What is the full version of Who's Brother One?

Guo Qilin: Thank you for introducing yourself. My name is Guo Qilin.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Guo Qilin: Mr Degang Guo, it's my father.

Sun Yue: That's right

Guo Qilin: Where is Mr. Yu Qian? He is my biological father, master.

Sun Yue: Don't talk nonsense.

Guo Qilin: I am so excited.

Sun Yue: If our own people know, it will be over.

Guo Qilin: Today, my father and I will give you a performance like this.

Sun Yue: I asked, how did I change you? Didn't I say Xiao Ping Clay?

Guo Qilin: You don't know yet. Something happened to Yun-peng Yue. Last time I heard that he was here, he won the first prize. Just because this matter has expanded, it has become arrogant and bullied teachers. So the company's top management meeting decided

Sun Yue: Decide what?

Guo Qilin: Fired.

Sun Yue: What?

Guo Qilin: Yes.

Sun Yue: You are unreasonable, Yun-peng Yue.

Guo Qilin: Yes.

Sun Yue: Deyun Society is the best and hottest actor now. If you say fire, it will be fire.

Guo Qilin: Yes.

Sun Yue: It didn't affect me, did it?

Guo Qilin: Don't worry about it. Put your heart in the pelvis.

Sun Yue: How did I hit the car?

Guo Qilin: It's none of your business. I also tell you that when my father and I cooperate in the future, I will replace Yun-peng Yue as a contestant of our "Happy Comedian" Deyun Society. Besides, I will surpass Guo Qilin in the future. I also have a title. I'm brother Deyun.

Yun-peng Yue: Where are you?

Guo Qilin: Why are you here? Go, go back.

Yun-peng Yue: Who are you talking to?

Guo Qilin: Do you dare to push me?

Yun-peng Yue: Who are you talking to?

Sun Yue: No. What kind of temper is this?

Yun-peng Yue: Don't talk nonsense. I'm brother Deyun. I won the first prize last week. I am very popular.

Sun Yue: It's a little swollen.

Yun-peng Yue: No Brother Deyun.

Sun Yue: You are a little tall.

Guo Qilin: Just like this, Brother Deyun.

Sun Yue: Well, well, to be fair, we are fighting for Brother Deyun. What about you two? I'll be the referee. I have a problem. You fight for it.

Yun-peng Yue: Do you still need to argue?

Guo Qilin: Who's afraid of him?

Sun Yue: Let me see. Don't worry.

Guo Qilin: Why?

Sun Yue: I support you.

Guo Qilin: Don't worry, no problem.

Sun Yue: Now pay attention to the face of the whole people.

Yun-peng Yue: What do you mean?

Sun Yue: The Value of Yan Pin

Yun-peng Yue: Fight for face value, and fight for brothers by face value.

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Regarding Yan value, ladies and gentlemen, how is it going? Applause for my high value. Nodding that he is of high value. You see, it won't work in terms of effect.

Guo Qilin: Nonsense.

Sun Yue: There was no applause when nodding.

Guo Qilin: Haha.

Guo Qilin: What if he is hermaphrodite?

Sun Yue: How do you know?

Guo Qilin: What's your question?

Sun Yue: Who knew he was the first person to put forward this idea? If he gets the second place, the first place will win.

Guo Qilin: Yes.

Sun Yue: Strive for the second place.

Guo Qilin: Yes, I am much better than him.

Sun Yue: You win if you look good.

Yun-peng Yue: Of course I won.

Sun Yue: Spell the second item, spell the second item.

Yun-peng Yue: For academic qualifications, he competed with me for academic qualifications.

Guo Qilin: No.

Yun-peng Yue: Guo Qilin, he didn't finish the third grade of junior high school. My master gave him a reason to quit school before he finished the third grade. My master said there was no money at home. Oh, my God, what is the reason? You don't have a junior high school diploma, do you You haven't finished junior high school, have you? You also compare your education with mine.

Sun Yue: Really?

Guo Qilin: Really?

Sun Yue: You didn't tell me earlier.

Guo Qilin: I didn't know you were coming here.

Sun Yue: What's your education?

Yun-peng Yue: What education have I received? He won. What happened? So domineering, so peeing, he won.

Sun Yue: There are also unexpected gains.

Yun-peng Yue: I have no culture. Why? Am I proud? Am I proud?

Guo Qilin: You inflated you.

Yun-peng Yue: Many people have no education. Is that literate?

Sun Yue: Don't point fingers.

Yun-peng Yue: I didn't finish junior high school either. I can't understand his Weibo.

Sun Yue: Who are these people?

Yun-peng Yue: That's all right. Is cross talk related to culture?

Sun Yue: That's all right. You lost this, you know? One to one.

Guo Qilin: It was a draw.

Yun-peng Yue: Of course.

Sun Yue: I'll set another standard.

Guo Qilin: You need something that can help me.

Sun Yue: For you, let's compare our origins with the third item. You go first.

Guo Qilin: My background (see Degang Guo).

Sun Yue: Where are you from?

Yun-peng Yue: Where I come from, the audience are my parents. These are my parents. Including children, dad, please sit down and wait and see.

Guo Qilin: I can say the same thing. I forgot to mention it.

Sun Yue: Why is this man so insidious?

Yun-peng Yue: Come and compare with me.

Sun Yue: Why are you so mean?

Guo Qilin: Come here first. There is no one like you here.

Yun-peng Yue: Who are you playing with?

Guo Qilin: Is this a game?

Yun-peng Yue: I've been in the Jianghu for many years. You play with me.

Guo Qilin: You, come on, let me hear it. what do you think?

Yun-peng Yue: Compared with me, brother of Deyun Society, first of all, you should contribute to Deyun Society.

Guo Qilin: What contribution have you made?

Yun-peng Yue: What contribution have I made? I'm in two reality shows, and Pancake Man is over one billion.

Sun Yue: Your turn? What are you talking about?

Yun-peng Yue: Anyway, there's me. I make money for the company. What do you have?

Guo Qilin: My father is Degang Guo.

Yun-peng Yue: Do you believe it? I'll kill me.

Sun Yue: Why slap yourself?

Yun-peng Yue: I will beat you to death.

Sun Yue: No, no, no.

Guo Qilin: This man is boring. Look at what Yun-peng Yue just said to this station. He said go over there.

Sun Yue: In the past.

Guo Qilin: Reality shows, making movies and attending the Spring Festival Gala are all things of the past.

Yun-peng Yue: I will make this film next year.

Guo Qilin: You are not allowed to go next year. Look at what is the most important thing as an actor now, ability.

Yun-peng Yue: Come on, let's compare.

Guo Qilin: I won't say anything else, Yun-peng Yue. Let me ask you, what are you good at?

Yun-peng Yue: I'm good at eating.

Sun Yue: You are better than me.

Yun-peng Yue: I lost.

Guo Qilin: Let's not discuss this issue.

Yun-peng Yue: Are you an ancestor?

Sun Yue: Come on.

Yun-peng Yue: I like singing. I sing very well. Ah, Wuhuan, you have one more ring than Sihuan.

Sun Yue: Wait a minute, this song is also out of date.

Yun-peng Yue: Today is Valentine's Day. I'll sing you a song.

Guo Qilin: Wait a minute, Yun-peng Yue. Don't worry. Aren't you going to sing a song for everyone? Let's take this as the topic. You sing one, I sing one.

Yun-peng Yue: OK.

Guo Qilin: Let's have a competition. You go first.

Yun-peng Yue: Let's see who gets more applause from the audience.

Sun Yue: Can you do that?

Guo Qilin: That's fresh. I can do it. I never sing. I want to sing and I can still have him.

Sun Yue: You are really good.

Guo Qilin: Of course, my master sings very well.

Sun Yue: No five rings.

Yun-peng Yue: If we stop singing the five rings, what about the "most romantic thing" of the five rings on Valentine's Day (the most romantic thing is that the lyrics are poisonous when floating on the perfume)?

Sun Yue: Your songs are not so good.

Guo Qilin: How can you be schizophrenic? What are you doing? You sang two songs backwards.

Yun-peng Yue: Deyun Society can't compete with me.

Guo Qilin: That's your second brother.

Sun Yue: Psycho, can you do it?

Guo Qilin: I'm great. Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Now let's talk about who the girls dreamed of.

Sun Yue: Who is it?

Yun-peng Yue: Of course it was me. Of course it's me.

Sun Yue: Just do it.

Guo Qilin: No, no, don't listen to him. Now, including me, everyone likes such a singer.

Sun Yue: Who is your lover?

Guo Qilin: Jay Chou.

Sun Yue: What song is Jay Chou?

Guo Qilin: One of his favorite songs is Love in BC.

Sun Yue: You Jay Chou, you sing much better than you.

Guo Qilin: Thank you.

Yun-peng Yue: I cry for myself.

Sun Yue: This is emotional.

Yun-peng Yue: Well, it's nothing. Singing is learning. Really capable. Can you do it with your mouth?

Guo Qilin: I'm better at this.

Sun Yue: Is that all right? Is it okay?

Yun-peng Yue: Can I give you a "vegetable name"?

Sun Yue: It's also the name of the dish.

Yun-peng Yue: I dare to hug Cai Ming. Do you dare? Cai Ming dare not let you hug, dare to let me hug.

Guo Qilin: I dare to hug Song Dandan. What's the use of talking about this?

Sun Yue: Song Dandan is your father's. Don't say that.

Yun-peng Yue: Say the name of this dish, no matter when or how old you are, just say it.

Sun Yue: You take the lead.

Yun-peng Yue: Listen, steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, stewed salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, tummy, dried meat, sausage, kung pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork, boiled fish, boiled meat and a pot of rice. I've had enough. What about this zip line in your mouth?

Sun Yue: No fooling around.

Yun-peng Yue: Who is an idiot?

Sun Yue: Where is the rice here?

Guo Qilin: There is no boiled fish or boiled meat.

Sun Yue: You recite it wrong, you know?

Yun-peng Yue: Who recited it wrong?

Sun Yue: Nothing.

Guo Qilin: I haven't tried at all.

Sun Yue: Can you do that?

Guo Qilin: I started reciting the name of a vegetable when I was six years old. The most exciting and fastest is behind me. Red ball, white ball

Sun Yue: Get into this meatball.

Guo Qilin: Recite from here.

Sun Yue: Come on, make it clear.

Guo Qilin: Guys, this sounds like watching a dish.

Sun Yue: Beautiful. Let's go

Guo Qilin: Come on, I'll treat you to red balls, white balls and fried balls. .

Yun-peng Yue: I cried with my back straight.

Sun Yue: People have feelings.

Yun-peng Yue: What else can I do? Is there anything at the bottom of the wardrobe?

Guo Qilin: The real actors are at the bottom of the box. There are jokes and cheers in the cross talk.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes, I can. I am at the bottom of the box. I am the champion.

Guo Qilin: Do you have a suitcase?

Yun-peng Yue: I respect you. The best thing I can do is to support you.

Sun Yue: I didn't know that human nature was like this.

Guo Qilin: Wait a minute, Brother Yue, you can take a hat. Today, I let you hold it for a while. Can I tease you?

Yun-peng Yue: OK.

Guo Qilin: I'll see if you can

Yun-peng Yue: Let's see who has the ability.

Guo Qilin: Come here.

Yun-peng Yue: Make fun of three points and detain seven points. Look, everyone, I have both.

Guo Qilin: The two of us today.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes.

Guo Qilin: Crosstalk

Yun-peng Yue: That's right

Guo Qilin: My name is.

Yun-peng Yue: Ha ha ha.

Guo Qilin: What's wrong with you?

Yun-peng Yue: I took medicine.

Guo Qilin: Wait a minute. Don't hold the table. Do you know everything about us?

Yun-peng Yue: I helped.

Guo Qilin: I will help you, too. I'll tell you Yun-peng Yue, what do you mean? You've been tearing me down in various places since you just came up, haven't you?

Yun-peng Yue: Yes.

Guo Qilin: What do you want? What do you want?

Yun-peng Yue: I'm crazy. I can't take it anymore. I was the first one last week. I am very bloated.

Guo Qilin: Do you know who I am? No, I'm Xinger, you know?

Yun-peng Yue: Does the second generation of Xing have its own characters? Go to the streets, big brother. I'm the second generation of Xing, shameless.

Guo Qilin: What's it like not being defeated by the second generation of Xing?

Yun-peng Yue: Yes.

Guo Qilin: I'm going to slap you today. Can you believe it?

Yun-peng Yue: Come on.

Sun Yue: No, no, no.

Sun Yue: What are you two doing? These audiences are here. There is no shame in losing them.

Yun-peng Yue: There's nothing to be ashamed of. Just get used to it.

Sun Yue: Why, this is that all young actors can be independent.

Yun-peng Yue: I can be independent, I can be independent.

Guo Qilin: Because you have a big face.

Sun Yue: If he is ill, please don't disturb him. Why are these two fighting for a brother of Deyun Society? What's the use of fighting for this? You should be a brother. You should be a brother. Do you two keep your word? There's another one on it. You two are simple-minded, and young talents are twisted into a rope to hold the one above. You two can talk later.

Yun-peng Yue: That makes sense.

Guo Qilin: What's the matter?

Yun-peng Yue: I'm telling you, brother, what Sun Yue said is so reasonable.

Guo Qilin: That's right.

Yun-peng Yue: It's no use fighting for one brother and two brothers. You have a father on it and I have a master on it. We will never stand up until he finishes.

Guo Qilin: Although I shouldn't think so, I think you are right.

Yun-peng Yue: That was a long time ago. He is in good health. God, find a way to get him down, and then you will host my game. We will advertise the chain home.

Guo Qilin: We'll both have Dong Peng specialty drinks.

Yun-peng Yue: Mama Donkey is my mother.

Guo Qilin: The old village head is my father.

Guo Qilin: The two brothers cooperated.

Yun-peng Yue: Cooperation.

Guo Qilin: I just want to hold your hand like this.

Yun-peng Yue: Can love always be pure without sadness?

Sun Yue: Hello, is this Yu Qian? Brother Qian, it's me, it's me. The Lao Guo family was in chaos, and we succeeded. Let's get even, but let's be clear. One day you will be the monitor, I am a brother!

Source:

Whose No.1 Brother is from the second season of Happy Comedian. Performers: Yun-peng Yue, Guo Qilin, Sun Yue.

The plot revolves around who is the brother of Yun-peng Yue and Guo Qilin. They tried their best to be brothers, tearing each other apart and being merciless.

Sun Yue was too busy adjusting in the play, but he still found an opportunity to point the finger at Degang Guo, in order to make Deyun Society chaotic, and then Yu Qian came out to clean up the situation and became the monitor himself, and Sun Yue became brothers.

Their performance was very successful and won the second place in the current period.