Simple and interesting Cantonese Xiehouyu

0 1. Will the kitchen ruler fall into the wok? Spirit (steam and pure harmony)

02, the wife was covered? Yin Gong (harmony between Gong and Gong)

03. Does the husband splash a fan? Desolate (sad and homophonic with his wife)

04. Soy sauce for rice? Full color and water (describing people as very affected)

05. Blind people eat soup? Have a good idea (of sth)

06. Ask the monk to borrow a comb? surplus

07, monk bear cover? Lawlessness (French homonym)

08. A one-eyed guy went to see his wife? Look at the sun.

09, Chaozhou guy plays erhu? Take care of yourself (onomatopoeia)

10, camel selling shrimp? Everyone is not sure (because camels and shrimps are curved)

1 1, soy sauce and Chili sauce? If necessary, click (the point is the same as the inclination).

12, soy sauce bottle cap? Salty and wet (describing people's lewdness)

Does Tie Guai Li play football? Kick (overall description of work)

14, the palace of hell went on strike? For ghost use

15, Shentai cat shit? Very hateful hate.

16, always falling into the shit hole? There is no sun symbol.

17, sweet potato fell into the oven? It's time to simmer (it's dead)

18, hand in the plane? Treble barrel (describing the height of human eyes)

19, African monk? Black hatred

20, the wind blows the egg shell? If you are rich, you will be scattered, and people will be safe.

2 1, overnight speculation? Immersed in anger

22. Does Yan Luowang marry a woman? Catch ghosts

23. Recruiting in Yan Luowang? Make a fool of yourself.

24. Undersea grouper? Good blood stasis (fish and blood stasis are homophonic, meaning awkward)

25. Black and white swan? day and night

26. Is Huangpi Tree a brother? Not cooked or eaten.

27. Does the wind blow the emperor's pants? Lonely pigeons are cold (describing people as stingy)

28. Burn pig's head? Shu kou tou chan noodles

29. Husband's wallet? Husband's money (superficial)

30. Cold alley bamboo pole? Straight out, straight in.

3 1, linen robe? This is not the material of fruit seeds.

32. Shut the knife in the pit? If you can't get literature, you can't get martial arts (literature and smell are homophonic, martial arts and dance are homophonic).

33. Pit stone? Smelly and hard

34, the first pen? Unwilling to give up (giving up is the same as writing)

35. October mustard? Summon up courage (describe women's love for men)

36. Braised pork with rattan? Fit 1 for oil leakage (onomatopoeia, describing clothes, etc. Are very suitable people)

37.Lordy orange？ Nobody wants it.

38. The dog on the tile truss? There is a way (describing the ambiguous relationship between men and women)

39. airplane candles? Burning clouds (ecstasy)

40. Paradise potty? be absorbed in

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42. Cowhide lanterns? This is very vague.

43. Ear teapot? Have to say (describe people who just talk and don't do it)

44. Mao Mao Chicken? Spit on the meat (to describe a person beating hard)

45. Throw a stone into the pit? Arouse public anger (feces)

46. passport photo? become a laughing stock

47.wet cotton? Have a good time (impeccable)

48. Can Ben call a dog? Screaming and walking.

49. Fish seller? Vocal breath (vocal breath and fishy smell are homophonic. Sound and news also mean that something has hope of success.

50. Selling pomfret tails? Chat (another way of saying strike up a conversation)

5 1, salted egg soup? My heart is full of sunshine.

52. Paper dolls? Have spirit but no spirit.

53. Rat tail sore? Limited sunlight exposure (describes a person's limited strength)

54. Salusi money? Attracting the dead (very attractive)

55. Stone bridge candle? False care (heart and core are homophonic. At the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, there was a workshop in Shiqiao Town, Panyu County, and the cost of making candles earned a lot of money. Even cut corners, shoddy, let people use old cotton tires and rotten cotton as waste. To hide people's eyes and ears, expose the candle head and light a small wick made of white, fine and beautiful cotton yarn. When the customer looks at it, wow, there is a lot of fine wax in it. You buy again, I'll buy again. When you know how to use it back, you first know how stupid you are. )

56. Tofu guy takes a ladder? The imperial examination in feudal times was given. At that time, Gong Xue, the capital of Guangzhou, was the place where the government tried to publish the list. There is a tofu shop next to Gong Xue. Once, the person who posted the list forgot to bring the ladder. It happened that the boss's family was among the best, and the boss readily came to help move the ladder. Since then, this has become a routine. Every time the list is published, the official wants the tofu shop owner to carry the ladder, so he says so. )

57. Don't wash your feet? Binding fin 6 (swing)

58. Seven copper coins are divided into two parts? Well, three, four.

59. Pingzhou nanny? make a living

60, the coffin top burning firecrackers? horrible

6 1, riding with a smile? Release poisonous snakes

62. Do you know much? Act as a representative

63, the whole body Xu? Have a busy time

64. Is there any early knowledge? tool

65. Static penis? Admit low prestige (quietly admit an apology)

66. Is the battery out? Know how to grab the microphone (come out and know, seize the opportunity to get ahead)

67. Sick? Take his life (literally, take his life when he is sick and kill him completely)

68. Hey? Equal appointment

69. Artificial height? Secret fishing (secret fishing, secret part-time job). You can earn a high salary without doing a part-time job)

70. Does Temujin hit the boy? Sweating (dripping is hitting people)

7 1, Amao whole cake? No fruit sample, full fruit sample (no style, stick to that style, redundant)

72. Does watermelon hit the dog? I don't know how to beat a dog with meat buns.

Thank you for the stove on the evening of 73.30? It's better to do it than not to do it at all (Zhao Jun is going to heaven to complain to the Jade Emperor on the evening of the 30th, so he really shouldn't be thanked).

74. Kitchen rag? Salty wet (salty wet, dirty, salty wet guy means dirty and erotic)

75. The birthday girl hangs her neck? live long

76. Old Chinese herbal medicine? Fran zaa 2

77. Brother Sleek shaved his head? Soon, soon.

78. Is that fat guy wearing a hat and shirt? Several big ones (Dai Li, Zha, Dai Li shirts, tied clothes, actually T-shirts, several big ones, try it).

79. Are there any sores? My eyes are swollen, and so is my asshole. Look. Don't want to see it again)

80, tile eaves lion? Play to the extreme (no matter how powerful it is, it is also a decoration)

8 1, kneeling to feed pigs? For money (for money, endure injustice)

82. Broken wood under the bed? Hit a big board (breaking wood means cutting wood and hitting a big nail)

83. A funeral for the deaf? Well, listen to the flute you played for the dead (the deaf can't hear the funeral music, and the dead have the function of modal particle in Cantonese)

84. Is that fat woman sitting in the shit tower? Tup Tup regrets (shit tower, toilet, tup is an adjective, meaning strong, dense and firm)

85. Paper tied to your chin? Speak softly (what you say has no weight, or promises are easily unreliable)

86. Dinghu Shangsu? Haozhai (Dinghu Lake, a scenic spot in Zhaoqing, Guangdong)

87. burning flagpoles? Sigh is homophonic with charcoal. Literally, the fire on the flagpole is burning, and people are helpless. In fact, sighing in Cantonese means enjoying most of the time, such as sighing about the world, which means having a long time to enjoy)

88. Do chickens eat night bugs? Know well (chickens eat fireflies)

89. What's the taste of yam? Ngup must be ngup(ngup, say. Speak irresponsibly, full address unknown)

90. Ghost moon cakes? mooncake

9 1, broken handle hoe? Take it (without the handle, I'm not sure)

92. Does the cat wash its face? Tie a chair (meaning)

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94, the fairy fart? out of the ordinary

95. Insect crutches-unreliable (unreliable)

96, sailors to sailors-water bucket water (own).

97. Win every other year-worthless (after futures, worthless)

98. Long-pole lanterns-far from the light (it is dark under the light). According to, it also means to care, sometimes it means to care more about people who can't be men far away than people who are close)

99. the land of sanyuan palace-tin body (according to legend, the land gods of sanyuan palace are all made of tin, and tin sounds like treasure in cantonese)

100, Liu Rongting visited ── Well, it's not good that Li failed (19 16). In August, Lu Rongting, a warlord in Guangxi, became the overseer of Guangdong Province. He once served as the inspector of Guangdong and Guangxi, and was in power for a while. On a whim, I put on poor people's clothes and walked into the fortune-telling hall in rags? Hey? I wanted to test Mr. Xiang's eyesight for fun, but the fortune teller met me? Fairy? Hit the nail on the head, say him? It's terrible, isn't it? . It means that he is a prominent official, so why does he pretend to be poor, but he has to pretend to be poor? Later, people put good things in bad situations, which is called "Lu Rongting's embarrassment". )