married.

my lady

Boss: That's the way it is.

Old three: eldest brother, I want to sing a poem in this situation.

Boss: Yin Lai

Old three: Three brothers came on a blind date and killed Cheng on the way.

Second child: What should I ask my brother-in-law?

Boss: The two brothers-in-law had a lot of trouble (handover)

Second child: Go away.

Boss: OK, OK, let's stop arguing. Today we compete fairly for the second lady. As for the big lady, it depends on who gets the higher score and who gets the lower score.

Second child: OK.

Boss: Go ahead, housekeeper.

Butler: Then we will officially start the wedding. First of all, our eldest lady will give us a question, and whoever answers will become our writer's son-in-law.

Big miss: (laughs) I just heard it in the back. I heard that you were all eager to see me. Don't be so impatient.

Boss: Come on, brother.

Big miss: ok, big brother. Please listen carefully. The first question is difficult. One plus one equals several. Start answering first. Answer first, one plus one, is it that difficult? Is this question difficult?

Butler: Miss. This time you asked a question that they couldn't refuse.

Big miss: change another one.

Butler: Another one.

Miss Big: If you marry me, you must be kind to me, so the next question is, if your mother and I fall into the river, who will you save first? I'll choose and see which one of you answers first. You are the boss, you answer first (only want a second child).

Second child: Miss, you usually love checkers.

Big Miss: Go back.

Second child: Hey.

Big miss: It's too inky, you answer (referring to the third child). Come here, you answer this question. If your mother and I fall into the river, you. . . . . (Old three walks away) Hey, what's the matter?

Boss: I'll have a look.

Big Miss: Come back, you are a baby. You are dressed like a baby bottle. You still want to go. Help me answer this question.

Boss: I'll save my mother first.

Big Miss: I like your filial piety.

Boss: No, I should save it first. . . . . May I not answer?

Miss Big: No, you must answer.

Boss: Actually, I am an orphan. Before I was born, my mother jumped into the river. I want a mother who loves me. Why does my mother ask this question? Why?

Old three: eldest brother, I have looked everywhere in the four outer rivers. My mother didn't fall into the river.

Butler: Stop, you're going to marry someone else. You're still calling your mother.

Boss: There is something wrong with the big lady's question (echoed by the third child: right). Miss Er, you ask two, (others agree: right) Miss Er, you come alone.

Second Miss: Then I'll ask a question.

Big Miss: Stop, go back, go home, go back, and still ask questions there. What questions do you ask? Are you worried about getting married? I can see how hard I work. You are still pretending to be four great talents here. Just your diploma, that is, the four major rape blossoms.

Boss: Who are you cursing, asshole?

Big Miss: Do you dare to answer my question?

Boss: Dare to answer.

Miss Big: Please listen to the next question. Each of you plays a love story for me, and I'll marry whoever feels like me.

Three gifted scholars: Come on, come on.

Big Miss: Who will come first?

Boss and third: I'll do it, I'll do it.

Big Miss: The second one will go first, ok?

Second child: I didn't say anything.

Boss: Don't drop the chain for big brother.

First lady: Next, let's play a love story. I just like vigorous love, so let's have a legend of the white snake.

Second child: Miss, I think this scene is very good, but I don't think we can perform it (Miss: Why). We are short of people (Miss: Who is short of people). You think there is Xu Xian in The Legend of the White Snake, and I play Xu Xian, right? You play Fahai, right? Nobody plays the white snake, right? (Miss: Go ahead. Look, Xu Xianghong, it's getting late. Why don't we take a bath in the West Lake? Ah, ah, Xiaoqing, why did you bite me?

Boss: Miss, it is said that artificial respiration can save him.

Miss Big: Come on, Xianggong.

Second child: OK, third brother, I'll go and see which river your mother fell into. It must have fallen into the river. I'll look for it.

Third: I tell you, I am with you.

Butler: Miss, I find that you can't choose this play. You can't get married walking and dying.

Big Miss: How can I not get married? I just need to find a king, so why bother? I can't find anything. Your majesty, your majesty, please come with me.

Butler: Ah ah ah ah.

Boss, second and third: housekeeper, home, housekeeper, housekeeper. . . . . . . . . . . . 、

Big miss: don't go, I haven't chosen yet.