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Tell me something interesting about playing cards.

1. Mahjong player features: no complaints, no aversion to the environment: a few square meters small, smoking, athlete's foot, are acceptable. Explain that in the process of success, we must endure all bad environmental factors.

2. The characteristics of playing mahjong: always stand behind the master, nod and smile, and learn what you want. It shows that you are good at learning from others' strengths.

3. The characteristics of people who play mahjong: they are often opposed to business by family and friends, and they talk about it! Explain the healthy mentality of having goals, going forward bravely and being positive and optimistic.

4. A woman went out to play mahjong at night, and went home in the middle of the night for fear of waking her husband, so she took off her clothes in the living room and gently walked into the bedroom. Unexpectedly, her husband woke up and was surprised to see this: I r your ancestor, playing big cards, losing like this!

There is nothing important about staying up late, just enjoying it. ! Playing cards, mahjong, shopping, traveling, food, but all seek addiction in different ways.

6. Features of mahjong players: Touch one if you miss one! One is not stupid, look! Explain that you are not afraid of failure, make persistent efforts and live in hope.

7. Mahjong embodies the principle of openness. The cards played by everyone are public, and the cards that are combined after eating are also public. When reconciliation, we should push down the cards and show the bottom, so that everyone can see clearly that every link of mahjong is open.

Youth is like mahjong, you have to clap or touch yourself. As many institutions as there are otaku and rotten women, just to enjoy that moment.

9. Playing mahjong with the leader, the leader accidentally said: I admire Chiang Kai-shek the most. Song Meiling likes Chinese parasol trees, and Chiang Kai-shek also planted Chinese parasol trees in Nanjing. I got the message and fired a five-barrel gun, led by Hu.

10. Characteristics of mahjong players: repeating simple things, doing repetitive actions happily, not eating, not going home, tossing and turning, and even staying up all night. It shows that sticking to the end is a good mentality of victory.

Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself. There are as many otaku and rotten women as there are, just to enjoy the moment of being knocked down.

Life is like mahjong. It was tian hu who fell in love at first sight, Woody who fell in love freely, and Pinghu who set the bridge. Seducing someone else's husband is called grabbing the bar, having a baby with someone else's husband is called blooming on the bar, a lover is called hanging, and a lover is called whiteboard.

13. Playing mahjong with the leader, the leader accidentally said: I admire Chiang Kai-shek most, Song Meiling likes buttonwood, and Chiang Kai-shek planted buttonwood in Nanjing. I see. I played five drums. Team leader: Hu.